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A Whole New Level of “Kissin Cousins”

July 25th, 2014 - By ottergayhotmovies
Posted Under: Scene Review

*Take it away Elvis!

I hear this story over and over “My first experience with another guy was with my cousin.” Well, I can’t say that was an experience I ever had, but it doesn’t mean it wasn’t, or isn’t, the case for many. OF COURSE this scenario would make its way to the screen, and in 1983 director William Higgins brought the fantasy to life. In “Cousin’s”  Billy Gant and Matt Ramsey (aka “straight” porn star Peter North) assume the roles of (ingeniously scripted) Matt and Billy, cousins.

*We’re related…

Billy (a cute muscled blonde) has just arrived with his folks from sunny California in, what I may add is a fantastic station wagon I wouldn’t mind owning, for a visit with Matt and his parents. I’ve always wondered “where on earth do they find these people to play the non sexual roles in these classics”. Perhaps they were actors who could not find ANY other work… although I think a bit role in a porn could be really fun… Hey Cockyboys (wink, wink).

Let’s meet the parents…

Oh what a festive time these happy people have, grilling hot dogs, laughing, talking, completely unaware that their “all American” strapping, young sons are about to get down to some serious cousin-on-cousin fucking. Even Matt doesn’t even know yet (insert another wink). The jovial group wastes no time making their way to their respective sleeping quarters, guess what??? Matt has given up his room to his Auntie and Uncle, and will be (conveniently) bunked up with Billy on the sofa bed. What could possibly happen?

Don’t stay up too late watching TV!” hollers dad from the hall, chuckling he shakes his head at the boys, as if television is naughtiest activity this pair is going to get into. Nope, that might be the dope. Once Matt shuts off the tube with a (WHAT THE HELL!) clicker, (you’re telling me that these people can afford a clicker TV in 1983, but not a proper guest room!) the boys head out to the pool to spark up a doobie, of course they’re only wearing their adorable tightie-whities. Feeling ripped from tokin that blunt, Matt and Billy (no surprise here, they’re cousins, and grown men) strip off their Jockeys for a rather insinuating, sparkling, dip in the pool (I think we can safely presume where this is heading).

Back indoors restless Billy takes a longing gander at his cousin’s muscle bound body rippling just under the covers; so he does whatever any red blooded man would do with his sexy cousin slumbering ever so closely beside, strip off his briefs without waking him! Matt must have really been tired because Billy isn’t nearly sneaky enough when he pulls down the cotton barrier between his mouth and Matt’s delectable meat. Never the less, within moments Billy is working Matt’s fuck tool, teasing it from soft to rigid like the pro cock-sucker from California you know he is.

*Slumber party!

Oh no! Apparently Matt’s not too into the late night blowjob, but hey, he’s cool with it; although “I’m not too much into that man” doesn’t seem entirely convincing. The dialogue is great at this part of the scene. Matt’s confused inner monologue is pure gold! “He is my cousin, I shouldn’t let him down…”

AND… we’re back in bed!

Now comes the HOT action…

These guys are young, virile, and full of pent up sexual urges. Matt wants to try something he’s never tried before… Fucking another guys butt.

“C’mon you tight assed son-of-a-bitch, ride me!”

Yep. Definitely something he’s not into.

The scene continues with some impressive cock riding (I was a little bummed Matt never flipped Billy onto his back to give him a really hard fucking). The guys are pretty verbal on that pull out sofa bed but surprisingly their parents never hear a peep, or maybe again they did and are now frozen, horror stricken, clutching their bed covers under their chins as the enthusiastic wails of ecstasy emanate from their darling boys; a single tear of utter disgust mixed with disbelief trickles down each ones cheek.

*OK, so we all had a good cry…

Not wanting to “disappoint” his cousin, Matt takes hold of (literally) his cousin’s orgasmic needs by stroking Billy’s slicked up tool while simultaneously driving his cock into the boys guts, resulting in a nice creamy load all over his hand and washboard abs.

*MILK IT MATT!

