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Twinks who secretly want to look like popular comedians – The Ellen Addition!

Friday, January 17th, 2014

It’s uncanny really.. Meet the gay twin brothers Dean & Dave Resnick who bare a stinking resemblance to funny lady Ellen Degeneres!


Ellen Twins

Don’t Tase My Butthole, Bro

Monday, November 25th, 2013

Hmm I’ve been tased before, not by cops or anything but in the basement of a friend’s house while we were drunk and let me tell you.. it was not enjoyable. I only had it done on my thigh, I can’t imagine getting tased right on my butthole but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Raw Edge Video’s release Rough Raw Real is a pretty hot flick! Scene one with Antonio Biaggi & Blake Daniels includes some light bondage and caning followed by AMAZING raw fucking. Watching Antonio stuff that huge cock of his into Blake is soo fucking hot.

But the standout scene and the source of this blog title is scene 4! Ed Hunter as a hot muscle daddy totally taking over Rowdy McBeal is great. Watching his hole twitch and body convulse with every shock from the taser had me hard in 2 seconds. Check it out:

Miley Cyrus Eyebrows On Gay Porn Stars?

Friday, November 22nd, 2013

Hmm Miley.. I do love ya, and this newest eyebrow thing is a-ok with me.. I actually love the way this looks, some people can pull it off (helllllo Whoopi) and I don’t think it looks **that** bad on her, shaved brows are one thing but bleached so there’s just a hint? It works.

What doesn’t work are some of my favorite porn stars with no eyebrows. It’s amazing that removing something so small makes such a huge difference, they morph from hot studs to weird alien Neanderthals and just lookin’ at some of these creeps me out!

So, who wears it best? My vote goes to Jake Bass. With the neck tattoo and stretched lobes, no eye brows isn’t that far of a stretch. The worst? Poor Jimmy Durano.. He’s one of my all time favorite porn stars but with no eyebrows, super cringe-worthy!

Miley Cyrus Eyebrows

Jake Bass

Jake Bass

Jimmy Durano

Jimmy Durano

Michael Lucas

Michael Lucas & Grayson Palmer

Dominic Pacifico

Dominic Pacifico

Marc Dylan

Marc Dylan

He’s the boogie woogie bugle boy of company twink

Thursday, October 10th, 2013

Well well well, another famous set of Andrews siblings! But instead of being a spunky harmony singing group made famous by their boogie woogie/swing ways, these siblings are famous for their love of taking it up the ass.

Check out some of the movies these cute young twinks are in. Patty, Maxene and LaVerne Andrews.. meet Alex, Tyler & Micah Andrews!

Classic Titles On

I recommend turning down the volume to one of thier porns and turning up the volume on this. It’s a lovely combo!


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