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Shit is about to get weird. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules is a film you are not going to find very easily anywhere but GayHotMovies.com. Believe me, I checked. It’s not even available at Bijou, its own provider! So let me tell you I was just about as excited to find out about this film as I was discovering my first gay porn magazine many moons ago. Why, you may ask? Because it’s a classic, and it’s fucking weird; don’t let this soft-core box cover fool you.

Just look at these opening credits. Seriously, it’s like Clash of the Titans and Jason and the Argonauts. I’m surprised there wasn’t any wacky claymation minotaurs or anything. Once the credits are over, the audience is transported to a rocky beach where the story begins. I think the narrator didn’t get the narration part in The Ten Commandments starring Charlton Heston. That man was hot-no wonder Anne Baxter was always moaning “Moses, Moses, Moses.” Jeez Louise! And moving on…

So we’ve got Hercules, the ocean, and animal hide loin cloths. Cut to a palace. Here we meet a super creepy old dude with a bucket of KFC who is actually King Casmer and he’s got some damn cute boys at his fingertips. Check out the one with the fan. Although it’s just beginning, I ask myself “When was this made?” It looks like a Rodgers and Hammerstein Cinderella made for TV in the sixties. The colors are wonderful!

Nothin’ like a bucket-a-chicken and some head from one of your slaves, eh? I’m getting kind of hungry. Spoiler alert, there is a lot of “soft serve” in this flick. The king doesn’t really get hard, but still cums buckets in the boy’s mouth who then spits it into a chalice. This blowjob really did amp up the perversion rating of The Erotic Adventures of Hercules.

As the narrator continues, King Casmer is going to send a young prince to tempt his arch rival Hercules and destroy him. We meet the prince as he and the king drink some wine. He’s kind of cute-blonde hair, mustache, blue eyes. He kind of looks like Luke Harding aka Aden Stone? Of course he’ll be handsomely compensated for his troubles with jewels and treasure to destroy Herc.

Luke’s better looking.

What a lovely soundtrack. I really want to know what beach was this filmed on. Sure Prince, just wash up nekked on the rocky shore, Hercules will rescue you. Ah, what a sweet, smooth, nubile youth. Oh so succulent; just smack him in the face to wake him up. Stop using your hand and use your dick Herc! Oh, thanks for saving me! Back in Hercules’ lair, Prince sets to work “I mean I just regained consciousness, but let me caress your muscular body and suck yo dick!” There is a lot of static in the soundtrack at this point, but it is so worth listening to. Who got paid to dub this freakshow? Hercules kind of has this whole fifties bodybuilder look going on, like he should be in Physique Pictoral, and this pleases me.

To mention the soundtrack once again, this is the kind of music you frolic to and the voice over dubbing is so sensationally bad. In this scene I’ll admit it’s not really the best blowjob I’ve ever seen. Hercules does cum in the prince’s mouth, but what is with all this soft serve so far? Doesn’t anyone get a raging hard-on in this movie? And now they cuddle. I’d also like to point out that the prince has real fancy belt on. Moments later the pair are grinding. It’s kind of weird and I feel like I’m intruding. Here’s the DL: Herc’s trying to get hard again, Prince whimpers. Is he in him? Nope, just grinding. Finally we have some fucking! The prince is a total bottom bitch and Herc fucks his hole raw, pulls out and shoots another copious load. He even got jizz on the deer skin rug. Who’s going to clean that up? A+ for stamina Hercules!

I forgot what the prince was sent to do when this happens. They are NOT going to get it on for a third time! Wait! The thirst is real for this prince as he starts sucking on Hercules rod again. Needless to say the audience is treated to another dispassionate blow, another creamy load down the prince’s throat. That’s a lot of cum and the sheer amount Hercules has produced in such a short period of time is pretty hot actually.