The big moment is what Matt Ramsey was famous for. COPIOUS amounts of cum. By copious, I mean this guy can shoot a load, his gushing dick geyser lets out a gloriously breathtaking stream of man milk that covers cousin Bill’s face and chest, and he keeps coming! Matt’s impressive ejaculation bathes Billy in its white heat, and the little cum dumpster that he is, can’t get enough. Matt gently swabs Billy’s face (which is in a state of blissful repose) with his still stiff member teasing Billy’s mouth with it’s swollen head. This is pure, post sex, beauty.

Overall, the first scene of “Cousin’s” is fucking hot, if Matt Ramsey was my cousin I’d have totally let him cram his dick all up inside me. (Only I’d make that fucker blow his load all over my hole and fuck it back in!) So there you have it, The Otter’s review of scene one from “Cousin’s” check it (and the rest of this great classic) out on GayHotMovies.com!

*Awe, thanks cuz!*

-The Otter

We Met Behind The Woodpile…

July 14th, 2014 - By ottergayhotmovies
Posted Under: News

The 4th of July weekend went off with a bang at The Woods Campground in Lehighton, Pennsylvania as Bears, Bikers & Mayhem and GayHotMovies.com hosted “Woodpile” on Saturday the 5th of July.

 

The beautiful new pool was the setting for an exciting afternoon under the sun, the turn-out of which was outstanding! The staff at The Woods Campground is amazing and friendly, Pat was a great host and we can’t thank him enough for the hospitality shown at such a beautiful site. The Woods itself sits, tucked away in (you guessed it) the woods. For anyone who hasn’t been, the drive is scenic and enjoyable as you wind your way through the gorgeous rolling hills and mountains of Pennsylvania. A short roller coaster of a drive away, visitors can stop by the quaint town of Jim Thorpe nestled deep in the mountains. (I highly suggest making the trip there too. For Disney aficionados one of the stunningly handsome mansions is, rumor has it, the inspiration for the “Haunted Mansion” ride in Orlando.)

*MAJESTIC*

*On the road…

*The adorableness is sickening, it’s like something out of a musical… Starring me…

*Harry Packer Mansion, Jim Thorpe, PA

*Haunted Mansion, Disney World, Orlando, FL.

*Just another view of the Harry Packer Mansion… Because I can.

OK, ENOUGH WITH MY DISNEY RANT!

BACK TO THE WOODPILE PARTY!

*My personal favorite of all the banners…

The long drive leading into The Woods Campground opens at a turn affording campers a view of volley ball courts, the stunning pool, and of course the club house. Plenty of lovely trails abound, winding through the camps punctuated by charming cabins, circling a lovely pond complete with paddle boats and canoes, and into the forest. Fellow campers enjoy the clothing optional setting dappled in sunlight and cool shade. Up by the pool the summer sun is plentiful enough for hours and hours of basking and baking, but a quick dip will cool you off quickly. Here you’ll find a concession stand with towels, sun block, snacks and other poolside amenities. If you hadn’t planned on grilling the club house restaurant delivers a scrumptious array of fare, on Friday evening we enjoyed the massive crab legs, chowder and salad bar. ( I didn’t catch her name, our server was  friendly and entertainingly sassy! She made our meal even more enjoyable than it already was.) The grounds are scattered with a mix of RV’s, tents, and cabins. Our accommodations were in the cozy Sylvia’s Suite not a few yards from the club house, and proved to be quite comfortable.

*The Club House.

*Look at that sparkle. LOOK AT IT!

*Nicely kempt nature trails wind throughout the property.

*THAT, is a pool. (Notice it’s penis-like shape.)

*Water, nudity, night. I don’t need to say anything else…

*Dining room. Cozy and charming.

*MMMMM… Crab legs. Damnit! Now I’m hungry!

*Sylvia’s Suite. Do you see that? Yes, that is an air conditioner!

PARTY TIME!

