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August 18th, 2014 - By oodlesoquim
Posted Under: Movie Reviews

Title: Damien Silver’s Fan Club Mix

Studio: Knightbreeders

Stars: Lanny Will, Dallas Quinn, Jordan Dominical, Rastmar, Landon Armani, Cliff Manson, Champ Robinson, Raphael Shawn, Damien Silver, Leroy Sunshine, Antonio Biaggi

Genre: Gay Amateur, Compilation

Let me start this off by saying if you are looking for any hint of romance…move along. But if you’re looking for some raunchy, vigorous butt sex then this is most definitely the movie for you. If you’re wavering, then let me introduce you to the opening scene, in which there is an immediate cream pie followed by an intentional and forceful ejection.

“…they don’t use no Vaseline they just shove it on into me cause I’m a prison bitch…”—Prison Bitch by Sheep Dog and The Flea Fhukers

Now with that basic understanding, let’s move along. The movie is certainly a bizarre compilation mix, with circus-themed and eerie scene insertions. However, these cut scenes are intentionally dark and grainy, contrasting nicely with the high-definition, brightly lit sex features. Being in the gonzo style, the cameraman actively interacts with the actors and provides (sometimes strict) direction—coincidentally working well the BDSM elements throughout. I’m talking masks and harnesses here, people.

Other surprisingly splendid elements:

  • Sexual content focuses mostly on insertions and completions (body shots and cream pies)
  • There may or may not be naughty piercings exposed
  • There’s a specific gentleman that gets into double digits for released loads

One last note, other than the bawdy lyrics above, there is very little music throughout the video as these performers are talkers and enjoy sexual expression.

Enjoy!

As I was making my rounds on the internet a few months ago (I don’t even want to know what the NSA must think of my browser history!) I came across an image of a bearded man who bore a striking resemblance to acquaintance of mine. Could it be? Could I be looking at a picture of  a guy I had the BIGGEST crush on when I lived in San Francisco??? What??? No. No, it couldn’t possibly, could it? After some stalking I matched up the tattoos and, to both my delight and disappointment (I never got a chance in bed with him [insert sad face] nor did I know that he was UNCUT! a mouthwatering surprise), it was my old buddy from the bay Dean Brody.

*This is the image I stumbled upon that fateful day… Dear lord… WOOF!

Now what else can I tell you about Dean Brody, well, I can assure you that he is a real sweetheart; he’s the kind of guy who’s hotness exudes from within, amplifying his already smoldering good looks. This jovial fellow with the luscious beard is a goofball, friendly, outgoing, hospitable, hilarious, and adventurous. When I did have a chance to hang out with Dean a few times I found him to be an honestly good person (which of course made me crush on him even more, you know it’s way easier to get over a crush if the dude is a total douche bag, but if he’s genuine like Dean… grab your tissues girl, you’ll be crying into your pillow every night). I swear every time that man walked into the store I worked at I got an instant hard on (probably exposing my not too well hidden desires because I used to wear SKIN tight jeans) damnit, I’m getting a boner now.

So what did this Otter do with this information? Found out what studio/studios Dean was working for! Factory Video and Club Inferno (both available on GayHotMovies.com) turned out to be the answer. I reached out (a bit trepidaciously I might add) to Dean via social media. I wasn’t sure if he still remembered me, but he did and agreed to answer some of my questions… Except for the one I was dying to ask… Why didn’t you ever take advantage of me???? Ok, ok, enough of my craziness, let’s get on with my interview with the handsome, hung, and humble Dean Brody who stars in “Bareback Leather Fuckers.

NAME: Dean Brody

YOUR AGE: 33

YOUR HEIGHT: 5′ 9″

YOUR PENIS SIZE: 9″ uc

TOP, BOTTOM OR VERS: vers

YOUR D.O.B: 4-11-81

SWEET OR SAVORY: savory

YOUR ASTRO SIGN: aires

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I am going to interrupt again after seeing those stats. Have I mentioned that Dean also bears a striking resemblance to my all time favorite star? No? I would not bestow this honor on anyone, because he is so iconic and will never be replaced: however, Dean does have a similar look and stats as the godlike Al Parker. I know, I’ve said it, blasphemy. It did get me to thinking though… Hey Dean, you’re from the New England area, so was Al Parker… I wonder if you might be related in some way? The fantastic nine inches and wickedly playful expressions could be genetic? Let’s examine my hypothesis.

What do you think?

*Ok, on with the show!

The Otter:  What was your adolescent experience like?