Hercules must be so tired. The prince really “took it out of him” and it’s off to dreamland. Next thing ya know he’s bound in chains and shackles. Did the prince slip him a Mickey? King Creeper is back and gloating over his prize. He whips and flogs Herc while the prince and one of the kings boys start to get it on while he watches. I’m sensing the prince probably has a thing for Herc or vise versa, but I could be wrong.

This cocksucker with the dark hair and ‘stache is pretty sexy. Check out those chops!

There is too much soft serve in this film.

As we continue our adventure, viewers will be treated to some passionate osculation followed by more sucking at the feet of the king whilst Herc looks on. These guys love grinding and the old dude is contentedly jerking off to this. He’s truly got a greedy gullet, that prince. He really gets to it on the slave boy, who is cute, but I thought he’d have a bigger cock. It also looks like the king’s advisor dude whom we met earlier has joined the party too to jerk off as well.

Now this is the guy I’ve been waiting for. Finding Hercules bound and chained, a little muscle lad walks right up and likes what he sees. He immediately begins worshiping Herc with his hands and mouth. As he is going to town on the subdued giant, the creepy-ass adviser guy just lifts up the youth’s loin cloth and slips his dick in. How rude, but Little Muscle Lad doesn’t care. Prince unleashes his white lava in the slave’s mouth as this fuck-fest continues on the floor. Time for a cum swap! The Erotic Adventures of Hercules has more loads blown directly into mouths than any other film I’ve seen in a while. What I mean is the spunk is literally sucked out of the guys, no jerking off to finish, just dick in mouth. Back to Herc’s neck of the woods; the adviser unloads his contribution and Muscle Lad doesn’t even care. He’s too busy milking Herc’s cock until he explodes.

There is a lot of cum in these guys’ mouths.

Now for a threesome! Mustache Boy fucks Muscle Lad, who sports some nice foreskin in a fleshy roll about, at the feet of the king and Mustache Boy cums after pulling out. It’s a decent fuck to watch, and my only issue was that it was too bad the Muscle Lad didn’t cum. I was really hoping for that.

To finish things up I’ll make this brief. Everyone is passed out and Hercules (with the help of the gods) unchains himself to exact his revenge. He slaughters everyone, even the prince who I believe thought Herc loved him and would take him away before he met his fate. Oh, and Herc kept that belt?

Since The Erotic Adventures of Hercules is only available on GayHotMovies.com, you should really head on over and watch it. I’m so happy I got to review such an off the wall classic and share it with you. Remember to follow me on Twitter and Tumblr too!

Catch ya later cum catchers

-The Otter

Toes, Underwear, and Skaters…Ooh-La-La!

July 1st, 2015 - By simba
Posted Under: Movie Reviews

There is one fact that is true of every scene included in Ducati Porn’s Skater Fucks—this is not soft and sweet porn featuring dreamy pretty boys….this feature is for those who want their XXX action with a bit of kink and edge. From inked up submissive bottoms to all-out indulgences in wild foot fetishes, this Peter Romero-directed flick doesn’t hold back with embracing its bold freak streak. This movie is sure to satisfy those with an appetite for alternative content.

For proof, look no further than the opening scene, which features Trenton Ducati and the heavily-tattooed and pierced Dane Ryder. The kinky love of underwear and rugged boots take center-stage in this match-up, when Trenton finds Dane worshiping some of his items in the living room. “There’s my fucking boots, you little pig!” Trenton exclaims, as Dane rubs underwear passionately against his face. Dane replies that he was cleaning Trenton’s boots and, unconvinced, Trenton replies, “If you’re going to fucking clean them, clean them really good.” This leads to Trenton grabbing the back of Dane’s head as he licks all over the boot. From there, Dane sucks on Trenton’s socks while the boot is shoved into his crotch. Following this is lots of spitting and lip service to Trenton’s big cock. After, they get down and dirty in a hard, hair-pulling fuck. This scene is a strong choice to kick things off, as it wastes no time with serving viewers with jizz-dripping action for those that have a thang for these special fetishes.