Saturday was the big day for us. As the sun warmed the campground and the banners went up, music began to play, and by 2 pm we couldn’t hand out our swag fast enough! Bears, Bikers & Mayhem are a group we are proud to work with. These guys really stick to their mission of the past 5 years “BBM raises money for HIV/AIDS and other deserving charities in the region through our own non-profit organization.  Our event lays claim to being the first all inclusive event that includes Bears, Leather Men, Motorcycle enthusiasts, lovers of Fetish/Kink, and more. Growing every year in activities and attendance, BBM was created to bring all of these separate communities together celebrating each group’s unique interests and perspectives as well as the brotherhood we all share in common.”  Naturally when the guys asked GayHotMovies.com if we would like to be a sponsor for a party at The Woods, we were all over it like fire… on a woodpile… What could be more fun than gay porn, slushies, beer, and naked campers? Prizes, but I’ll get back to those later.

*SLUSHIES!

*Andddddd, BEER!

We loaded up the SUV with boxes of underwear, cum rags, gym bags, stickers, and of course DVDs to give away, along with several cases of beer from The Philadelphia Brewing Co. located in Philadelphia, PA. Brewery owner Nancy Barton was kind enough to donate the refreshments free of charge with a smile, sending this otter to go have some fun with the bears in the woods. We hope everyone enjoyed the sampling she sent, and hope you go out and try some while supporting a great establishment who also believes in the importance of equality for all. Go-go boys strutted their stuff with their cocks stuffed nicely into our GayHotMovies.com underwear with accentuation pouch around the pool while everyone enjoyed the sun and fun. Besides all the great swag we handed out to the campers, we also brought prizes donated for the Bears, Bikers & Mayhem raffle fundraiser. Lucky winners took home a selection of three grills, a six sleeper tent, and a cooler full of porn! That wasn’t all though, each of the five prizes also contained other fun items such as GayHotMovies.com sunglasses, grilling utensils, flavorful smoking chips, charcoal, propane and other goodies. Let’s say they went over very well, raising funds for Bears, Bikers & Mayhem’s cause.

*This stuff. Cute, right?

*A GRILL!

*Not This kind of Grill!

As the DJ blasted a great mix from his perch overlooking the sun drenched crowd of all types of hot guys, the sea of flesh suddenly became blue as the studs started sporting the sexy underwear we gave away at the event. A friend of The Otter At GayHotMovies.com (follow him on Facebook and Twitter) Lexi Lampre (@LexiLampre on Twitter) was also along for the ride, snapping the fun loving crowd of campers by the poolside party! Here’s a taste of what went down!

*Go-Go Boy Booty.

*The guys had fun posing for the camera.

*Everyone loves a photo-op! Even Pat.

*Charles from Bears, Bikers & Mayhem served up the raffle prizes.

Thank you to everyone involved in this great event for a great cause. We at GayHotMovies.com are proud to be working with Bears, Bikers & Mayhem, and cannot wait for them to invite us back again for more debauchery and good times. Special thanks to Pat and the entire staff of The Woods Campground for your amazing hospitality without which Woodpile wouldn’t have been as enjoyable. Thanks to Nancy Barton at The Philadelphia Brewing Co. and the wonderful staff there for providing a sample of their brews. We’d also like to thank Lexi Lampre for volunteering her time to get some great shots of the party! I sincerely hope I haven’t let anyone else out, if I have we thank you as well for making Woodpile as successful as we imagined! Hooray for summer!

The Otter

Have You Ever Been So Scared You Got An Erection?

June 5th, 2014 - By ottergayhotmovies
Posted Under: Movie Reviews

What better way to spend an ominously cloudy morning in the office than to watch a “horror & terror” themed porn? Well there isn’t anything I can think of off the top of my head. So I get this email informing me of a film that has just gone live on GayHotMovies.com, it’s title, “Scared Stiff”… And I can tell you I was frightened to get a stiffie from this one.

A.      It’s a Bijou classic (we all know how I love those).

B.      Once I saw that Al Parker was in it I practically creamed.

C.      It’s horror themed!

The film is digitally re-mastered so it looks incredible, and consists of eleven, that’s right ELEVEN hard-on inducing scenes from the past… This is bound to be good. So let’s start…

A scene from “Gayracula” (yes you’ve read correctly). Twenty one year old Gaylord Young (Tim Kramer) has just arrived to present an object to the Marquis De Suede (Steve Collins) from his Aunt Bella.