Dean Brody: I was (am) the biggest prankster.  this would get me into a lot of trouble.  other than that it was quite “normal”.

The Otter: Do you have any irrational fears? (Zippers while going commando, rabbits, touching any surface while on public transportation, pomegranate stains…)

Dean Brody: I cannot walk through a revolving door, I’m afraid ill get trapped. There’s always a side door thankfully.

The Otter: How often do you shower, what soap do you use?

Dean Brody: Once a day.  Dr Bronners peppermint bar soap.

*Interesting, I have some peppermint soap from the farm… It’s very refreshing and makes your balls and taint tingle:)

The Otter: Are you a lefty or a righty when you masturbate?

Dean Brody: Righty or both:)

Hot.

The Otter: How do you prefer your men, clean shaven or scruffy? (Face; Body; Balls)

Dean Brody: No preference, hot is hot.

The Otter: Do you consider yourself a good kisser?

Dean Brody: yes!

*Kissing, the best way to shut an Otter up.

The Otter: Do you prefer spit or lube when masturbating or having sex?

Dean Brody: Spit duh.

*Fuck Yeah!

The Otter: What were you doing on the 29th of April, 2011?

Dean Brody: Bartending probably;)

*It was the royal wedding. I got up at 3:00 am to watch that! Well, just to see the dress.

The Otter: Favorite part of a man’s body? GO!

Dean Brody: Eyes.

Although I was hoping you’d say toes…

The Otter: When did you become interested in working in the industry? How did you get started in the adult industry?

Dean Brody: Friends referred me, wasnt something i was really thinking about beforehand, so why not try it.

The Otter: How do you think people see you? Describe yourself, and how you present yourself to the world.

Dean Brody: I just exist to be happy. I think people don’t see me as very serious-there’s always a joke somewhere but I keep it balance. I was raised right though, I have respect.

Examples:

*Sorry Dean I stole those off social media:)

The Otter: Are you crushing on anyone currently?

Dean Brody: Perpetually.

IT’S ME! 

The Otter: Do you have any hobbies? (Paranormal investigation, paint by numbers, collecting fool’s gold, knitting, turning the lights on and off in rapid succession exactly 36 times, times three, room by room… )

Dean Brody: I love tinkering around in my backyard with projects, love my plants and my 1967 volvo 122S-shes work (meaning I have to work to pay someone else to fix her haha). 

*That is a sweet ride…

The Otter: Summer is upon us. You will… A) Spend your days down by the river, soaking up the sun and skinny dipping with your buddies. B) Lounge on some white sand beach somewhere that I know I can’t afford to visit. C) Sit out on the porch rocking away cause it’s too darn hot to do anything… grab your church fan gurl. D) None of the above, I will stay indoors with the unhealthy air conditioning as my only true friend.

Dean Brody: B) Lounge on some white sand beach somewhere that I know I can’t afford to visit. (Chances are i cant afford it either but it wont stop me.)

*You go do that, I’m a gonna go play on ma rope swing.

The Otter: What is your favorite Disney movie and which princess do you most relate to?

Dean Brody: Little Mermaid was my favorite movie but i loved Belle (Beauty and the Beast).

GOOD CHOICE!

*I’m totally a Belle too!

The Otter: Who was the first guy you were sexually attracted to? Did you do anything about it? Did you hook up with him?

Dean Brody: Joey Mcintyre (spelling? from the New Kids On The Block)  I used to hook up with him all the time- in my dreams!  haha

The Otter: Favorite character (book, film, theater)?

Dean Brody: Tyler Durden “Fight Club”.

The Otter: What was your first job?

Dean Brody: Paper boy.

The Otter: Which Golden Girl do you most relate to?

Dean Brody: Sophia- shes quick-witted.

The Otter: How often would you say you’ve eaten or tasted your own cum?

Dean Brody: A few times, i prefer trying someone elses.

*I’m also wondering if you can perform autofellatio? 

The Otter: Describe the ideal man, what would the man representing your sexual ideal look and be like? (go ahead and get descriptive!)

Dean Brody: My taste is all over the map. People who exume sexiness and personality lasts longer than a pretty face. Both are a nice start though.

WHY THAT’S ME!

Let me just freshen up a bit.

 

The Otter: Have I ever told you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke?

Dean Brody: Yeah but Did.you hear the beet ? (wah wah)

You funny mister Brody.

The Otter: What is your favorite area of your body to work out on at the gym?

Dean Brody: Ugh i hate it all, but i do it. If i have to pick one its my butt.

