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And He Does Windows Too… With His Dick? You Don’t Say…

Friday, November 14th, 2014

Probably the hottest scene in “Jack & Roger” involves the duo in a fantasy cum to life sequence that will leave you breathless. Jack Wrangler and Roger are two quintessential power houses of the golden age of gay adult films. Jack is well muscled stud with a shock of sun-kissed, dirty blonde, surfer shag atop his handsome face. His memorable dick and passionate nature shines through the flickering films he starred in, remaining relevant and just as orgasm inducing as the day they were shot. Roger is one of the few stars to have a single name that continues to resound with fans. His classic physique rippled with muscle, testosterone fueled sex drive, massive schlong and perfectly groomed stache cemented his role as one of the “Clones” of the period. Hyper masculinity was treasured in these films, and you will soon learn how it was translated from life to film in “Jack & Roger”.

*Jack Wrangler.

*Roger.

So what makes this scene so memorable? How does it continue to titillate and tease our loins until they beg for relief?

Let me begin.

Roger is a flannel shirt, tight Levi’s wearing, hardhat carrying, mustachioed M-A-N strutting confidently home from a long day on the job and ready for some quality, well deserved, relaxation only he himself can provide. I imagine it must have been so much more thrilling sexually in the days before the internet; the camera scans the mail on the table inside Roger’s apartment revealing a package waiting to be opened.

This is where I must say that times must’ve been slightly more exciting sexually. The anticipation of, and uncertain time of delivery for smut has now become instantaneous and we have left behind a certain element of surprise when it comes to it. Nowadays all one needs do is switch on their laptop or mobile device and anything and everything you could possibly want is right there at your fingertips. Not for Roger, in 1980 he waited and anticipated a fantasy to jerk off to.

We see our protagonist insert a cartridge into his stylish eight track player, and press the button to release the audio he’s been longing for. A masculine voice fills the apartment as Roger disrobes, easing himself into a comfy chair. Here, as the rust coated ribbon slips through the mechanism, Roger begins to fondle his massive member, teasing it, willing it to become engorged and solid with his fingers. The narrator of the track begins his soliloquy describing his life as a horny window washer who dares step beyond the glass, led only by his insatiable libido.

Roger slips out of his denim, grabs his poppers from the side table and takes a deep hit before slipping back into his masturbatory bliss.

Suddenly fantasy becomes reality as a silhouette casts its shadow across Roger’s widow. The mystery washer soaps up the window momentarily startling Roger from himself. Suddenly it’s not a rag on the glass spreading the soapy soads, it’s a long, thick, anonymous penis.

I think we all know what is going to happen next. Jack Wrangler has no trouble wrangling out of his harness and slipping through the unlocked window where he finds Roger, cock in hand, jerking himself off.

Immediately Jack unzips his filthy jumpsuit revealing his perfectly toned body and incredible cock for Roger. This is going to be a no nonsense encounter between two able bodied working class men who’ve got nothing but sex on the brain. Roger bends Jack over his easy chair without even bothering to get the rest of his conquests coveralls off. This is just beautiful, watching Roger attack Jacks beefy bottom with his teeth is raw and super fucking hot, but this guy doesn’t waste any time on prepping that hole, he wants satisfaction, and he’s going to get it!

Just looking at Rogers gorgeous cock is enough to make this Otter’s mouth and hole twitch with anticipation as he rams that meaty tool of his into Jack’s ass. They might not fuck for very long, but god damn is it hot; all rippled muscle, sweat, and raw, carnal sodomy. Jack doesn’t need much to get off, especially with Rogers thick dick up his chute, and is soon spewing an epic eruption of white lava while Roger grinds him harder from behind. Moments later Roger unleashes a load onto Jacks back and ass, rubbing it into his skin with his free hand.

This scene from “Jak c& Roger” is guaranteed to leave your balls drained, breathless, sweaty, and ready for more as the picture fades from your screen. As per usual my advice is to get out there and purchase a digital projector so you can hookup GayHotMovies.com’s collection of Classic titles and watch them on a wall or roll down screen. Invite a few buddies over for some mutual masturbation old school style… And if it turns into an orgy, well that’d be just great!

Check out Bijou Classic’s films and more amazing films from the golden age of gay porn on GayHotMovies.com. For more reviews and interviews with the stars and directors continue to follow me right here, I’m also on Twitter @Otter_Holt, on Facebook, and most recently on Tumblr where you can see even more uncensored content from your favorite VOD website on the net.

Check ya later cum catchers!

