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I’ve Never Been Known To Get The Blues On Christopher Street

Friday, April 17th, 2015

Once again it’s time for this Otter to open the vault. It’s a dreary, damp, rainy April morning; the kind of morning you don’t even want to get out of bed for, but here I am looking for something fun to watch. Its mornings like these that I like to peruse the classics. I just love an old film, and an old smut film is better than anything on TCM as I lie in bed. I cannot reiterate this enough, invest in a digital projector, they really make the whole experience of viewing a retro title all the more enjoyable. Now that you’ve hooked up, made sure your lube is readily available (or that you can work up enough slobber) lie back and listen to the hum of a projection reel intermingled with the tap, tap, tap of the rain on your window. Let that incredibly distorted soundtrack of cheap disco and contemporary hits transfer your mind and body back in time.

If you’ve never watched “Christopher Street Blues” best get to it now. I’m not going to review the entire film (because I want you to watch the whole film) so I’m going to focus on one of my favorite scenes. Why did this segment of celluloid intrigue me? We’ll get to that later, for those readers who follow or who’ve followed me, I think you’ll catch the detail.

“Christopher Street Blues” is a fantastic example of a plot driven title Directed by Francis Ellie. The opening of the film tells the story of Billy (Lew Seger) who works in a busy office building delivering and picking up the mail without a chance of promotion, but I digress. If absolutely nothing else, please! Please! Please! Listen to the song playing as the credits begin to roll. I have no idea what the title of this song is, nor could I find it online, all I can say is that it belongs in a cabaret show. Yes, it’s that wonderful.

Once 5:00 pm rolls around it’s time to ditch those suits, slide into your tightest Levi’s, grab your leather, and hit the streets… specifically Christopher Street. Entering Danny’s bar  an establishment I can totally see myself frequenting. As the patrons arrive the barkeep Dan delivers gem after gem of information about them in the form of filthy poetry as internal dialogue.

Ah Mr. Perry, he likes to eat shit balls and shower in piss. He sucks off his great dane, but he dont like to kiss. He claims he’s a sadist, I know otherwise, I whipped him like crazy and gave him two blackened eyes.

Oh Mr. Barton. He loves to bust balls, and he never does tip. What I’d like to give him is a nice fat lip. He says he has money and lives like a king, but he’s so poor I hear that he hawked his last ring.

That Dan…

(iInteresting side note; as of my writing this location on the corner of Greenwich and Christopher streets in NYC is now the home of Classic’s Café [not sure if it still is] who boasts it to be the inspiration for Edward Hopper’s “Nighthawks” IMHO, I’m not buying that.)

1977

2014/2015

Turns out Billy doesn’t have a problem with old Mr. Barton, he sidles right on up to him like the horny lil pup he is and offers to buy the guy a drink. Barton isn’t too keen on a cocktail, he wants a coffee. Now I wouldn’t really know, because I don’t drink coffee, but it just doesn’t seem like a good idea before a hard fucking.

It is uncertain whose cramped Manhattan studio this belongs to, I’m guessing Barton by the yellow hard hat hanging in the galley kitchen, appears more appropriate to him. The guys toast their mugs of (I’m secretly hoping Nescafe for a giggle) and without skipping a beat start making out. (@HairyBurgher who shares a cubicle with me was not amused and his scowl was precious when I mentioned it. “Ugh, I hate coffee breath. Yuck, reminds me of my grandma. Here now, give granny a kiss.”)

The guys kiss passionately as they strip down in the tiny kitchenette. Barton’s got a great body, nicely muscled without any really distracting bulk or overdevelopment. Billy on the other hand is also toned, but in a more youthful twinkish way; he kind of reminds me of the Brent Corrigan type for some reason. Anyway, the kid is cute and the passion between these performers is undeniable. Barton lifts up his conquest depositing him upon a mattress on the floor.

Finally we get a glimpse of what caught my eye. The curtains! Oh would you look at those, a dark emerald green rococo filigree design on either a white or cream ground! The hills are alive and I’m going to make me a set of lederhosen out of those. I’m imagining riding my bicycle through the sun kissed meadows and mountains this summer with Maria Von Trapp serenading me along.

*I also am pretty sure I have that green hanging lamp in storage at my mothers house.

Enough with that rant; once these fuckers get going there’s no stopping them. This is the kind of sex you just don’t really see these days. This was indeed a different time, and the pair on screen encapsulates that all too brief period of our history. The sucking in this scene is delectable as both Lew and Barton devour each other’s gorgeous cocks. Seriously, both performers boast quite lovely dicks that I wouldn’t mind in my mouth.