And as if the first scene doesn’t do the trick, the second scene picks up where it leaves off. This time, Trenton teams up with the well-hung Devin Dixon, who stars as an eager shoeshine man who can’t wait to get to work. While he is initially creeped out by Devin’s enthusiasm, things take a turn when Devin slides off Trenton’s shoes to light his fire at the sight of his socks. Devin can’t resist from taking off the socks to get a taste of Trenton’s toes and eventually, Trenton gets turned on and joins in. They suck each other’s thick meat sticks and get off in another serious hole-hammering session. There’s never a dull moment from the time that these guys step in front of the camera with each other and keep the momentum going.


But the unapologetic dive that Skater Fucks takes into the world of various fetishes isn’t the only positive aspect of the film—in fact, this characteristic of the film would not be brought to life if were not for the engaging cast. This fact is best exemplified in the next scene, which has the ripped, hairy and ever-sexy industry vet Nick Capra flaunt his dominance over meat-hungry Aiden Summers. While he is supposed to be painting a room, Aiden is in the mood to be stuffed…and he gives into the urge by whipping out a random dildo. When Nick returns to the room to find him getting busy with toys, he decides that he needs to be punished. Nick rolls Aiden on his back, takes a couple of firm slaps across his ass and declares “My puppies behave better than this!” His aggressive persona continues with him spanking Aiden with almost any object he can find, including a ruler and then he jams a paint roller up Aiden’s hole. As all of this goes on, Aiden totally submits to every single part and accentuates the power that Nick  exercises. From there, they suck each other off and end by jerking off and shooting massive loads over their bodies. Although there is no intercourse, what makes this scene effective is the way that both Nick and Aiden commit to their respective roles.

The cast also makes make entertaining contributions in the scene four. After taking a nice jog outside, Felix Warner decides that he isn’t done working out when he heads into the house to find Devin Dixon sleeping. He wakes him up and they began roughhousing…which of course, turns innocent fun into naughty activity. There are toe fucking, blowjobs, and intense rimjob from Felix to Devin which feels totally realistic because both stars seem genuinely into their scene together. Clearly enjoying themselves, they head to the living room, where they are discovered by Trenton. Infuriated by their disrespectful actions, Trenton feels the best way to handle the situation is to punish each of them, which he does by demanding that they lick his boots, worship his feet, and take turns sucking his cock. Much like scene four, everyone stays true to what they are meant to embody, as Trenton makes bitch boys out of Felix and Devin, and each comply with no complaints. After lots of fetish-centered and oral acts, each guy relieves their stiff, cum-filled cocks with three major loads that cover the boot, the perfect touch for the film’s show-stopping scene.

The closing of Skater Fucks does not contain a story like the others, nor does it explore any particular kinky tastes, but it still ends the movie on a strong note. Trenton and Dylan Knight share a one-on-one lustfest that oozes with subtle chemistry. It may not venture left field like its predecessors, but still gives the viewer some steamy action.

Though it may not be one of the most over-the-top experimentation of fetish-oriented material that is out there, Skater Fucks still holds itself up nicely in all of its simplicity. With the combination of the colorful cast and enjoyable caliber of the sex scenes, it solidifies itself as a great watch from start to finish. To check it out for yourself, watch Skater Fucks now!

And on that note, I bid you farewell. Make sure to follow me on Twitter for all of my latest updates!

-  Simba

Check Out These Puddles: Top 6 Pool Scenes in Gay Porn

June 30th, 2015 - By ottergayhotmovies
Posted Under: Top List Tuesday

I might prefer rope swings and swimming holes, inner tubes on the river, and large mossy boulders to sun myself on, but every once and a while I like a different kind of puddle. Today I’m here to write about pools-pools that stand out to me as nice places to frolic. Here for the weekly top list I bring you six sexy holes filled with water and dick! Let’s jump right on in!