-The Otter

I’m Gonna Go Fuck My Boyfriend Now.

Tuesday, November 11th, 2014

It’s all new and only available here on GayHotMovies.com. “Bohemia Bareback Bedtime Boyfriends” is an all new web series directed by Richard Holmes exclusively for GayHotMovies.com is going to be a real treat as the webisodes progress. We all know there is no better place in the world than the Czech Republic for producing the hottest men willing to have the hottest, rawest, and raunchiest bareback fucking on camera. They’re muscled, uncut, versatile, and enthusiastic about fucking other incredibly sexy guys from all over the Eastern European region; so it makes sense that Richard Holmes has set himself up in the center of it all, the gorgeous city of Prague.

Prague is definitely the metropolitan place these exquisite examples of the male form want to be. The hustle, the bustle, and the opportunities that abound lure them to this free thinking mecca in the heart of Europe. In the very first installment of “Bohemia Bareback Bedroom Boyfriends” we’ll meet Petr Kolousek, and someone you just might recognize, Tomas Skala (we’ll get to that in a minute).

In the brief interview with Richard at the beginning we get to meet the two performers of this episode. Petr Kolousek is is a friendly looking blonde with a naturally athletic build who hails from just a “stones throw” from Prague. He likes to have fun and try new experiences, but is not the biggest fan of the gym we learn. That’s ok though, because if you’re looking for some serious Czech beef, Tomas Skala is sitting right next to him on the couch. Perhaps you might recognize him, how could you not, Tomas has also worked under several aliases including Tomm, Tomm Black, Erik Haas, Eric Tomfor, and Thomas Riedel for studio’s such as William Higgins, TitanMen, and Male Reality to name a few. He’s a hulk of man, towering over his co stars at six foot two inches of solid muscle. From the small city of Prostejov in the Jihomoravsky region of the Czech Republic and has been living in Prague for just about a year.

Enough with the talking, let’s get to the action!

The pair begin with some intimate kissing and make out on the couch before moving to the bathroom where they strip out of the rest of their clothes and step into the shower. Here we get a nice long glimpse of both guys; Petr’s slim muscled body contrasts nicely against Tomas’s massive proportions as they soap each other down. I think you’ll guess who is going to be bottoming once they scrubbing down, because Tomas really pays special attention to Petr’s puckered hole, lathering it up and really making sure that boy is nice and clean for his already rigid and pulsing uncut rod.

A quick rinse and they’re off to the bedroom. Here Tomas eases Petr onto the bed to give his gorgeous dick with it’s beautiful hood of flesh a cock sucking to remember. Tomas goes down on Petr, throwing the boy into an sexually blissful state while demostrating his masterful oral skills.

Not long after all that cock and ball attention Petr decides he needs a taste of Tomas for himself. The huge brute of a man concedes to the request and presents his ample ass to Petr. (I must say I chuckled momentarily because of the obvious difference in their sizes. Tomas has a massive, meaty, and muscular ass that for a moment looks as if it could swallow Petr whole!) However, Petr is a greedy little fucker and really gets into his partners furry little hole, teasing it with his own flickering tongue; and yet its not enough. Tomas soon turns to face the boy allowing Petr to take his perfect dick into his mouth.

Now it’s Petr’s turn for a good, deep, and dangerously hot rimming from Tomas. Petr is pretty much owning up to my standards of bottom behavior in this scene because he is LOVING every second of Tomas’s wet mouth and tongue pummeling his hole. All smiles and backwards thrusts PLUS a rock hard cock all the while? Yeah, this guy needs to get filled up by some cock, and I’m pretty sure Tomas is just the guy to give it to him.

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Soon enough that moment we’ve all been waiting for arrives; Tomas teases Petr’s puckered pink starfish for a mere moment before sliding his heavy duty tool into the boys quivering cock hungry pit of pleasure.

The couple fucks gloriously in the missionary position, fueling each other’s desires with passionate interludes of kissing, injected with great shots of Tomas’s prick slipping in and out of Petr’s bottom showcasing the boys foreskin as he strokes his perma-hard dick with every pump of Tomas’s hips.

Now it’s time for a flip. Petr expertly guides himself, or I should say, guides Tomas into his hot and hungry hole while straddling the ox of a man. He rides as well as lets Tomas thrust deeper into him, groaning in pleasure with every mile of this sexual race to the finish.

Finally Petr slides off his steed and releases a sticky mess allover Tomas’s neatly trimmed beard and face.