Taking the upper hand of the situation, Barton expertly mounts Lew and begins pounding away at his adorable bottom. Billy is not new to this sort of thing; the way he handles Barton’s meaty pole shows that he’s a true pro. (His rock hard cock doesn’t betray his love of getting fucked either.)

This is one hot scene. After some doggy style Barton pulls Billy back and fucks him so the audience can really get a glimpse of how deep Barton is fucking his little friend. The close ups of raw pumping and big hairy balls is also a testament of the times; it’s a beautiful sight.

If all of this hasn’t got you going then I don’t know what will? Because right after Barton finishes with that position he pumps Billy a few times with the bottom boy’s legs behind his ears. Immediately Barton lifts Billy up and screws him standing up. There are only a few standing scenes I can think of and this one is up there with Conner Maguire and Levi Karter’s Cockyboys scene.

Back to doggy style before missionary again draws the scene to a close. By now the duo is sweating, breathing heavier than ever, and ready to explode. Entangled the impromptu couple mutually jerk off until they release their creamy loads.

I hope I’ve whet your palette to log on and watch “Christopher Street Blues” here on GayHotMovies.com. Remember that our impressive library of classics is available 24/7 and that it is full of films that are still just as entertaining and ball draining as they’ve ever been. Also remember to follow me on Twitter and on Tublr!

Catch ya later cum catchers,

-The Otter

Oh…so THIS is why Colton Grey Can’t Keep ‘Em Away!

Wednesday, April 15th, 2015

With one glance of any scene from  Adam Killian’s Cruising for Colton Grey, it’s not difficult to figure out how the tattooed star nabbed an entire film devoted to him. For starters, his unique sex appeal is definite eye candy, marrying boyish good looks with a smooth, toned and tattooed body that gives the perfect hint of edge. And then there’s the fact that he is a killer versatile luvah, knowing how to slang his thick pipe just as well as he takes them. Not to mention, he seems to truly come alive during his wild sessions of hardcore pounding, delivering a sexual energy that always set his scenes on fire. By the end of this well-directed collection, you’ll know exactly why the boys are cruising for Colton Grey—and you may find yourself right behind them.

Things kick off with our featured star and Mr. Director teaming up for a steamy flip-fuck that serves as one attention-grabbing opener.  Colton arrives at Adam’s apartment to drop off a jockstrap he borrowed for Hustlaball. While checking out some of the footage from the event, it looks like Adam gets a little turned on watching Colton dance and stroke his cock in barely-there clothing. Before you know it, Adam takes charge by kissing Colton passionately as they undress. He gives him a blowjob which is followed by Colton returning the favor. “Yeah, get it wet,” Adam whispers as Colton plays with Adam’s juicy cock through his underwear. Next, Adam rims Colton’s quite fuckable hole and they get down to business. After a nice serving of meat, Colton eats Adam’s delightful muscle booty and then sits down so Adam can ride his cock. Everything comes to an end with Adam busting a big, noisy nut as he cock-sits. Adam gets up and stuffs his dick in Colton’s mouth, as Colton beats off until he shoots all over his stomach. From the moment that this scene begins, the heat between these two can be felt through the screen and maintained at every second. The sex is delightfully slow and sexual, accented with lovely camera angles that provide a nice view with every position that they switch to. This pairing definitely starts the movie off on a strong note.

 The power of Colton’s irresistible charm continues in scene two when Colton finds himself in yet another romp session after stumbling into a friendly stranger (Addison Graham). Making his instant interest in Colton no secret, Addison doesn’t hesitate to invite Colton back to his place. From the time they step through the front door, they waste no time getting it on, right in the living room. They come out of their clothes and we get a nice shot of Addison’s beautifully tall and muscular physique. After lots of sucking and rimming, these guys take turns hammering each other’s holes. Colton proves that he can impress on both top and bottom fronts yet again and Addison’s statuesque beauty adds a lovely touch to a scene that proves just how hot anonymous sex can be.

 Scene three brings a brief intermission from the magic of Colton Grey with a mouthwatering moment between Justin Cruise and Tyler Wolf. When Justin’s gorgeous trainer, Tyler, gets a hard on during one of their workout session, these guys decide to work their muscles out in a different way.  Taking things to the bedroom, these two hunky hornballs continue the film’s theme of intense flip-fucks. From the time that they are completing their innocent exercise routines to the time that they are putting in work on each other’s manholes, this scene is oozing with sexiness that is impossible to turn away from.