*Look at that fancy outfit…

This blonde young stud (Kramer) looks rather dapper in his 18th century inspired outfit (I will say, the costume department did a good job on the details [I was slightly disheartened as an individual with a background in historical costuming that this particular ensemble would have been worn in the early 19th century and not 1783 as the film states as its date] even if they’re stripped off in moments). With a wave of his hand the Marquis has Gaylord under his spell, leading the virile, muscled and hung object of his lust into the candlelit bedroom. This pair wastes no time getting down to the carnal deeds their bodies crave. Both the Marquis and Gaylord take turns face fucking each other’s thick cocks (these guys have some lovely suckable balls between their thighs as well…) before the Marquis slides himself onto Gaylord’s raw shaft.

After riding him for a while the Marquis is on his back getting a good pounding by the currier from “Crutchly, Bloomfield & Smithe” atop some, what appear to be, fabulous black satin sheets of really good quality (hell, they’re almost as shiny as these two men’s glistening oiled bodies).

The Marquis has no problem cumming all over  his closely cropped chest fur, but I was ready to pump one out with Gaylord as De Suede sucked his beautiful (I mean it, it’s gorgeous) dick…

Unfortunately before that load is released the Marquis shows his true colors and bites down on that fresh muscled neck of Gaylord’s. The scene is fucking hot and the quality of the makeup used for the bite marks (when Gaylord has a chance to examine himself) is quite well done!

*Stop, that tickles!!!

*Duhfuck…

*Jerk…

*Pretty face.

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The next scene is from “Getting It” for a short one it’s pretty good, lots of smoke and mirrors (no, I mean it, there are a lot of mirrors and a lot of smoke in this leather clad scene) Highlights include cum on leather, cum on faces, and in mouths, and plenty of screaming.

*Smokey…

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*Look at that cute little bumm… I want to bury my face in it…

Next up we have a real nightmare! Yep, my all time, hands down, the god of gods, favorite, Al Parker stars in a frightening dream sequence from “Inches”.

*Run Al! Runnnnnnnnn!

A group of masked men take turns with bearded stud Steve Taylor’s mouth. One by one Steve gets these anonymous hard bodied hunks hard with his wet tongue and agile hands, all the while Al watches unable to stop his lover from what is going to be one hell of a fuck!

*Handsome

*What a nice strand of delicious pre-cum…

There is some freaky shit going on in this iconic scene (from heavy breathing, amazing glistening ropes of pre-cum to tied up balls) Steve Taylor’s body gets used! What a fucking hot pup he is, riding every dick in sight, sitting down on inch after inch of throbbing hard flesh and just letting it all take over.

Al Parker is forced to watch this insane act of depraved man sex all the while before awakening from what was all just a dream…

*So gorgeous

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Beautifully shot in a surreal setting on a bed of rust coloured velvet this scene from “Night Of The Occultist” takes group sex to a new level. I swear, the moment I saw these guys in their capes and collars I was immediately reminded of a cartoon from my childhood… Perhaps you’ve seen “Underground World” a Superman cartoon from 1943? Well, maybe the director did too…

 Complete with fog and foreboding music, this cock-worshipping, creepy paintings and beautiful barebacking resulting in creamy loads of spunk is the type of film I’d like to make in my basement.

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I knew something was going to be good when I saw the staircase in “Strictly Forbidden” especially since one of my favorite sculptures (“The Shades” by Rodin) is featured on the landing.

As Thomas (Jeffries) wanders amongst more Rodin masterpieces (including “The Burghers of Calais” and “Falling Man”) this art fag’s heart (and penis) jumped… art AND sex! SWEET!

*Bust of “Falling Man” by Rodin.

*“The Burghers of Calais”  by Rodin

This museum does have its off limits areas, but Thomas heeds no warning. Into a whole new world he goes. I was impressed with the use of lighting by director Jack Deveau, one almost believes the muscular bodies of the stars are actual stone (achieved with clever projections of marble and stone walls).

Suddenly the sculpture has come to life and some seriously beautiful kissing ensues (I love some hot tongue action). Now there is a creepy mummy going on that I didn’t quite get, but as the high pitched music leads us into the action it’s awesome.