However, it’s Tomas’s impressive load of thick cream that steals the show, stubbornly sticking to Petr’s smooth upper lip… (Although in my opinion, I would have preferred to have seen all that spunk fucked back into Petr’s hungry boy hole. But that’s just me…)

Now that was a hot flick.

So that’s about it, “Bohemia Bareback Bedtime Boyfriends Episode 1” is available now for your viewing and masturbatory pleasure on GayHotMovies.com. Don’t miss out on this sexy new series, available here only! Make sure to follow my furry ass on Twitter @Otter_Holt, on Facebook, and now on Tumblr! Alright, I’m off to go fuck my boy toy’s ass raw.

Check ya later cum catchers!

– The Otter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lexi Goes “Down The Shore”.

Monday, August 11th, 2014

I can spend hours discussing gay porn with my dear friend Lexi Lampre‘, so it’s always exciting when she writes a review for us at GayHotMovies.com. This weekend however, we will not be having our usual Sunday appointment at our local, and I am OUTRAGED! How dare Lexi think that she can just pack up and go down to the shore with two other homo’s on board. Have fun at your conference and lounging by the pool with your muscled, bronzed, oiled up, perfectly coiffed eye candy Lexi, I’ll be at my mother’s for a picnic! Send pics of the hunky C’s in their Speedos (it’s the least you can do).

 We all know they’re over (thank god) but the cast of “Jersey Shore” certainly made an impact, and by impact I mean my head making contact with anything blunt available to drown out their vapid world known existence. They’ve been scrutinized and criticized globally, made a mockery of, and despised by anyone who once treasured the shore. I digress, let’s talk about the insanely worked out guidos of the show plagued with rampant narcissism. Oh they were douche bags, but in some weird way A LOT of guys out their wouldn’t have minded getting fucked by those Ed Hardy wearing tools. I cannot say that I for one found any of them attractive. It turned out to be perfect fodder for a gay parody, and since it’s still summer and Lexi is on her way down the shore, I present…

*Too Pauly D’s dismay…

Jersey Score

 

I’m off to Atlantic City next week for a conference, so I decided to do some research on local customs and inhabitants in preparation. The Otter suggested I watch a bit of Jersey Score and I assure you, it was an excellent suggestion.

 

Jersey Score is meant to be a parody of….wait for it…Jersey Shore, the popular reality show which ran on MTV from 2009-2012. Had the real Jersey Shore had this much great sex in it, it would likely have been nominated for an Emmy and would still be on air.

 

The movie starts in The Stimulation’s bedroom. A young man who I was originally going to name Ed Hardy due to the now retro t-shirt he was sporting enters the scene, but alas, almost everyone in this movie is a slave to retro Ed Hardy fashion. We’ll just call him spiky hair.

 

Spiky hair is apparently interested in a room The Stimulation has advertised for rent. Spiky hair is asked if he’s prepared to leave a pretty big deposit. Now, of course, The Stimulation makes it clear, “no I’m not gay, but I’m not stupid either…a hot piece of ass is a hot piece of ass.”

*Suuuuuuuure…..

Discussion ensues on how these fabulous bodies are made, a bit of protein and proper form when doing squats. The Stimulation observes spiky hair’s squat technique, which is wide and low. The Stimulation is not just admiring spiky hair’s form, but his ass as well.

 

I cannot emphasize enough the advantages to gay porn…two cocks…one frame.

 

It turns out that deposit involves getting on your knees and sucking a big delicious uncut cock. But again The Stimulation assures our spiky haired friend that it’s cool, he’s not gay…just missing his girlfriend.

*Incase you wanted to know, Spiky Hair is Andrew Blue. He bulked up a bit for this role!

While our spiky haired friend is deep throating and gagging on The Stimulation’s cock, The Stimulation is staying in character by constantly flexing those big guns. This impresses me only because spiky hair is giving an amazing performance sucking that beautiful cock. He clearly wants the room.

 QUICK BREAK!

*Let’s talk about something I discovered while screening this film to find images for Lexi’s post.

*What does this mean?!?!?!?

*I mean, he is kind of hot…

*Turns out my hunch was right, our “Stimulation” played by Dean Coxx, is a Philly boy.

Good casting Jetset, got someone who knows the shore, you did good.

*Which left me a little confused. Dean is uncut (love that!) we’ll get to it later…

Soon The Stimulation is on his back on the ottoman, legs in the air spread wide while spiky hair tentatively starts eating him out. Although he’s not tentative for very long.