The Otter: Do you want to know what’s going through my mind right now?

Dean Brody: Why I took so fuckin long to get this interview done, haha. So sorry!!! xo

The Otter: Is there a favorite recipe you would like to share? Something you’ve made your specialty?

Dean Brody: Peanut butter buckeye balls.

The Otter: Have you ever used a rotary phone?

Dean Brody: We had one growing up that was missing the metal piece that makes your finger stop on the right number.  It was such a pain in the ass to dial anyone quickly!

The Otter: You’ve been invited to a garden party, what do you bring as a hostess/host gift? (You better take a hostess/host gift, it’s just polite manners!) What would you wear?

Dean Brody: A bottle of  crisp sparkling wine.  If i knew them well i would wear my usual go-to jeans and tshirt (boring) otherwie I’d have a little fun and dress up a bit.  Something cute with a hat.

“I think today is a “say something” hat day.”

The Otter: Would you like to be bound, shaved and fucked by a group of horny swimmers in a shower room?

Dean Brody: Everything except the shaved part.

The Otter: Would you like for me to have my clothes off, or do you want to tear them off of me?

Dean Brody: I will tear that shit off of you, thank you!

No Dean, thank YOU!

The Otter: Do you prefer men cut or uncut?

Dean Brody: No preference-as long as it works;)

And there you have it, an interview with hot new star Dean Brody. Make sure to follow him right here on GayHotMovies.com and on Twitter at @DeanBrodyXXX and remember to follow me on Twitter at @Otter_Holt and on Facebook for more great interviews, novie reviews, dirty pictures, and the latest porn from GayHotMovies.com.

Thank you so much Dean, you’re a sport! XOXO

-The Otter

The Otter & The Smooth Bottom Of Ludo Sander

August 13th, 2014 - By ottergayhotmovies
Posted Under: Star Interviews

Is that image tempting? Smooth young flesh and a tightly toned body; Ludo Sander is making a splash here at GayHotMovies.com in the opening scene of “Forbidden Encounters” from Icon Male with Billy Santoro. He’s a total bottom boy with a handsome face, beautiful penetrating eyes, and his ass, that ass is perfect for a hung top to manhandle.

Naturally I found myself captivated. I’ll admit that hairy muscle guys in their 30′s are usually my preference, however I was intrigued when I discovered that Ludo wasn’t just a pocket bottom you can whip out and impale on your dick whenever you want. For one thing he is tall, and tall guys are huge turn on, mainly because I am tall myself and it’s rare that I find a bottom of equal height. Bonus, he’s uncut… and if you’ve been following my blogs or Twitter you know I’ve got a thing for foreskin.

I found out that Ludo’s film was about to go live so I sent him a message about doing an interview, and guess what? He accepted! So here we go, and interview with new comer Ludo Sander.

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NAME: Ludo Sander

YOUR AGE: 25

YOUR HEIGHT: 6’2

YOUR PENIS SIZE: 7 uncut

TOP, BOTTOM OR VERS: bottom

YOUR D.O.B: Jan 22

SWEET OR SAVORY: I like sweet drinks, but I love my savory foods?! Lol

YOUR ASTRO SIGN: Aquarius

*So now we know that Ludo is both sweet AND savory…

*He’s pretty luscious if you ask me…

The Otter:  What was your adolescent experience like?

Ludo Sander: Well, having to move from France to the U.S. At a young age, I’d say my experience was, “adventurous?!” My transition wasn’t the easiest. Apparently a French accent wasn’t “sexy” or “cool” back in high school. I was teased for it a lot! But I worked really hard to get rid of my accent and I Americanized myself, which I finally did or at least id like to think I did (lol), but now all I get asked is, “where’s your accent?” So I guess you really can’t ever please anyone.

*Accent or not… Look at that face and gorgeous lithe body… The things you could do….

The Otter: Do you have any irrational fears? (Zippers while going commando, rabbits, touching any surface while on public transportation, pomegranate stains…)

Ludo Sander: (Insert crickets chirping.) 

Not even this…

*I guess Ludo is a brave boy, fearless you might say…

The Otter: How often do you shower, what soap do you use?

Ludo Sander: I’d say I shower a normal amount of time… Once every day (lol). As far as soap, I use the regular kind?! Jk I use Olè ;) I do prefer baths tho! Just lay down and feel yourself, get to really know your body as your washing it… Or is that just me? (Lol).

The Otter: Are you a lefty or a righty when you masturbate?