*HOT

*Wasn’t really into him…

The sound of moaning and sloppy balls slapping against sweaty asses punctuates the soundtrack. Everyone is fucking in this scene; swathed in deep crimson light some guy is getting it bent over a pedestal while sucking another pair of dude’s dicks… on the floor in the cool blue light, a totally hot bearded stud pushes an over sized dildo into a greedy boy hole. Thomas soon finds himself amidst all of this. What I imagine to be an all consuming and a deliciously musky smelling scene is just that! Trippy music, crazy sex and a finale I wasn’t expecting, all drenched in cum; this scene is one of the best in this collection.

*That is a BIG dildo.

*ummm….

 *What the?

*Wait… Who the hell are you?

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“The Spirit Is Willing” from “Four In Hand” is yet another gem from the past incorporating some pretty high tech special effects for its day. Muscled young stud Bo Richards with his messy mop of golden curls and angel faced (kind of looks a bit like Tom WellingDino Hard, arrive in a bedroom in an almost silent film era-esque fashion as two travelers.

“What happened Otter?” 

*This guy Tom…

The boys immediately strip down and slip into their respective beds; however their spirits are not yet ready for dreamland.

The sexy supernatural pair make it over to a black leather couch where Dino takes a mouthful of Bo’s transparent cock. The really hot action begins once these guys are flesh again, and damn it is great. Bo leads Dino to the side of the couch where he bends him over and literally fucks the cum out of him before he himself lets out a milky white spunk eruption all over his partners smooth back and firm ass.

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What happens in this scene could be pretty cool… Could be, except I was not into the models. Although it was funny when his roommate (or whoever he is?) comes home with a six pack only to witness his skinny friend getting rimmed by an unseen person. Perhaps this short scene will inspire a better remake in the future… Lets take a look at a scene from “A Ghost Of A Chance”.

*Shake it like you just don’t care…

*I’d like to see this guy naked.

 *Supernatural “O” face.

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From “Centurians Of Rome”. In an all too brief orgy set in an ancient Roman prison, George Payne (the bearded god) finds himself bound in shackles, witness to a scene of depravity only the Roman’s were capable of. Slaves are tied and restrained while helmeted soldiers have their ways with their toned bodies, hard cocks and tight asses. For a scene of this length it certainly packs a punch and invites the viewer to watch the entire film… Which btw is GLORIOUS!

*Great costuming.

*Sucking & fucking…

*Sorry George, we all know you want in on the action…

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The creep factor is amped up to a whole new level in a selection from “The Destroying Angel”. Haunting imagery, surreal hallucinations set in kerosene lamplight take the audience on a shroom trip hookup that we know isn’t going to end well.

*Kerosene! 

Starring Tim Kent in the leading role and, Bill Young (legendarily well endowed Bill Eld) as the trick who fucks Tim’s tight, tormented, Catholic hole. The scene intensifies as Bill fucks Tim with his massive missile cinched by a tight cockring, his own satisfaction is not going to be ignored and when he cums it’s only for himself. After the creaky iron bed has stopped rocking, Bill’s had enough of whimpering Tim and dresses rather coldly and hits the road leaving Mr. Kent to battle his demons alone… in the dark.

*Hurts sooo good…

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*Great Tee shirt.

I wasn’t necessarily scared when “Erotic Hands” began, only when the raw anal started did I begin to question whether I was or not, and not for the obvious reasons. Grungy, industrial, leathery, three little words to describe what was about to happen between two strangers meeting in what appears to be some kind of warehouse down by what could be the NYC harbor dock yards. In this filthy concrete and rusty steel setting two bikers are ready for some serious anonymous fucking. Biker one removes his helmet to begin worshiping the body and cock of his masked partner. This guy sucks some serious dick, but what he really needs is to get fucked. Here’s where I was simultaneously turned on and suddenly very worried for the health of the horny bottom waiting for it on the motorcycle. You see, top man goes over to a nearby corner where he lubes up his fat dick with… Motor oil.

*Is that?????

