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How To Choose? A List Of Hot Summer Scenes To Kick Off Memorial Day Weekend!

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Summer is by far this otter’s favorite time of the year. Once the temperatures soar it’s time to strip off the clothes and enjoy everything the great outdoors has to offer. The best part of this sultry season: the sex. I can still remember reading the summer sex tips in my older sister’s Cosmopolitan as a horny young teen, reading all about the ways you can please your man in the heat and humidity of a lazy summer afternoon. Let’s just say it might just have been that very article that turned me into the outdoor fornicator I am today.

Monday turns out to be Memorial day, the unofficial start of the summer season (yes I say unofficial because summer technically doesn’t start until June 21st) so I’ve compiled a list of top scenes to inspire you as the days grow hotter and longer. I seriously do not know how I am going to narrow this down to just five, or even 10, there are just so many amazing films to choose from in GayHotMovies.com’s library.

Pound Me Raw 2: Scene 4

Oh Man! Studios’ sweaty bareback beach sex scene between Junior Bastos and Kaike gets me going in all the right ways.

12 Noeuds: Scene 3

Istvan Foki and Serge Istavan take a sexy cruise down river in another muscle filled Clair Production.

The Best Of Bruno Volume 1: Scene 3

Beefy Bruno and Will Seagers share a sun kissed tryst in this Bijou Classic.

Cousins: Scene 2

Matt Ramsey may have screwed his cousin the night before for the first time, and after one taste develops a new appetite pizza boy Scott Roberts delivers poolside from Catalina.

Boy Country: Scene 1

I applaud Bobby Clark and David West for going at it in a 10 ft. aluminum fishing boat in the wide open. Buckshot Productions rocks the boat, literally, I would have fallen out of that like Fraulein Maria in the Do-Rae-Me number from The Sound Of Music.

Take That: Scene 1

C’mon! They go fishing and it’s adorable. Max Ryder and Dillon Rossi make the most of a gorgeous location and each other in this jewel directed by Jake Jaxson.

Double Barrel: Scene 4

Couldn’t leave a good camping trip off the list (NOT “glamping”) Max Schutler is a lucky guy; who wouldn’t want to be used by Dirk Jager deep in the woods? This is a great scene from TitanMen.

Fuck Yeah Levi Karter: Scene 3

When you witness Connor Maguire pick up Levi Karter and fuck him, you’ll see what I’m talking about and why COCKYBOYS is so amazing.

Cruisin’ Fuck Forest: Scene 4

Fan of abandoned buildings? Me too. Othello and Manu Perronash pull out all the stops in this Jalif Studio fuck fest.

Tasty Tayte: Scene 1

Dillon Rossi gets plowed on a hammock by Tayte Hanson, by far my favorite for level of skill directed by Jake Jaxson.

There are so many more films I would like to mention in this post, but I just haven’t the time. Enjoy your Memorial Day weekend perverts and make sure to log on to GayHotMovies.com for more summer inspiration!

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Catch ya later cum catchers

-The Otter

“Hunk” Is Just One Of The Many Words To Describe Rex Morgan’s Perfection

Friday, May 15th, 2015

If there was ever a god among men in the world of retro gay porn, Rex Morgan would have to be one of my top picks. In case you are not familiar with Rex, I suggest you take a long, hard look at the image below. The man is massive! I could easily serve a banquet for sixteen across that expanse of shoulders. Shall we take in all of what makes Rex Morgan a Hunk? From his handsome face, sparkling blue eyes, and boyish grin to his classic stache, Rex easily makes me weak in the knees. Below his chiseled jaw line and powerful neck is an incredibly built physique. Every single centimeter of Rex is unbelievable. His sheer mass alone could stop a train; he’s the kind of man you can climb like Mt. Everest, and I would not mind one bit being thrown around like a worn out, little rag doll by Rex Morgan. The man’s arms alone are bigger than my waist! I would like to give his parents an award for joining together their DNA.

Of course the lead role in the plot driven 1985 film Hunk deservingly went to Morgan. This gem of a production, directed by Robert Walters, from Bijou Classics really caught my attention. OK, maybe it was just Rex that caught my attention. I love him. During this period in gay porn cinema history, we saw so many films with a heavy plot base. Exploring gay culture was definitely a theme, and through adult films the audience could catch a glimpse of how others like themselves interacted. Not only could porn get you off, it also had the power to educate, even enlighten viewers. Hunk illustrates this marriage of ideas beautifully.

The film opens with Marc Bennett and Cody Rogers in the full throes of passion. Combining a perfect bedroom, awesome soundtrack, and some intense bareback action, the first scene of Hunk already gets you going. Marc Bennett’s gorgeous body works in overdrive on Cody’s softer physique. The cum shots are great, the short bit of dialogue where Marc excuses himself to “pick up” his old college buddy from the airport sets up the plot, and the best part is Marc’s goodbye kiss to Cody. Who hasn’t put their fuck buddy’s limp, satiated, exhausted dick in their mouth before sayin’ “catch ya later”?