Ludo Sander: I’m definitely a righty, but I need to start using my left hand… My right hand is getting too strong (lol) I go to the gym and my trainer tells me he can tell my right hand is a lot stronger that when I bench press, I struggle a lot with the left hand (lol).

The Otter: How do you prefer your men, clean shaven or scruffy? (Face; Body; Balls)

Ludo Sander: It’s a tough one, I actually like both!! I do like my clean look, but hair just adds a little extra for me (lol). I love the clean looks, specifically on myself, but if I ever do date, I would want him with a bit scruff… I don’t mind clean looks either!!!

The Otter: Do you consider yourself a good kisser?

Ludo Sander: I’m French, of course I’m a good kisser… I’m definitely very passionate when I kiss. I like the sensuality and tenderness of a kiss. ;) if you can kiss, I’m head over heels. I do like to tease when kissing, like ill bite the bottom lip or act like I’m about to kiss them and pull away (lol). My favorite is when our faces get close enough and our lips are touching, but we aren’t really kissing, we are just feeling each other breathe and lips touching, but nothing actually happening and then you just start eating each other’s face (lol).

The Otter: Do you prefer spit or lube when masturbating or having sex?

Ludo Sander: I guess it depends, if I’m just masturbating then I love spit; if I’m having sex on camera then it’s safe and lube is a must, but with a partner, I tend to love spit. I mean, c’mon, it’s all about rimming!!!! I just love my ass getting pampered (lol). I work hard to have a perky butt, it deserves a lot of love ;)

SPIT AND PUMP!

The Otter: What were you doing on the 29th of April, 2011?

Ludo Sander: Oh man, I barely remember what I had for breakfast this morning, let alone what I did 3 years ago. I was probably in school?!

The Otter: Favorite part of a man’s body? GO!

Ludo Sander: I have two favorite parts (lol) I love arms and chest!! I can care less for abs, but if you have arms and a chest, it’s definitely go time!

*Me too!

The Otter: When did you become interested in working in the industry? How did you get started in the adult industry?

Ludo Sander: I’m an exhibitionist; I love being watched. It’s probably the vain side of me, but it gives me a rush. I also get to have sex with such amazing and beautiful men. It’s kind of a win win situation… Hot sex with hot guys, and I get to do my fantasies. The one that helped me get started was Adam Russo, but I didn’t start getting noticed until Billy Santoro brought me in to work with Nica Noelle for Icon Male. Then I got noticed by Falcon and NakedSword.

* Read my interviews with Adam Russo & Billy Santoro after reading about Ludo.

The Otter: How do you think people see you? Describe yourself, and how you present yourself to the world.

Ludo Sander: Honestly, I don’t know… This question actually scares me (lol). I’d like to think that people see me as a fun and free person. I usually like to just do my own thing and go with the flow. Gahh, I’m not sure if I’m even answering this question correctly.

The Otter: Are you crushing on anyone currently?

Ludo Sander: I am crushing on someone, but I don’t think that person notices me, which isn’t that always the case (lol). “The people you want, don’t want you, but the ones you don’t want, want you.” hashtag “TheStruggleIsTooReal.”

*Don’t worry, I’ve noticed you… I just thought you didn’t notice me…

The Otter: Do you have any hobbies? (Paranormal investigation, paint by numbers, collecting fool’s gold, knitting, turning the lights on and off in rapid succession exactly 36 times, times three, room by room… )

Ludo Sander: I’m pretty boring, I like to play my piano and learn all sorts of classical pieces. I’m working on Chopin at the moment.

*Impressive.

The Otter: Summer is upon us. You will… A) Spend your days down by the river, soaking up the sun and skinny dipping with your buddies. B) Lounge on some white sand beach somewhere that I know I can’t afford to visit. C) Sit out on the porch rocking away cause it’s too darn hot to do anything… grab your church fan gurl. D) None of the above, I will stay indoors with the unhealthy air conditioning as my only true friend.

Ludo Sander: I’d go with B, but I’ve actually been saving up and going on a Hawaii trip… I’m extremely excited!!!!

The Otter: What is your favorite Disney movie and which princess do you most relate too?

If we are including new Disney movies then it’s for sure Frozen, but if we are just talking old school, then I have to go with Cinderella. I’ve always wanted to be saved (lol) but I think I relate more to Ariel and Mulan, although I’m not sure if Mulan counts as a princess… Does she?!

*Good answers

The Otter: Who was the first guy you were sexually attracted to? Did you do anything about it? Did you hook up with him?