 Justin makes a comeback with Colton in the fourth scene which stands out for its personal and romantic feel. Unlike the other three scenes, there is no significant dialogue, plotlines or even background music which intensifies the sense of intimacy that it evokes. Things start off with these guys having a sip in the hot tub which later leads them to the hotel room for all of the real action. As Colton confidently takes charge as a strict top, Justin proclaims “oh, you’re so big!” while on his side, taking every single inch. With lots of kissing and chemistry between the stars, this scene is notable for its softer tone which is definitely a pleasure to watch.

 And with four equally strong scenes ahead of it, the closing scene is no disappointment taking the temperature to a whole new level.  Anthony Verusso and Jake Andrews join Colton in this action-packed threesome that you won’t want to miss. Colton and Anthony play a kinky couple that invite Anthony’s irresistible trainer, Jake, over after a long workout. When Anthony tells Colton how attractive his trainer is, a Colton mischievously suggests that Jake should pay them a little visit. When Anthony extends the invitation to Jake, he is down and follows the twosome back to their place. They ask Jake to help them with some exercise tips and he starts off by stretching them out—and from there, it’s on. Put simply, this scene brings the freaky couple fantasy to life in such an explosive way. At all points, there are no limits to what these guys will do to service each other. They all suck each other off, take turns alternating between top and bottom roles and with their shared free-spirited natures, simply make the entire scenario feel real.  Without a doubt, if you and your significant other were down for some naughty experimentation, this is how you would want it to be.

By the time that the credits roll in this Lucas Entertainment production, one fact is clear: Colton Grey definitely knows how to bring it, with no holding back or dull moments. To get in on this blazing fuckfest, check out the entire movie, right here on GayHotMovies.com!

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-          Simba

A BoyCrush With A Big Dick and A Sense Of Humor

Tuesday, April 14th, 2015

Timeless XXX parodies that aren’t Bustin Beeber 1 or 2

If there is one thing I have found while working with BoyCrush material is that whether you’re into twinks or not… Their parodies are still highly entertaining. They are far more than a clear rip-off of a popular Hollywood film featuring nude, hairless, and sometimes ridiculously thin actors. They transcend cinema into a realm that contains films that John Waters would have made if he were a starved and over-sexed, teenage candy-raver. I am not criticizing, but rather complimenting. Plus, Most of these guys are well hung, super flexible, and seem like they know what they’re doing better than men five times their size. (Not that I don’t like watching a body builder fumble some balls). In this list, I hope to illuminate the magic that is a BoyCrush parody. To open your eyes to what you may have not even consider merely watching before. Check them out! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably bust-a-nut or at least get a slight… funny bone-r? Haha, I tried.

Fucking Harry Palmer: starring Kyler Moss, Liam SummersNoah Carlisle, and Timo Garrett

He can use his power for good or evil, but mostly to get boys into bed…

One boy will do whatever he can . . . to get laid. This is the story of Harry Palmer, a boy with a flair for magic. He can use his powers for good or for evil, but mostly just to get boys into bed. When his arch-nemesis curses him over his summer break from school, it’s up to Harry to do whatever it takes and fuck whoever he has to fuck to reverse it.*

Captain Americock – The Twink Avenger: starring Austin RiedAnthony Evans, Robbie Anthony, Krys PerezDustin Fitch, and Kyler Moss.

Fighting for freedom with his big fat cock…

Steve is a broke, lazy, & unimpressive stoner. When rent is due, he participates in a medical experiment conducted by Dr. Franko that transforms him into the powerful and well endowed Captain Americock! Plunging him into a war where he must fight to save the world from Red Skullfuck & his minions. This parody lets you watch your favorite twink heroes fuck each other silly & definitely won’t leave you feeling blue. *Winner of the 2013 Grabby Award for Best Twink Movie of the Year!*

Gay Sex And The City: starring Corey Clark, Angel Kelly, Ryan Steele, Jackson Miller, Patrick Kennedy, Brice Summers, Devon Pryce, John Hyde, Jake Johnson, and Andy Kay

This queer is giving Carrie a run for her money… or lack there of.