At number six…

The Flavor Of Men from Oh Man! Studios: Scene 2

I’m in love with this pool. OK, it’s not really a pool, but if Kurt Stefano and Sam Crockett are taking a dip in it, I’m calling it a pool. The secluded oasis looks like something I would find while thumbing through Traditional Home or Better Homes & Gardens. The flagstone patio surrounding this puddle is rustic yet elegant at the same time, with charming moss tucked between the stones. Can you here the soft music of a swing band wafting outside as you sip your bubbling cocktail under twinkling lights? Is the night breeze filled with the scent of gardenias? Picture the sexy cater waiters in their tight pants and white jackets, so handsome; I just want to tear off their clothes and fuck… So yeah, this gem is incredibly romantic.

At number five…

No Shirt No Shoes No Problem from All Worlds Video: Scene 3

This pool is amazing. I like swimming laps so oddly shaped pools just aren’t my thing for practical reasons. I’m also a very structured person who requires symmetry in his life. However, under the right conditions, such as an expendable income, I could be coerced into having a pool such as this. Gentle curves, a waterfall, separate hot tub, and all lined in flagstone and blue tiles, this fantasy puddle could make quite a restful retreat. If only it included Niko (Chip Nicholas) and Rocky for my own personal enjoyment. These two uncut fuckers make the perfect “sculptural” decoration for an otherwise perfect private paradise.

At number four…

Bullet 9 from Ari Productions: Scene 2

Being the playful creature that I am I have always appreciated a pool slide. I feel like we don’t see too many of these anymore. Growing up I remember that if my friends had a pool, there was pretty much a slide guaranteed. The exhilarating sensation of bare bum on smooth wet fiberglass is like no other before you hit the chlorinated liquid below. This is a puddle you invite your friends to splash in. Imagine getting nekked with all your closest fuck buddies, drinks in hand, and you all take turns dipping into the pool and each other on a hot summer day. I’m so glad to see that Bruno and Josh Kincaid put this piece of super fun-man made pond accoutrement to good use. Time to pick up the ice, burgers, lube, and condoms! It’s party time.

Coming in at number three…

Waterbucks 2 from COLT Studio: All four scenes of this flick were filmed at the same location.


Josh Weston
and Carlo Masi

Perfectly manicured grounds, elegant topiaries, this whole Grecian vibe thing-this is one damn good lookin’ puddle. Right here is a prime example of sitting pretty. No, this is not the pool one has barbeques around with the neighbors and their spawn; no, this is the kind of pool where one gets their slut on. Imagine lying out by this basin of the gods, your oiled skin slowly frying into a coveted bronze under the direct sunlight. Melanoma be damned, you bought this Speedo specifically for how it makes your garbage look and the resulting tan line it will produce. Here is a puddle where frozen drinks are served by gorgeous young men in nothing but loin cloths who are at your every disposal. Hell, there’s even a replica of the Nike of Samothrace perched on a pedestal (Winged Victory for those who have no idea what I’m talking about.) Yes, this is it. This is the watery abyss you’ve been dreaming of. Slip in, enjoy.

Taking the silver at two…

Ram Jam from Catalina: Scene 9

Looks like we’ve got a pool/fountain situation going on again, but as I’ve said, if you can get into that puddle, it’s a pool. Just looking at this majestic piece of bourgeoisie lawn decoration reminds me that this must be the way Versailles assimilates trailer trash culture. Who puts this in their yard? The whole damn thing is so overdone I can’t help but love it. Just look at the sculpted fountains in their verdigris glory. Also the shade of those square tiles is really appealing to the eye as the water flows over the magnificent stepped creation. This obviously isn’t a puddle you just throw together, planning had to have been key; just look at those mature cypress trees framing this obnoxiously gorgeous grotto. Planning, people, planning. The only problem I see with this pool is that I’m not in Ray Harley’s position; what it must be like to get plowed by Blake Harper in such splendor… Hand me my church fan, it’s getting hot in here.