Ludo Sander: Junior year in High School, Noah was his name, and it’s kind of a funny story. I had a “crush” but I never told anyone, then one day on my senior year, there was a rumor going on that I blew him in the locker room (I wish I had!) but of course it wasn’t true! I was scared he’d jump me or something, but he never said anything and I just ignored it… Two years after we graduated, he contacted me on Facebook and confessed he had started the rumor himself. He doesn’t know why, he just thought it be cool for him to say that. After that I never spoke to him again, so that was that (lol).

*We’ll stick to this Noah.

The Otter: Favorite character (book, film, theater)?

Ludo Sander: (Chirping)

*Fine, I shall choose for you…

“Anne Of Green Gables” from the beloved books and films of the same title.

The Otter: What was your first job?

Ludo Sander: I was lucky enough to have a really amazing first job… After high school I started modeling professionally, so that was really cool! My favorite was walking the runways. Photoshoots are of course always a blast.

*I did runway too! When I much younger… and less bearded.

The Otter: Which Golden Girl do you most relate to?

Ludo Sander: I’m probably a bad gay for this, but I’m not entirely sure what that is. I believe it has that famous elderly actress that’s really funny, but I really don’t know.. Eek.

 This is what Dee had to say. “The nation has failed him. That’s awful…” – Dee Viant

 

*I believe you mean the one and only Betty White

*You will now be known as Rose.

NOW GO WATCH SOME GOLDEN GIRLS!!!!!

The Otter: How often would you say you’ve eaten or tasted your own cum?

Ludo Sander: Never!

*You should, and post a pic on my Twitter @Otter_Holt

The Otter: Describe the ideal man, what would the man representing your sexual ideal look and be like? (go ahead and get descriptive!)

Ludo Sander: Happiness can only come from within, but I think I know the kinda of person that would make that inner happiness much easier to hold on to… Attractive, intelligent, and a big heart – within a few years of my age and a couple inches of my height, athletic, masculine, but still cute. Someone who is ambitious but still takes time to breathe… a sense of humor, but capable of having a serious conversation when necessary. Someone who can tolerate roughing it, but also enjoys the finer things.

*You posted this dude on Twitter as the “dream man” type… He seems nice:)

The Otter: Remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke?

Ludo Sander: Is that even possible?! I want to see!!

“Perhaps some snowy night, in front of the fire.”

*I highly suggest watching the Bette Davis classic “All About Eve”

The Otter: What is your favorite area of your body to work out on at the gym?

Ludo Sander: My ass of course!!! Without my perky butt, how am I gonna get work or have people look at me? (Lol).

*You do have a nice ass mister…

Let’s Have another look…

Oh Ludo, you’ll get noticed (and not just because of that great ass!)

*Let’s not forget that handsome face and those STUNNING eyes!

The Otter: Do you want to know what’s going through my mind right now?

Ludo Sander: Yes, please! You probably think I’m some crazy kid!!!

*The ghost I saw in bedroom the other night. Now who thinks who is crazy…

The Otter: Is there a favorite recipe you would like to share? Something you’ve made your specialty?

Ludo Sander: (Chirp chirp)

*We’ll choose a recipe for you.

How do you feel about learning to make…

Because I have been having a hankerin for a good pot roast lately…

The Otter: Have you ever used a rotary phone?

Ludo Sander: I’m not even sure what that means!! I’ve seriously never heard of such thing.

The Otter: You’ve been invited to a garden party, what do you bring as a hostess/host gift? (You better take a hostess/host gift, it’s just polite manners!) What would you wear?

Ludo Sander: I would of course bring some wine… I’m not sure if I’m bringing red or white, it would all depend on the type of garden party. I love playing dress up!! Anything with a theme outfit, I am there!!!!! I guess I would wear all white, very elegant and chic.

I prefer white, a Spanish Abarino is great for a summer garden party. Thanks. 

*White like May Welland’s (played by Winona Ryder opposite Daniel Day Lewis’  Newland Archer) day dress in Martin Scorseses 1993 adaptation of Edith Wharton’s “The Age Of Innocence“? Nice choice.

The Otter: Would you like to be bound, shaved and fucked by a group of horny swimmers in a shower room?

Ludo Sander: Omg, who wouldn’t?! I mean, please don’t shave my hair, but you can shave any other place that isn’t my head ;)

The Otter: Would you like for me to have my clothes off, or do you want to tear them off of me?

Ludo Sander: I like doing some of the work, I would slowly caress the body, then start unzipping or unbuttoning buttons, then just rip it off of you. I can be an aggressive bottom.