Rex Morgan doesn’t look good in clothes. There, I said it. Waiting outside the airport our hero looks a tad uncomfortable in his too tight tweed, but he’ll be out of it soon enough. At this point, just after the credits have rolled, we finally get what this movie is going to be about. We learn that Rex and Marc had gone to college together, and that Rex is staying with him until he finds an apartment there in Hollywood. I have to admit, Rex Morgan really does play a lovable Midwestern oaf whose innocence is palpable throughout the scene. The self-described freethinking hulk is going to be a mystery. Is he, or isn’t he?

Now who wouldn’t want to be in bed with this man? I can only imagine what it’d be like to snuggle up against Rex’s beefy body in the morning…After morning chit chat and plans for the day, Rex’s morning shave is interrupted (take a moment to really appreciate that bathroom) by slack jawed “Flower Pusher” delivery boy Kevin Bradley. The brief dialogue and sexual innuendos between the two regarding the apartment mix up is pretty great. It isn’t long before Rex gets his first glimpse of what goes on behind doors in Hollywood.

At this point, I could really care less about the sex going on, I’m here for Rex. Brief synopsis, Rex happens upon Cliff Ryder giving Kevin Bradley (the delivery boy) a blowjob through his ajar front door. Sexy Rexy smiles and shakes his head leaving the couple to their business. Cliff and Kevin suck, move to the bedroom, and fuck. Highlights include some interesting positions, a touch of autofellatio, and some sexy cum shots!

Back to my man! Rex has been pounding the pavement in search of a place to live, but it’s the heads this Hunk turns that are worth writing home about. I love this sequence for so many reasons: Rex’s outfit is perfect, the guy wiping out on his bike is great, an altercation between a couple draws a chuckle, but best of all is a certain cameo…

This is by far my favorite part of Hunk and also makes me want to listen to Peaches’ song Hanky Code (“Red to the wrist! Give it a twist…”). As Rex makes his way past a red hanky-sporting stud, the poor guy drops his groceries. SURPRISE! It’s all Crisco!

The montage continues as the hunk witnesses a blowjob in an elevator before taking a look at a potential pad. Now this is a scene I could really wrap my lips around. Vince Thomas is a horny building manager eager on helping Rex’s body out, and not in the gym located in the complex. Looks like our corn fed middle-America boy really is open minded. Vince expertly sucks off Rex teasing his nipples and worshiping his gorgeous body while working his own meaty uncut tool. If this scene doesn’t get you hard and dripping, I don’t know what will. Rex blows his wad which Vince has no problem cleaning up before he himself busts a nut onto the freshly cleaned carpets. Hot.

Back at home Marc and Rex are a picture of domesticity ripped from the May 1957 issue of Good Housekeeping. It’s a ridiculously saccharin moment that makes me totally jealous. Grrr.

Today Hunk is going to look at a coach house for rent. A coach house, that always reminds me of Sabrina. Poor Sabrina Fair watching from her spot in the tree as David Larrabee flirts and romances all the society girls she isn’t. Moving on. Marc has just got to do something about his glorious mane. (It kind of reminds me of James Spader’s iconic do in Pretty In Pink, which would debut a year later in 1986.) Thankfully, Rich Thompson has opened the shop early and I think we all know what’s about to happen next.

Rich certainly knows how to treat his clients. After sharing a “cigarette” and discussing Marc’s crush on Rex, Rich gets down to helping his friend out. Poor Marc hasn’t cum in a week, so naturally Rich’s advances are welcome. Marc really does have a great body and this scene really shows it off as he and Rich go at in on the barber’s chair. It doesn’t take long for him to blow a load all over his stylist’s face either.

And that is hardly the end of it. Marc is still raging hard and ready to fuck. Rich strips down revealing a totally sexy, well muscled bod. He just looks different in clothes; skinnier. There is a lot of cum in this scene as Rich lets out bolt of white lightning onto Marc’s chest.

AND it’s still not over! Rich bends over for Marc’s perma-rection for a solid raw fuck that really stands out. The sex is hard, bare, and satisfyingly sordid. Both studs cum again in a beauteous finale that would make me late for work too.

Rex is gonna take a look at that coach house, if the landlord can find the keys. This is quite a mash up of a scene as Rex explores the sex party happening in the main house; Dane Ford and Jimmy Jagger sixty-nine on the kitchen floor until releasing their mutual loads while Billy Joe Evans, Malchor Agular, and Tony Kennedy engage in a threesome upstairs. Back downstairs Jesse Koehler tops Chris Allen on an amazing plaid sofa.