*Yep, it’s motor oil…

Yes, motor oil, the thick and sticky liquid coats his cock as he slides it into the oh so willing hole. My mind was reeling; is it really motor oil? Couldn’t that kill you if absorbed into the membranes inside of your asshole? Does it burn? What does that smell like? It was kind of hot though… So the pair fuck dirty on that bike before helmeted Mr. Top pulls out and blows his carburetor, and after… A rather frightening reveal that I had no idea was coming.

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*Who??? Wha….

Looming over the entire sequence of events is a strange gender fuck character like a magical genie or something; from “Falconhead” comes a scene of primal fantasy mixed with acid…

There was a lot going on in this vignette plucked from the film ( I highly recommend watching the full film). Artistically lit, this is hardcore sin in soft focus. Plenty of writhing, punching, mustaches, rimming, confusion and of course fucking fill up the ten minutes of this, the final act of “Scared Stiff”. I enjoyed the roughness of the scene, the way that top just crams his cock down the greedy bottoms throats is pretty hot as well as watching his fat dick slip right on in to those lubed up butt holes.

*Falconhead

*?

When it’s all said and done I was left a bit confuzzled, what was with the fish tanks, did that guy drown, who is the bearded lady??? Make sure to watch “Falconhead” for the full story.

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“Scared Stiff” is a great collection of classic film samples, and I enjoyed almost ALL of it! From the quality, to the creativity, to the stars of this film, you won’t be disappointed… You’ll be SCARED STIFF. So pull out that dick boy and settle in for an awesome cum-fest from the golden age of gay porn.

The Otter.

80′s Music Sets The Mood For Porn, Just Read It…

May 23rd, 2014 - By ottergayhotmovies
Posted Under: Porn Star Interview

My jaw DROPPED the minute I took  a look at Jason Phoenix’s beautiful, tantalizing, big, thick, uncut cock. Dear lord, rip off my pants and fuck me with that thing! He’s got a pretty face (ok, I’ll admit it “Lost In Your Eyes” by the incomparable Debbie Gibson was totally just going through my head), a killer bod and a smile to make you swoon, the whole package and he stars in “Searched & Surrendered” the seventh webisode of the “Sentenced” series directed by Chi Chi LaRue (ya picked a hot one Chi Chi). The intense prison sex in this film is great! Watching Shay Michaels getting his greedy hole filled with Jason’s impressive dick is pretty wild, so I was determined to get an interview with him.

Without further adieu, I give you Jason Phoenix…

NAME: Jason Phoenix

YOUR AGE: 25

YOUR HEIGHT: 6’3

YOUR PENIS SIZE: 8”

TOP, BOTTOM OR VERS: Top/Vers

YOUR D.O.B: Feb-10-1989

SWEET OR SAVORY: How about both?

YOUR ASTRO SIGN: Aquarius

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* FUN FACT: Coincidentally “Lost In Your Eyes” was released the year you were born…

The Otter:  What was your adolescent experience like?

Jason Phoenix: My adolescent experience? Somewhat of a broad question, where to start? I guess I would have to say blessed. My childhood was not perfect, but no one has a perfect childhood, right? I spent much of my time avoiding my house like many young men, but that isn’t to say I wasn’t loved, I just didn’t understand the love when I was younger. I spent most of my time with various friends playing sports, partying, or just being a general “little shit”. We stayed outside all day and did things that little boys and young teens do. Didn’t matter what is was, like all boys, we push the limits of our abilities, skill, and patience by constantly one-upping each other until we broke it or someone got hurt. I did well in school even though I disliked most of it. Better grades meant less parental scrutiny so I did well enough to retain my freedom. I guess thats the simplified version of my childhood. It was interesting. I was an angry young man, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. I love who I have become so far in life. Its easy to forget, though, that the tough times and the events that we look back on with sadness are the exact reason we can smile today when things get difficult.

Sounds a bit like “Stand By Me”...

The Otter: Do you have any irrational fears? (Bloody Mary in your bathroom mirror, eating soup at home alone for fear of drowning, Walmart, the customers at Walmart, that feeling of getting water up your nose…)

Jason Phoenix: Uh…No. There isn’t much that scares me. Im not saying that I’m a badass, but I have spent my whole life pushing my limits and testing myself. Its the only way I feel alive; its the only way I feel. So the mundane and the irrational fade out. If you are used to living life with adrenaline pumping through your veins, then everything else gets muted. I guess the closest thing would be spiders. Im not a fan. But I can still pick one up and put it outside. O and sharks with laser beams on their heads.