*Go for it! I love my bottoms aggressive!

The Otter: Do you prefer men cut or uncut?

Ludo Sander: I actually like both… But if I did have to pick one, I’d go with cut. I’m uncut, so I’d like to play with something that is different from mine.

And there you have it, the end of our interview with Ludo Sander. Make sure to follow Ludo on Twitter at @LudoSander and check out his hot scene with Billy Santoro in “Forbidden Encounters”  right here on GayHotMovies.com

If you liked this post, read my others and follow this dirty otter on Twitter at @Otter_Holt and on Facebook.

*Oh, and Ludo… I’ll be expecting a personalized pic from you on Twitter when you decide to try tasting your own cum hot stuff.

 So let’s all thank our guest and stroke out a load for him.

Thanks for being a sport Ludo Sander!

-The Otter

Lexi Goes “Down The Shore”.

August 11th, 2014 - By ottergayhotmovies
Posted Under: Movie Reviews, Movie To Watch

I can spend hours discussing gay porn with my dear friend Lexi Lampre‘, so it’s always exciting when she writes a review for us at GayHotMovies.com. This weekend however, we will not be having our usual Sunday appointment at our local, and I am OUTRAGED! How dare Lexi think that she can just pack up and go down to the shore with two other homo’s on board. Have fun at your conference and lounging by the pool with your muscled, bronzed, oiled up, perfectly coiffed eye candy Lexi, I’ll be at my mother’s for a picnic! Send pics of the hunky C’s in their Speedos (it’s the least you can do).

 We all know they’re over (thank god) but the cast of “Jersey Shore” certainly made an impact, and by impact I mean my head making contact with anything blunt available to drown out their vapid world known existence. They’ve been scrutinized and criticized globally, made a mockery of, and despised by anyone who once treasured the shore. I digress, let’s talk about the insanely worked out guidos of the show plagued with rampant narcissism. Oh they were douche bags, but in some weird way A LOT of guys out their wouldn’t have minded getting fucked by those Ed Hardy wearing tools. I cannot say that I for one found any of them attractive. It turned out to be perfect fodder for a gay parody, and since it’s still summer and Lexi is on her way down the shore, I present…

*Too Pauly D’s dismay…

Jersey Score

 

I’m off to Atlantic City next week for a conference, so I decided to do some research on local customs and inhabitants in preparation. The Otter suggested I watch a bit of Jersey Score and I assure you, it was an excellent suggestion.

 

Jersey Score is meant to be a parody of….wait for it…Jersey Shore, the popular reality show which ran on MTV from 2009-2012. Had the real Jersey Shore had this much great sex in it, it would likely have been nominated for an Emmy and would still be on air.

 

The movie starts in The Stimulation’s bedroom. A young man who I was originally going to name Ed Hardy due to the now retro t-shirt he was sporting enters the scene, but alas, almost everyone in this movie is a slave to retro Ed Hardy fashion. We’ll just call him spiky hair.

 

Spiky hair is apparently interested in a room The Stimulation has advertised for rent. Spiky hair is asked if he’s prepared to leave a pretty big deposit. Now, of course, The Stimulation makes it clear, “no I’m not gay, but I’m not stupid either…a hot piece of ass is a hot piece of ass.”

*Suuuuuuuure…..

Discussion ensues on how these fabulous bodies are made, a bit of protein and proper form when doing squats. The Stimulation observes spiky hair’s squat technique, which is wide and low. The Stimulation is not just admiring spiky hair’s form, but his ass as well.

 

I cannot emphasize enough the advantages to gay porn…two cocks…one frame.

 

It turns out that deposit involves getting on your knees and sucking a big delicious uncut cock. But again The Stimulation assures our spiky haired friend that it’s cool, he’s not gay…just missing his girlfriend.

*Incase you wanted to know, Spiky Hair is Andrew Blue. He bulked up a bit for this role!

While our spiky haired friend is deep throating and gagging on The Stimulation’s cock, The Stimulation is staying in character by constantly flexing those big guns. This impresses me only because spiky hair is giving an amazing performance sucking that beautiful cock. He clearly wants the room.

 QUICK BREAK!

*Let’s talk about something I discovered while screening this film to find images for Lexi’s post.

*What does this mean?!?!?!?

*I mean, he is kind of hot…

*Turns out my hunch was right, our “Stimulation” played by Dean Coxx, is a Philly boy.

Good casting Jetset, got someone who knows the shore, you did good.