In this sensual movie Corey decides to move back to Phoenix. With no plans and no money Corey calls on his local hookups and fuck buddies to find a place to stay. Along his horny journey he recalls some of his hottest fucks. After he fails to reconnect with his past tricks Corey ends up fondling new hot twinks… Whether it’s a sexy three-way with two strangers or finding deep penetration during an apartment tour, Corey is sure to please.*

Twink Blood: starring Miles Pride, Chase Harding, Patrick Kennedy, Phillip Ashton, Andy Kay, and Felix Russo 

Using a little teeth never felt so right…

Eighteen-Year-Old Miles has decided to move to Phoenix to start his first year of college. He settles in, adjusts to the burning heat and the frigid nights. He soon finds that more than just the cold penetrates the city when that sun goes down. Follow Miles as he risks everything to discover the truth behind the vampire attacks and the twist that turn his life upside down.*

Raw: starring Rad Matthews, Miles Pride, Andy Kay, Devon Pryce, Carson Diamond, Krist Cummings, Chris Matinson, Kevin Grey, Dillon Samuels, and Kyros Christian

You’re literally tearing up my heart when I’m with you…

Let the Games Begin . . . Miles is a sexy twink who likes to flirt. At work, at the club, and even online; he’ll strut his stuff like there’s no tomorrow. When he gets a little too close to a mysterious fetishist over the Internet, his life will never be the same. After a ferocious attack at his apartment, Miles finds himself chained to a bed frame and part a darkly-kinky bondage twink-film ever produced. Rad plays the slightly deranged captor and you’ll be on the edge of your seat as he shows Miles the business-end of his crops, toys, and huge cut dick. This isn’t Saw, this is Raw!*

Where The Wild Twinks Are: starring Alex Jordan, Benjamin Riley, Billy London, Collin Stone, J.R. Adams, Jason Valencia, and Jordan Thomas

Be careful what you yiff for…

Max is a young, blonde heart-throb whose sexually repressed home life causes some heavy tension with his step-dad. After running away, Max’s life gets flipped upside down when four adorable, furry creatures capture him & start the biggest fuck-fest of his life. From mountaintops to forest clearings, these boys pound each other’s asses bare; helping Max realize that everything he’s been looking for has been right in front of him the whole time. Taking place in gorgeous Sedona, AZ, Where the Wild Twinks Are is a one of a kind parody twink-porno that is as visually stunning as it is boner-inducing.*

A Nightmare On Twink Street: starring Dean Holland, Jordan Ashton, Nathan Stratus, Roxy Red, Ryan Connors, Patrick Kennedy, and Ashton Cody

One, two, Freddy’s cumming in you…

In the early 1900′s, a gay man named Freddy lived with his male lover near Elm Street in the American Southwest. After finding about this couple’s elopement, an unforgiving and radical community captured and tortured Freddy’s lover. Freddy was able to set him free, but was hung in the woods after being captured himself. Years after his death, the children and grandchildren of the townspeople experience terrifying nightmares. They involve a man who takes his sexually driven revenge out on his innocent and often virginal victims. Now, Dean along with his friends are being haunted by the ghost of Freddy in their dreams. When each one begins to experience intense sexual nightmares that continue to increase violently, Dean and his friends realize they must find a way to stop the psychopath’s reign of terror – OR never sleep safe again.*

Jasper Robinson’s Day Off: starring Jasper RobinsonAaron Stang, Robbie Anthony, Kyler Ash, Jordan Thomas, & Ryker Madison

 One boy’s fight for freedom and the perfect fuck…

Jasper Robinson wakes up with a hard dick and an itch to go out and make a mark on the city before the school year comes to an end. He gets out of school with a fake case of the flu, calls up his best friends and heads out on the town, encountering hot boys and letting them fuck his meaty ass silly. The plot thickens when Principal Ash goes after him to teach him a lesson. Stay tuned for a  STEAMY surprise and happy ending.*

Let’s face it, These twinks aren’t the best actors… porn stars aren’t the best actors. These boys are having a blast making a b-movie, while they also happen to be sucking, fucking, and getting paid to do it. Their youthful unjaded or dulled outlook shines through in their likely unrehearsed performances. It’s admirable. I will admit that twinks aren’t necessarily MY cup of long island iced tea. I tend to go for someone with a bit more experience; like experience growing hair and gaining body mass or gaining issues. Perhaps I haven’t met the right twink. Perhaps you have or have yet to. Well here’s your chance to acquire a taste, plus trying new things keeps one young… You know you cannot deny a pretty young thing. Twinks are timeless and will always be ready for you at GayHotMovies.com.