*Apparently they’re a thing…

The Otter: Would you like a piece of ribbon candy?

Jason Phoenix:

*I’ll take that as a “no”… I’ll just keep it all for myself. You’re missing out Mr. Phoenix.

The Otter: Do you feel the need to masturbate considering your career?

Jason Phoenix: Well I don’t work very often so yes. Even if I did though, there is a difference between work and pleasure, even if my job is one and the same.

MASTURBATION IS EVIL. YOU’LL GO BLIND.

The Otter: Are you a lefty or a righty when you masturbate?

Jason Phoenix: BOTH!!!! Im ambidextrous

The Otter: Do you prefer spit or lube when masturbating or having sex?

Jason Phoenix: Both are great, unless you have cotton mouth…

The Otter: What is your favorite Disney movie and which princess do you most relate too?

Jason Phoenix: Wow, how do you choose just one? I love animated movies and there are so many great ones so I find it difficult single one out. I would have to say Aladdin with Robin Williams. As for identifying with a Disney Princess? I will admit that I have identified with some characters, but a princess is not one.

HOW DARE YOU!

The Otter: Does asparagus make your pee smell? (I’m asking because I have heard that this is genetic. I myself was not blessed with the unscented DNA chromosome.)

Jason Phoenix: No, but I will recheck for you to make sure.

The Otter: You’re hard pressed to find lodging on a dark and stormy night, by the roadside you spot what appears to be a pleasant tavern. The invitingly warm candlelight from the windows beckon you to step inside and dry your wet muscled body by the fire; however, you soon find out you are stranded as the jovial innkeeper and his wife tell you the bridge ahead has been flooded. Only one room is available, and it is a haunted room; You…

A) Wait in your car until the storm passes and research an alternate route.

B) Sit by the fire and wait it out by downing one ale after another (risky since these people are creepy and might steal your shit).

C) Take the room because their totally hot barkeep has been flirting with you and can’t get home himself (he also tells you the ghost was a guy and has been known {on the DL} to join in for some freaky supernatural three-way action; willing to risk it? The barkeep is H-O-T!)

Jason Phoenix: Wait, is this a trick question? How could you possibly pass up a supernatural threesome?

The Otter: When did you become interested in working in the industry? How did you get started in the adult industry?

Jason Phoenix: I started with a few solos and after a long time finally made the switch to full scenes.

The Otter: Would you consider yourself outgoing, modest, shy, confidant, douchebaggish, trustworthy, outspoken, kind, careful, reckless? Describe how you feel you present yourself to the world.

Jason Phoenix: We are all of  these things aren’t we? Sometimes certain traits shine through with more power, but we flash all of these characteristics. It just greatly depends on the situation and perspective. Generally, though, I’m outgoing, confident, somewhat reckless, and a little crazy. I’m not totally sure how the world sees me. Most friends would call me confidant, yet modest, outspoken, but kind and some still would simply call me a douchebag so maybe we should meet before we try to call that one.

Are you asking me out?

The Otter: Are you crushing on anyone currently?

Jason Phoenix: Wouldn’t you like to know…?

*It’s me isn’t it?

The Otter: Do you have any hobbies? (Distilling moonshine, collecting porcelain dolls, haberdashery, stamp collecting, bird watching, dried flower crafts, crocheting bath tissue covers, anything involving raffia, collecting animal skulls…)

Let’s have a look at some crocheted bath tissue covers… 

 

Jason Phoenix: Hmmmm…I love to surf and swim. I Go Nuts for motorcycles (im getting a new one soon!!!) I read  a lot and train in various Fighting disciplines.

The Otter: Summer is almost upon us. You will…

A) Go tubing on the river with friends, risking your life (sober or drunken) on the rope swings.

B) Find yourself on a white sand beach, because I know you can probably afford better beaches than the Jersey Shore.

*Where you can do this!