 

All this sex is really getting to Rex because he can’t take his eyes off all the action. He’s so cute sitting on the steps watching like a little boy.

That was something!

I am just disgusted with the adorableness of this final scene. Yes, it’s too adorable. It’s like watching baby otters on YouTube for me. Rex is making dinner for Marc at home in their lovely kitchen, in their lovely cookware, and looking irresistible in his striped tee when “honey I’m home” Marc walks in sporting his handsome work suit. I am so jealous right now.

An elegant candle lit dinner for two is all it takes for the pair to open up about their feelings for each other. Hold on, I think I need a tissue, and not for the reason I thought I would when I started this film.

I think I just realized that no one has kissed at all in this movie. Like really. A romantic scene such as this requires some intense kissing, but I’ll settle for the guys stripping off each other’s clothes before getting down and dirty.

STOP! Finally, look, kissing.

I can only imagine what it would be like to get it on with Rex. The couple has a great time with some mutual masturbation resulting in the first cum shots of the scene. Shortly thereafter, we move on to some hot oral performed by Marc that Rex can’t seem to get enough of. Then it’s time for what we’ve all been waiting for. Rex gives Marc a serious dicking in this final scene that you just have to see for yourself. He literally fucks the cum out of Marc, then shoots his own spunk onto his new love’s balls.

What a splendid movie. I highly suggest you get on over to GayHotMovies.com right now and watch Hunk from Bijou. You will not be disappointed!

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Catch ya later cum catchers!

-The Otter

Updates For The Week Of May 10th – 16th 2015

Thursday, May 14th, 2015

It’s Thursday people and we all know what that means-it’s update time. We’ve got some great stuff going on here at GayHotMovies.com this week. First we’re going to give you the latest star advanced biographies. As you know the team here puts a lot of effort into finding out what your favorite performers are up to, what they’re interested in, and those little details that make GayHotMovies.com the site to go to. After I present the guys to you I’m going to add two more awesome things going down in the land of “goin down.” So here we go, in alphabetical order, of course…

Donny Wright

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Johnny Torque

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Vito Gallo

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Up next we have got some really fun things going on. First up is our our ongoing #MayIGetOff contest on Twitter. We’re asking our followers to send us their favorite, unique, funny, dirty terms for masturbating. You can also send us your favorite star and place you’d like to get it on with them. Just submit your answer to @GayHotMoviescom, @Otter_Holt, @Simba_GHM, and @HairyBurgher with the hashtag #MayIGetOff for a chance to win a bunch of sexy goodies including (1Fleshlight Ice Male Masturbator, one (1) Bottle of toy cleaner, one (1) Package of condoms, one (1) Bottle of lube, (1) GayHotMovies.com T-shirt and 90 free minutes to spend on your favorite porn stars, scenes or feature films at GayHotMovies.com!

Next up is an event that is going to be insanely epic. If you plan on being in NYC for pride this June, then YOU are going to need a place to dance your ass off, and we all know the venues are filling up. Turns out you can shake, twerk, grind, boogie, get down, and hit the floor at GayHotMovies.com‘s very own SEXXXY MF dance party at scorching hot Stage Forty 8Advanced tickets are now on sale for what is going to be a super sexy party with special guest DJ’s punctuated by sizzling go-go-men, thumping dance floors filled with pulsating bodies in a sexy venue from 8pm through 4am! Get in on the action by purchasing your tix now (just click the photo below).

Twinky Gets a Rub-Down that He’ll Never Forget!

Wednesday, May 13th, 2015

The worlds of magic, comedy, and sex intertwine in the Austin-directed parody, I Dream of Twinky. Led by a charming performance from Chase Young in the title role, this Manville Entertainment production tells the story of an attractive man named Rod (played by Trevor Knight) who is taken on an interesting adventure after coming into contact with a mysterious ancient lamp. When he takes it home and cleans it, Twinky, an adorable genie that has been trapped inside of it for centuries, is summoned. To gain freedom, and mortality, he must grant three sexual desires from the man who “rubs him right” which makes Rod his master. He must also receive a kiss of a “mortal’s true love” if he wishes to become human. As soon as Twinky comes into Rod’s life, the duo find themselves on quite the journey as Rod’s newfound power brings fantasies and wishes to life—even some that he didn’t know he had.

Inspired by the iconic sitcom, I Dream of Jeannie, this movie is a solid choice for those who like their porn with a sense of lighthearted humor. Twinky stays true to many elements from its predecessor, including quick one-liners accentuated by a cheesy laugh track, the unlikely love story that you can’t help but root for, and a delightful chemistry between the movie’s main characters that drives every single scene. However, Twinky strays from the original with the moments of hardcore pounding that add the perfect pinch of spice to a feature that is pleasantly sweet.