*Studio’s Notes

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Breaking Derrières

Monday, April 13th, 2015

Breaking Barriers is a scorching interracial scene brought to you by the guys at SavageTalonsMedia.com. The studio is made up of Pito Savage and Rick Talons; real-life partners at work and at play. This brawny open-couple obviously appreciates some interracial action, so it should come as no surprise that they’d like others to experience the same pleasure they have found in each other’s differences. In this single scene film, Pito is out of town on business, without Rick, though has been given permission to take full advantage of his hotel stay. This surely means one thing; A hot fuck is about to transpire. Pito finds a sexy S & P haired bottom to play with. Christian Matthews is tattooed, pierced (septum, guiche, hafada/scrotum), and rocking a cock ring. He is furry, ridiculously horny, and eager to have his first experience with a black man. Christian set out to “pop his cherry” and get dicked down by dark daddy and boy did he hit the jack-pot. Pito is 6’, 200 lbs, and solid muscle. He has a 51 inch chest and a 32 inch waist. His thigh is about the size of my waist. Pito has tattoos, a beard, and a faux-hawk. The man has an exotic vibe that must have Christians’ libido working over-time. They first meet in the room and immediately get down to business. There are barriers broken in many respects within this film; none bad, all good. The barriers of Christian’s ass are in for the treat that is Pito’s fat rock-hard meat. Grab a drink from the mini fridge and join me to watch this tryst and these guys both go down.

Upon meeting in the room, nothing is said. Not one word is needed. These guys have found each other in this room for one reason only and that is to have raunchy, hardcore, bareback sex. Pito strips Christian while taking a moment to kiss several points on his creamy body. He drops to his knees to get a taste of Christians prick. Pito then disrobes to reveal a jock strap that doesn’t stand a chance of being adorned for more than the 10 seconds that it is. Christian then pushes over the much larger Pito to get a taste of what his ass has to offer. We then watch Christian slap, tongue, and tease Pitos burly bum. There is a slight moment when it seems Christian thinks he might get an opportunity to “hit that”, but this is not his day; to top at least. He is dismissed and laid down onto his stomach where Pito aggressively loosens up his tight hole. That’s all that is needed for Christian’s butt to get a craving for cum-slinging cock.  He then turns around to give some more attention to the most important tool in the shed; the one that will be plowing him in shear minutes. The two make out and Pito utters softly, what I think is…”Put that dick in you” and Christian replies, “Oh Fuck”. The camera pans down to revel that Pito has been playing with Christian’s hungry hole; Fasten your seatbelts, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

The two then 69 on the couch and feast on each others’ offerings. The grunts and moans are becoming louder to the delight of the viewer. We then cut to Christian on his back receiving what he has been waiting for, a big black dick being rammed deep into his ass. Pito’s metal cock ring shines as it comes near clanging with Christians taint piercing. “Oh Fuck” seems to be Christian’s catch phrase, but isn’t it all of ours? Anyway, Pito figures he has been up in this ass long enough that it must be time to pound this guy out. He bangs Christian half way across the bed, to just bang him more. “Oh Fuck” turns into “Fuck Me” and then the ride continues.

The boys next switch to doggy style when Pito full-on mounts Christian and lays into him in a fashion he may have never imagined. He yelps and purrs and has fully submitted to his top. He is getting an internal massage that is sure to relieve some stress and worries of the day. He will leave this hotel and have no idea where he parked. Haha. We then transition into Christian riding Pito and attempting to awaken his own dong. Pito asks if Christian is alright, they share a laugh and then continue fucking. Pito smashes Christian on his side for a bit until he decides that now is the time that he must bust his nut.

Pito positions himself over Chrisatian, with Christian’s eyes beneath his fuzzy balls. He is preparing to give him a nice hot and gooey facial. The man deserves it… he did in fact work for it. Pito soon lets out a gasp that can only be accompanied by ejaculation. Christian’s face is soon covered in semen. It runs from his lips towards his eyes, as his head hangs ever so slightly off of the edge of the bed. Christian rapidly beats his dick to fully take advantage of the opportunity that he has been given. When Christian cums, he yells out with sweet relief. Pito ends the scene with a kiss to his beautiful stranger. Christian ends the scene with an orgasmic twitch and a taste of his own juice. 

Breaking Barriers just might be the best possible title for such a film. A barrier within Pito and Rick’s relationship was broken, A sexual barrier of Christians was broken, and it seems that something with him may also have been. Let’s hope not, but really; letting down barriers is good for everyone, we experience new things and allow ourselves things that ultimately allow us to grow and sometimes become better people. Trust is at the heart of all of this. Trust your instincts, go with what you know, and take what you can get. Amen. Now go on and get hard at GayHotMovies.com!

 

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