C) Spend your days hiking through the woods and having extremely sweaty, hot, hard, man-sex either pinned or pinning someone else to a tree.

D) None of the above, I will stay indoors with the unhealthy air conditioning as my only true friend.

Jason Phoenix: A,B,C and some of D if it involves a gaming system and stiff competition.

*Good Answer, plenty of outdoor activities… And if you must be indoors these boys look like fun…

The Otter: Ice tea, sweet or unsweetened? (If you ever want our relationship to work you’ll know the correct answer… Hint, I grew up dangerously close to the Mason Dixon Line.)

Jason Phoenix: Sweetened

*Perfect!

The Otter: Who was the first guy you were sexually attracted to? Did you do anything about it? Did you hook up with him?

Jason Phoenix: It was a guy in high school, but I never acted on it.

The Otter: Favorite song from the movie “Streets Of Fire”?

Jason Phoenix: 

*Hmmm, no answer. I suggest you watch the movie VERY soon. You’ll love it! “Nowhere Fast” is a great tune!

The Otter: What was your first job?

Jason Phoenix: I worked at a gym where I trained in high school.

The Otter: Which Golden Girl do you most relate to?

Jason Phoenix:

*You and Blanche would get along famously!

The Otter: Favorite character (book, film, theater)?

Jason Phoenix: Ender Wiggin from the book.

*I had to look that up! Good job stumping me Jason.

The Otter: Describe the ideal man, what would the man representing your sexual ideal look and be like? (go ahead and get descriptive!)

Jason Phoenix: Alright, he has to be laid back with a cool demeanor, understanding and confidant. I like em smaller than me, so about 5’8ish or less and needs to take care of that body. Lean and toned. A beautiful cock, well hung but not huge. Tan or exotic with beautiful bright eyes!! Im a sucker for pretty eyes.

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No, don’t do that… How about this little cutie?

*Tom Daley is fucking FINE!*

The Otter: What is your favorite area of your body to work out on at the gym?

Jason Phoenix: Core! Im so ADD in the gym though I hardly stay on one muscle group very long.

Love a nice core…

The Otter: Do you want to know what’s going through my mind right now?

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*I’m debating whether or not to pick up cat food today or tomorrow… get your mind out of the gutter…

The Otter: Is there a favorite recipe you would like to share? Something you’ve made your specialty?

Jason Phoenix: I love cooking. I love eating more. That’s really why I exercise. Its not because I want to look good, but actually just to counter the fact that I love stuffing my face. Phrasing? haha My favorite would be pesto and marinated chicken on the grill with a big ol salad with home made croutons.

The Otter: Are you afraid of clowns?

Jason Phoenix: This would have been in the irrational fear category. That being said, I do think someone that who makes a career as a clown may be a bit strange.

* Clowns do not go into the irrational fear category… They are a completely rational fear…

*He was executed by lethal injection on May 10th, 1994… Just over 20 years ago.

*This is a picture of me as a clown. As you can see, I am not afraid of them.

The Otter: You’ve been invited to a garden party, what do you bring as a hostess/host gift? (You better bring a hostess/host gift, its just polite manners!) What would you wear?

Jason Phoenix:

*Fine, no macaroni salad for you… And definitely NO crab salad tea sandwiches either!

The Otter: Have you ever rode a tandem bicycle (a bicycle meant for two)?

Jason Phoenix: Yes… I made the mistake of being in the front only to find my partner well rested at our destination and myself sweating through my shirt.

The Otter: Would you like for me to have my clothes off, or do you want to tear them off of me?

Jason Phoenix: If u don’t want it ripped, you better take it off before i get started.

DEAL!

The Otter: Do you prefer men cut or uncut?

Jason Phoenix: They are both amazing. A pretty cock is a pretty cock :)

Well, I had a great time. You may pick me up at seven on that brand new motorcycle for our date… I may or may not put out…

Thanks a bunch for putting up with me Jason, we look forward to seeing more of you in the future, you’ve been a real sport. Check out Jason Phoenix on GayHotMovies.com and follow him on Twitter, also remember to follow me on Facebook and Twitter for more great interviews and articles.

Let’s have one last look at this gorgeous hunk before we go…

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