 Ladies I cannot begin to stress the importance of yoga and flexibility. If you want your man to do this for you, and you do, you’re going to need to have those legs in the air and spread wide for him for the duration.

 

Note to self: Get the ottoman out of the garage and back in the living room ASAP.

*There was a dog ottoman in Disney’s “Beauty & The Beast“.

 

Apparently this deposit thing works both ways because soon the Stimulation is living up to his name sucking on spiky hair’s huge cut dick. I think The Stimulation sums it up well when he says, “that’s a nice fucking dick.”

 

Spiky hair is also getting a lesson on the proper way to go about eating someone out with enthusiasm. This is the part in the movie where you will come just watching as the director has discovered some new movie magic that makes the viewer feel the action…every delicious lick.

 

By this point spiky hair wants it so damn bad, as do I. I suddenly find myself watching this scene in the downward dog position. While The Stimulation is taking it easy on spiky hair’s ass while fucking him, I find his consistency in rhythm to be quite impressive.

 

Soon spiky hair is on his back, legs in the air and The Stimulation is demonstrating his impressive squat technique. For the men who are reading this here is a public service announcement. Start doing at least 100 squats a day. Your partner will thank you for it.

 

Now apparently The Stimulation’s girlfriend has been away for a quite while because he shoots a rather impressive load that covers Spiky Hair from pubes to pecs.

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*Now we cum back to Dean Coxx’s uncut man meat.

You see, I was just a little confused when I saw that Liberty Bell tattoo, most american men are cut (which is a damn shame, because I fuckin love foreskin!) So why would you have this icon tattooed on your arm?

This might be the answer…

Philadelphia has a very high concentration of old school Roman Catholic Italian families…

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*Perhaps I have solved the mystery, then again I could be TOTALLY wrong!!!!

 

On to Scene II which we’ll call GTL – (Jersey lingo for the three priorities in life…Gym, Tanning and Laundry)

 

Now’s here’s where we run into the everyday problems of a bunch of men living together. One bathroom and roommates who spend way too much time doing their hair.

 

Somehow this is solved by a bit of wrestling that quickly turns into a cock sucking threesome. Why, because sometimes two dicks are better than one…okay, all the time…two dicks are always better than one.

*Like Double Dick Dude?

Our Midwestern looking friend, we’ll call him Missouri (Trent Diesel?) does such a great job on his knees that in no time this little sucking scene turns into a more traditional sucking and fucking threesome that we all know and love.

 

 

*Trent Deisel

Our genius cameraman delights with a wonderful floor level artistic shot of three sets of balls swaying in perfect harmony.

Missouri is clearly inspired by the balls deep pounding his ass is getting, because he is sucking the living shit out of the really big cock guy. I normally try to leave the adverb “really” out of my writing, but I need to differentiate somehow between him and the guy who’s fucking Missouri as he has a big cock too. However, this other guy’s cock is impossibly large, and there is no way anyone could get that entire thing in their mouth although Missouri is doing is best. One has to wonder if his mind is not wandering to what it’s going to feel like when his two friends switch positions.

*Those balls belong to “Mr. Really Big Cock” Josh Logan

 

Yeah, my sentiments exactly Mr. Really Big Cock…I can’t wait anymore for you to fuck that ass either.

While our first fucker watches, Mr. Really Big Cock proves that size does in fact matter. Missouri cannot help but beg for more. Sadly Mr. Really Big Cock gives way to the first fucker. One can only assume that Mr. Really Big Cock is just way to fucking big to fuck anyone for too long. I have to say; he is a bit intimidating.

 

*First fucker, Kevin Cavalli

Now I have to criticize a bit here, and it’s a good time because Mr. Really Big Cock is no longer fucking anyone, so it’s a perfect time to reflect. Guys, when you are fucking, take off your sneakers. Naked men in bare feet are so way sexier than naked men in sneakers or reef shoes. Men who are wearing clothing are sexier in bare feet than men in clothing wearing sneakers. Just take off the damn shoes when you’re in the house.

 

Scene Three….The Bar. (Our roommates are all now hanging at the bar drinking colorful drinks and doing shots.)

 

As with any bar at the Jersey shore soon the friends are flexing their biceps and pecs and showing off their abs. A mysterious and very hot stranger watches from the wings clearly intrigued and impressed with this display of manliness.

 

A fight ensues over which roommate the intrigued stranger was checking out? Mr. Really Big Dick punches his Guido friend (the hot stranger’s term for him, not mine). It turns out the intrigued stranger is down from Princeton. He offers to buy a drink for our punched out Guido, but Guido has other ideas…. ideas such as Princeton sucking his dick in the middle of the bar. Oh, come on, admit it. We’ve all wanted to do that. No? Maybe just me then.