*Which left me a little confused. Dean is uncut (love that!) we’ll get to it later…

Soon The Stimulation is on his back on the ottoman, legs in the air spread wide while spiky hair tentatively starts eating him out. Although he’s not tentative for very long.

 Ladies I cannot begin to stress the importance of yoga and flexibility. If you want your man to do this for you, and you do, you’re going to need to have those legs in the air and spread wide for him for the duration.

 

Note to self: Get the ottoman out of the garage and back in the living room ASAP.

*There was a dog ottoman in Disney’s “Beauty & The Beast“.

 

Apparently this deposit thing works both ways because soon the Stimulation is living up to his name sucking on spiky hair’s huge cut dick. I think The Stimulation sums it up well when he says, “that’s a nice fucking dick.”

 

Spiky hair is also getting a lesson on the proper way to go about eating someone out with enthusiasm. This is the part in the movie where you will come just watching as the director has discovered some new movie magic that makes the viewer feel the action…every delicious lick.

 

By this point spiky hair wants it so damn bad, as do I. I suddenly find myself watching this scene in the downward dog position. While The Stimulation is taking it easy on spiky hair’s ass while fucking him, I find his consistency in rhythm to be quite impressive.

 

Soon spiky hair is on his back, legs in the air and The Stimulation is demonstrating his impressive squat technique. For the men who are reading this here is a public service announcement. Start doing at least 100 squats a day. Your partner will thank you for it.

 

Now apparently The Stimulation’s girlfriend has been away for a quite while because he shoots a rather impressive load that covers Spiky Hair from pubes to pecs.

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*Now we cum back to Dean Coxx’s uncut man meat.

You see, I was just a little confused when I saw that Liberty Bell tattoo, most american men are cut (which is a damn shame, because I fuckin love foreskin!) So why would you have this icon tattooed on your arm?

This might be the answer…

Philadelphia has a very high concentration of old school Roman Catholic Italian families…

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*Perhaps I have solved the mystery, then again I could be TOTALLY wrong!!!!

 

On to Scene II which we’ll call GTL – (Jersey lingo for the three priorities in life…Gym, Tanning and Laundry)

 

Now’s here’s where we run into the everyday problems of a bunch of men living together. One bathroom and roommates who spend way too much time doing their hair.

 

Somehow this is solved by a bit of wrestling that quickly turns into a cock sucking threesome. Why, because sometimes two dicks are better than one…okay, all the time…two dicks are always better than one.

*Like Double Dick Dude?

Our Midwestern looking friend, we’ll call him Missouri (Trent Diesel?) does such a great job on his knees that in no time this little sucking scene turns into a more traditional sucking and fucking threesome that we all know and love.

 

 

*Trent Deisel

Our genius cameraman delights with a wonderful floor level artistic shot of three sets of balls swaying in perfect harmony.

Missouri is clearly inspired by the balls deep pounding his ass is getting, because he is sucking the living shit out of the really big cock guy. I normally try to leave the adverb “really” out of my writing, but I need to differentiate somehow between him and the guy who’s fucking Missouri as he has a big cock too. However, this other guy’s cock is impossibly large, and there is no way anyone could get that entire thing in their mouth although Missouri is doing is best. One has to wonder if his mind is not wandering to what it’s going to feel like when his two friends switch positions.

*Those balls belong to “Mr. Really Big Cock” Josh Logan

 

Yeah, my sentiments exactly Mr. Really Big Cock…I can’t wait anymore for you to fuck that ass either.

While our first fucker watches, Mr. Really Big Cock proves that size does in fact matter. Missouri cannot help but beg for more. Sadly Mr. Really Big Cock gives way to the first fucker. One can only assume that Mr. Really Big Cock is just way to fucking big to fuck anyone for too long. I have to say; he is a bit intimidating.

 

*First fucker, Kevin Cavalli

Now I have to criticize a bit here, and it’s a good time because Mr. Really Big Cock is no longer fucking anyone, so it’s a perfect time to reflect. Guys, when you are fucking, take off your sneakers. Naked men in bare feet are so way sexier than naked men in sneakers or reef shoes. Men who are wearing clothing are sexier in bare feet than men in clothing wearing sneakers. Just take off the damn shoes when you’re in the house.

 

Scene Three….The Bar. (Our roommates are all now hanging at the bar drinking colorful drinks and doing shots.)

 

As with any bar at the Jersey shore soon the friends are flexing their biceps and pecs and showing off their abs. A mysterious and very hot stranger watches from the wings clearly intrigued and impressed with this display of manliness.