And at number one…

Fresh Off The Vine from Buckshot Productions: Scene 2

Picture it, Sicily, 1912. No, this is definitely not 1912, but it could be some Mediterranean countryside or most likely Sonoma County, California. This sleek and modern dipping bowl set in a sunny vineyard on rolling hills is precisely the spot you want to celebrate a Bacchanalian feast of your own carnal desires. Take a gander at this here puddle. It’s got it all: great design, beautiful execution, a spot to set down your wineglass! Well, you’re not on a vineyard for nothing. Thinking about sunning myself beside this cool drop of perfection can only be eclipsed by thoughts of luring one of those horse hung, dark-haired, copper-skinned grape harvesters into it like a siren. I really enjoy the color choice when it comes to the tiles, the cast concrete fountains, and cleverly disguised Jacuzzi. I wonder if Topher Dimaggio and Devon Hunter appreciate what they’re fucking in. I also want to know what’s in their glasses as I could go for a cold glass of pinot on ice about now.

So there you have it, my top list for Tuesday. I don’t know about you, but I am going to go slip into my little swim suit, grab a cold one, and head on over to my swimmin’ hole. Remember to follow me on Twitter and on Tumblr!
Catch ya later cum catchers,
-The Otter

Violet Chachki, “a one of a kind collectable,” is an American drag queen, burlesque dancer, aerial acrobat, model, and singer. Chachki competed on and won the seventh season of “RuPaul’s Drag Race.” It wasn’t long ago that she was using a fake I.D. to sneak in and perform in local Atlanta drag shows. Violet’s name is derived from Jennifer Tilly’s character in the super sexy film Bound, which is a must see for any fetishist. Ms. Chachki definitely has the C.U.N.T. (charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent) needed to command a crowd and slay the masses. With her first EP, Gagged, being released today (along with her second music video: “Vanguard), her career is at an all time high. Violet is on top of the world at the youthful age of 23. She has obviously moved onto bigger things, but has the class to never say better. Violet is wise beyond her years and is here to tell us all about it.

Let me first say that I love you and love the video for “Bettie.” I rank it near the top of drag music/drag videos I have seen in the realm of Drag Race “herstory.” It’s hella kinky. Bettie Page and yourself are both southern “queens” and your likeness cannot be denied. How has she inspired you?

Thank you! Initially I think I saw Bettie Page as a fashion and style icon. After learning more about her life, where she came from, and her retirement, I think I began to respect her more as a cultural phenomenon.  One thing I truly admire about her is that she refused to do any face-to-face interviews after her retirement; she wanted to be remembered for the way she looked when she was modeling.

I would say that though Bettie is an obvious comparison, due to your stunning video, your live performances are way more Dita Von Teese. What are your inspirations outside of performing?

Oh there’s a ton: Legendary model Dovima. DJ and Deee-lite front woman Lady Miss Kier. Tons of fashion designers like Thierry Mugler, Emilio Pucci; also Leigh Bowery, Candy Darling, Marc Almond, Pierre Molinier, John Willie.

How has your interest in fashion history, BDSM, and drag had a hand in your interest in corsets?

What always appealed to me about the fetish, drag, and fashion world was all of the different extremes. Corset training is considered a form of body modification, along with fetish footwear. I would say its one most extreme items you could decorate your body with. I think the notion that suffering for your art takes a lot of reverence and self-control is beautiful.

Have you done any waist training or are you just skinny and able to pull that down to 18 inches?

Well both. I have a super long and lean torso so it’s easy to train. But trust me I train! During filming I was sleeping in my under-bust.

Speaking of BDSM, can you please illuminate me about your past in some of the largest dungeons within the southeast?

I’ve had the privilege of working alongside a well-known dominatrix, assisting her in a fetish practice called f*rced feminization. It’s a humiliation fetish where gender roles are switched; men give up control and become submissive to a dominatrix through costume or makeup. It created a safe space for these men to come and explore their feminine side and kink without judgment.

