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Twinks who secretly want to look like popular actresses – Aaron Aurora & Alexis Bledel (Rory Gilmore)

Tuesday, September 10th, 2013

I ain’t gonna lie, I’ve never seen an single episode of Gilmore Girls.. I kinda just remember them talking fast, using big words and some kind of love triangle drama with Rory and two boys?

Ollie Richards & Emily Blunt

Now, if it were Aaron Aurora instead of girl Rory and it was a bunch of gay drama with those two boys? That show would of looked a lot more appealing to me! I imagine it would go something like this:

Twinks who secretly want to look like popular actresses – Ollie Richards & Emily Blunt

Thursday, September 5th, 2013

Ever fantasize that Emily Blunt was a hot twink with a big cock? Thankfully Ollie Richards will aid in that convoluted dream of yours!

Ollie Richards & Emily Blunt

Ollie Richards & Emily Blunt

Also, would you believe Emily, I mean Ollie is a TOP? I was skimming though the screenshots looking at all the bottoms trying to find Ollie and was having a hard time spotting him. Once I switched my focus to the tops, BAM!.. there he was in scene 4.

Whelp there ya have it.. Emily Blunt is a top, no wonder she was so amazing in The Young Victoria.

Today I watched a guy shit out a zucchini

Tuesday, August 27th, 2013

85 search results. Zucchini, it's not just for grilling!

That’s an actual thing I said to a friend at happy hour last week. I saw that one of my favorite amateur studios Gemini Studios released a new title in the Signature Series so I gave it a quick look before I left for the day and was treated to the very thing I mentioned in this blog title. Yep, a guy.. shit out a whole zucchini.

If ya don’t know, Gemini Studios films some of the straightest str8 trade I’ve seen in porn. These aren’t your super worked out beautiful porn stars, these are the ones you see outside of a gas station asking for change or to bum a cig. He films them in various poses, has them play with their asses with an assortment of toys, dildos, butt plus, a beer bottle (stay classy!) and lastly, a zucchini. The zucchini is pretty standard in his films but I’ve never really paid much mind to it so imagine my surprise when I actually watched the whole zucchini scene.

Apparently, this is a thing.. Check out some of the other titles in the Signature Series.. It looks like this is pretty standard! hahahah

#neveradullday, #isthisreallymyjob

LOLporn – 18andUpStuds – Raw

Monday, September 17th, 2012

ohhhh yes, PLEASE make dat ass bounce.. this was really the only scene in the movie i got into, they have pretty good chemistry.. alot of these guys just stick it in and don’t really look thrilled.. love how he jostles around to get a better angle to shove his dick as deep as possible into him.. HOT!


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