 

A fight ensues over which roommate the intrigued stranger was checking out? Mr. Really Big Dick punches his Guido friend (the hot stranger’s term for him, not mine). It turns out the intrigued stranger is down from Princeton. He offers to buy a drink for our punched out Guido, but Guido has other ideas…. ideas such as Princeton sucking his dick in the middle of the bar. Oh, come on, admit it. We’ve all wanted to do that. No? Maybe just me then.

 

*Mysterious stranger, Hayden Stevens

*Jarred King & Hayden Stevens

 

I’m guessing by how beautifully sculpted Princeton’s body is, he was on the tennis team rather than the golf team. Now, for some reason these two are not attracting any attention from the others despite the fact that Guido is on the stage getting his amazingly long cut dick expertly sucked off by Princeton.

 

*Guido would be Jarred King

Soon it’s Princeton’s turn, “Yeah, suck that dick Jersey boy. Suck that dick like you’re sucking down one of those drinks. That’s a real cocktail huh.”

One could spend weeks tracing Princeton’s veins in his huge cock with one’s tongue. This boy does not lack in girth or length. It is not at all in proportion to his lithe taught body. He is the poster child for “big man on campus.” Please tell me Guido is a bottom. Please tell me someone brought lube with them.

 

Wait For It…

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Life is not fair; Princeton is a bottom, but perhaps it’s nature way of saving assholes everywhere from abuse. The good news is; Princeton likes to top from the bottom. He’s got a bit of nasty dominance in him that I so love. One can delight in watching Princeton lower himself onto Guido’s fabulously long cock inch by delicious inch.

 

At this point, it’s really hard to tell who is fucking whom? The band stage turns out to be a perfect setting for them as the sound of flesh and balls slapping flesh is music to the ears. Yeah, Princeton may be the one stuffed with cock but he’s a top if I ever saw one.

 

Scene Four – You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.

 

The Stimulation is wheeling and dealing now with the bartender who wants to close up, with the idea of a little after hours Stimulation. Like a proper gentleman, he starts slow…making out and showing off his biceps and abs. Fuck, forget romance, let’s get those jeans off! You have a perfectly good bar and bar stools waiting to be the perfect dirty sex props.

 

 

*Bartender, Derrick Vinyard.

Our bartender wisely leaves his jeans on when he gets on his knees to suck some Stimulation. He’s clearly done this before and knows how sticky that floor can get. The Stimulation, on the other hand, when it’s his turn is pantsless and one wonders if his knees will stick to the floor. But alas, our boy is not all brawn and no brains…he’s in full squat position while he sucks on the bartender’s huge beautiful cut cock. He tries his best, but there is no way a mere human can get that whole thing in his mouth.

 

After much sucking, he decides to bend the bartender over the bar and give him the ass eating of a lifetime before he actually fucks him.

 

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Public service announcement: If you’re going to try the kneeling on stools bent over the bar getting fucked position, be sure to note if they are swivel stools or stationary before some lucky guys starts eating you out. I believe it’s an OSHA rule.

*Now Back to your regularly scheduled smut.

Stimulation warns, “Hold on to the bar for dear life, because you’re going to get hammered.” Yes, please, enough of this gentle lovemaking. Fuck like you mean it. A little ass slap never hurt either…or…well, you know what I mean. The Stimulation does as promised and gives that bartender’s ass a good reaming. It makes me wish I had a prostate.

*FUCK HIM HARD DEAN!!!! 

I’m not sure at this point if the bartender is in ecstasy or pain…and for me those two are one in the same. A boy after my own heart, he begs for The Stimulation to go deeper. You know you’re doing a good job when your fuckee says I can’t take it anymore, come all over my body.

 

I think I am now adequately prepared and looking forward to my trip to Atlantic City. I think I still have that Ed Hardy scarf buried in a drawer somewhere. If nothing else, it will make for some good bondage material. Now I’m off to do some yoga and get in a few squats to make sure I’m fully prepared for what’s in store.

Let’s give our guest a round of applause for yet another great guest review. It’s still summer, and there is plenty of time to get yourself “down the shore” and if you’re planning on doing so, check out “Jersey Score” right here on GayHotMovies.com! Again, thank you Lexi Lampre, you can read more of her erotica on LexiLampre.com and by following her on Twitter at @LexiLampre. For more great posts, pictures, and smut follow me  on Twitter @Otter_Holt and on Facebook.

-The Otter

 

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