What role will your fetish experience play in your future performances and do you think you could inspire an interest in fetishism amongst fans?

Oh, fetish plays a role in a lot of my performances.  I think every drag queen in is some way an exhibitionist.  When I’m onstage I am definitely trying to exude the confidence of a dominatrix, that notion of total control is important when giving a show. I’m actually in the process of creating a number or two paying tribute to my favorite fetish artists John Willie and Pierre Molinier.

They say there is no shame in the game. What are your thoughts on sex negativity vs. sex positivity?

 I went to catholic school for K-12, so sex was always condemned and never celebrated. However, I believe sex is the most creative thing that one can participate in. This might be cliché to say, but Madonna really said it best: “I’m not sorry, it’s human nature…Express yourself, don’t repress yourself.”

What is your take on slut shaming?

For me it all comes back to consent. Obviously, I’m against slut shaming, but if you’re being deceitful and not respecting others’ personal space (emotionally and physically), there should be some internal shame happening.

You have every reason to take pride in you short moment in the “porn spotlight.” You look great: all of you. Care to reflect on having let it all hang out?

Thank you! I was 18 at the time and really getting into the idea of sexual freedom. I think I wanted to try porn as a way of sexual exploration, self-expression, and, most significantly, exhibitionism.

Issues of gender identity are seeing more and more light every day. In your opinion, are they moving too quickly and therefore misguided or is there no such thing if they are moving forward?

Too quickly?! This has been a long time coming! I just hope this moment doesn’t fade. We need to keep fueling the fire! Even a misguided conversation can lead to something progressive as long as it’s being talked about openly and in return learning something new about one another.

You have said that you think drag is very transgressive and that you were confused as to why there was such a separation between drag and the Trans community. Being genderqueer and an activist, would you like to blur that line and try and put a big ol’ D on the ever growing LGBTQ acronym and do you think we can in fact all be one?

I think the verbiage is what separates us. Not everything is black and white. At what point does someone become trans? At what point is someone in drag? Everyone falls somewhere on the Kinsey scale. I really love the term queer because it is all inclusive and literally means “not the norm.”

Drag is becoming more mainstream every day, though ever evolving. Do you think it’s becoming harder for queens to stand out or do you think they just need to dig a little deeper?

It is becoming harder for queens to stand out, but they also need to dig a little deeper. Myself included! There are trends within the drag community that almost become the standard and it can get extremely expected and boring. Also because drag is so mainstream, everyone is a critic, which is really not conducive to creativity. I’m almost afraid to experiment with something new because of how it will be received. You find out what works for you and you get comfortable.

Have any idea what your next single will be and can we get any clues into what the video will be like?

Yes! It’s called “Vanguard!” The video actually takes cues from a real life experience I had at a McDonalds.

Lastly, in the vein of Pride month: I fear a day when the gay youth will take everything they have for granted, which I thankfully think has yet to fully happen. What would you, still being so young, like to say to the youth of tomorrow?

Well, seeing as marriage equality just passed in all 50 states, I’d like to say that this is a small step that has been long overdue. There are tons more issues we have to tackle within the queer community. Much like in other minority groups, I don’t think the fight will ever be over.

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Violet Chachki’s album Gagged is available on iTunes, and be sure to check out the videos for “Bettie” and “Vanguard” available on YouTube.

www.violetchachki.net

www.facebook.com/VioletChachkiOfficial

www.twitter.com/VioletChachki

www.youtube.com/VioletChachki

www.instagram.com/VioletChachki

Photos (2013-2015) courtesy of one of Violet’s best friends, Jon Dean of Jon Dean Photography. Originally from Columbus, GA, Jon received a BFA in Photography from the Savannah College of Art and Design. In 2013, Jon co-founded Legendary Children Atlanta, an artist collective celebrating drag and queer art in the southeast. He currently serves as Editor-in-Chief of Wussy Mag, an Atlanta based online magazine covering queer culture in the southeast.

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