When Twinky appears from the lamp in scene one, Rod is in disbelief that he has become the master of a genie. This quickly changes once two Mormons (Blake Dawson, Alex Cross) show up at the front door, looking to spread the Good News. Annoyed by their presence, Rod challenges Twinky to prove he possesses magical powers by deciding his first wish will be to experience the Mormons’ secret fantasies. Twinky does as he’s told and from there, the young religious men get hot and bothered and reveal their true desires—which is each other. Along with its living room dick-down, the first scene does well with introducing us to the personalities of the characters as well as set the tone for the mix of comedy and erotica that occur throughout all four scenes.

The development of the characters’ individual stories continues in scene two, as Rod finds himself fantasizing about fucking Twinky and checks him out a couple of times. Twinky shares these same lustful daydreams when we cut back to his private time in the lamp, as viewers are let in on the growing sexual tension between these two.

Later, Rod goes to the garage where he is expecting a visit from a plumber to fix his washing machine. When his best friend, Harry (Doug Jeffries), comes to pick Rod for their basketball game, Harry discovers Twinky. Harry makes fun of Twinky’s “costume” and is freaked out by Twinky referring to Rod as his master. Because Rod is still waiting for the plumber, Harry goes on to the game without him, disturbed by Rod and Twinky’s interactions. Soon after he leaves, the plumber, Bud (Brody Wilde), and his assistant, Randy (Tristan Mathews), arrive. Once Rod and Twinky let them get to work, “straight boy” Bud expresses discomfort with the gay customers that they have been servicing. “I think you protest too much,” says Randy, hinting that Bud may have a secret of his own. When Rod overhears Bud’s homophobic comments, he is angered and says that he wishes that they would “just fuck already.” Twinky takes this as his next wish and tada! Bud is giving it to his assistant deep and hard on the garage floor. In addition to further adding to the plot of the movie, this scene is notable for Brody’s convincing role as a guy’s guy exploring his sexuality and the oral-heavy pound session between him and Tristan.

After the scenario with Harry and the plumbers, Rod tells Twinky that he needs to be more discrete with his appearance. This goes into a funny montage of Twinky trying on different clothes that is truly a page out of a classic sitcom. After Twinky finds a more contemporary look, he and Rod head to the basketball courts to meet Harry. When Harry comes over to talk, Rod tries to let Harry know who Twinky really is, but Harry doesn’t believe it. He ultimately tells Rod that he supports “whatever kinky shit” that he and Twinky get into and wants to see him happy. Once Harry goes back to the game, Rod reveals to Twinky that he felt a connection to him during their previous night together. Twinky interrupts him by asking if he and Harry have romantic feelings for each other and Rod tells him they are just friends, much to the delight of Twinky.

Rod adds on by saying that he wishes Harry could find a love of his own, particularly by owning up to the crush that he has on Rocky (Justin Dean), a younger guy that he plays basketball with. Twinky takes this as Rod’s final wish, and leads us to a steamy daddy-on-twink fuck between Harry and Rocky. Much like scene two, this scene offers much more insight into who the characters are and what direction they are heading in. Not to mention, Harry and Rocky’s shower ass-nailing is an absolute plus.

In the final scene, Twinky lets Rod know that he must return to the lamp because the spell was not completely broken. Rod is saddened by Twinky’s return because he says that Twinky’s freedom would have been his last wish. While Twinky is flattered by his generosity, the reality is that he has to go back to where he came from. “I don’t want you to go!” Rod dramatically exclaims, before professing his love for Twinky. Filled with joy, Twinky hugs his master before they plant a big wet kiss on each other. At this point, we are transported to the lamp where things are about to get wild.

Inside Twinky’s home, he and Rod indulge in the intimacy that has been building for the entire movie. There is lots of kissing and foreplay as well as the passionate hole pounding that we’ve all been waiting for. In the best sex scene of the movie, the actors deliver great energy and stay in character throughout. In terms of direction, the variety of positions and use of slow motion not only make it interesting to watch, but emphasize the overall mood the director is aiming to evoke, as the main character’s emotions finally explode before our very eyes. The movie ends with Twinky confessing, “Master, I knew it would be you!” as he and Rod caress each other. Initially confused, Twinky explains that the spell is now broken because he has been kissed by the man that truly loves him. Rod replies by telling Twinky to call him by his first name, not Master, as our protagonists live happily ever after. Awww.

To put it simply, I Dream of Twinky is a fluffy departure from heavy hardcore films that in its own way, warms your heart by the time it ends. Director Austin and the cast come together for a film that doesn’t take itself too seriously and adds some color and light to the XXX world. To check it out for yourself, watch it right now!

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 With my mane flowing in the wind…until next time, guys!

- Simba

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