 

*Mysterious stranger, Hayden Stevens

*Jarred King & Hayden Stevens

 

I’m guessing by how beautifully sculpted Princeton’s body is, he was on the tennis team rather than the golf team. Now, for some reason these two are not attracting any attention from the others despite the fact that Guido is on the stage getting his amazingly long cut dick expertly sucked off by Princeton.

 

*Guido would be Jarred King

Soon it’s Princeton’s turn, “Yeah, suck that dick Jersey boy. Suck that dick like you’re sucking down one of those drinks. That’s a real cocktail huh.”

One could spend weeks tracing Princeton’s veins in his huge cock with one’s tongue. This boy does not lack in girth or length. It is not at all in proportion to his lithe taught body. He is the poster child for “big man on campus.” Please tell me Guido is a bottom. Please tell me someone brought lube with them.

 

Wait For It…

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Life is not fair; Princeton is a bottom, but perhaps it’s nature way of saving assholes everywhere from abuse. The good news is; Princeton likes to top from the bottom. He’s got a bit of nasty dominance in him that I so love. One can delight in watching Princeton lower himself onto Guido’s fabulously long cock inch by delicious inch.

 

At this point, it’s really hard to tell who is fucking whom? The band stage turns out to be a perfect setting for them as the sound of flesh and balls slapping flesh is music to the ears. Yeah, Princeton may be the one stuffed with cock but he’s a top if I ever saw one.

 

Scene Four – You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.

 

The Stimulation is wheeling and dealing now with the bartender who wants to close up, with the idea of a little after hours Stimulation. Like a proper gentleman, he starts slow…making out and showing off his biceps and abs. Fuck, forget romance, let’s get those jeans off! You have a perfectly good bar and bar stools waiting to be the perfect dirty sex props.

 

 

*Bartender, Derrick Vinyard.

Our bartender wisely leaves his jeans on when he gets on his knees to suck some Stimulation. He’s clearly done this before and knows how sticky that floor can get. The Stimulation, on the other hand, when it’s his turn is pantsless and one wonders if his knees will stick to the floor. But alas, our boy is not all brawn and no brains…he’s in full squat position while he sucks on the bartender’s huge beautiful cut cock. He tries his best, but there is no way a mere human can get that whole thing in his mouth.

 

After much sucking, he decides to bend the bartender over the bar and give him the ass eating of a lifetime before he actually fucks him.

 

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Public service announcement: If you’re going to try the kneeling on stools bent over the bar getting fucked position, be sure to note if they are swivel stools or stationary before some lucky guys starts eating you out. I believe it’s an OSHA rule.

*Now Back to your regularly scheduled smut.

Stimulation warns, “Hold on to the bar for dear life, because you’re going to get hammered.” Yes, please, enough of this gentle lovemaking. Fuck like you mean it. A little ass slap never hurt either…or…well, you know what I mean. The Stimulation does as promised and gives that bartender’s ass a good reaming. It makes me wish I had a prostate.

*FUCK HIM HARD DEAN!!!! 

I’m not sure at this point if the bartender is in ecstasy or pain…and for me those two are one in the same. A boy after my own heart, he begs for The Stimulation to go deeper. You know you’re doing a good job when your fuckee says I can’t take it anymore, come all over my body.

 

I think I am now adequately prepared and looking forward to my trip to Atlantic City. I think I still have that Ed Hardy scarf buried in a drawer somewhere. If nothing else, it will make for some good bondage material. Now I’m off to do some yoga and get in a few squats to make sure I’m fully prepared for what’s in store.

Let’s give our guest a round of applause for yet another great guest review. It’s still summer, and there is plenty of time to get yourself “down the shore” and if you’re planning on doing so, check out “Jersey Score” right here on GayHotMovies.com! Again, thank you Lexi Lampre, you can read more of her erotica on LexiLampre.com and by following her on Twitter at @LexiLampre. For more great posts, pictures, and smut follow me  on Twitter @Otter_Holt and on Facebook.

-The Otter

 

Movie To Watch – Sentenced Episode 2 – Undressed & Undercover

Friday, January 17th, 2014

Sexy pup Mike DeMarko is ready for round two in the second installment of SENTENCED: Undressed & Undercover, directed by Chi Chi LaRue and available exclusively on GayHotMovies.com. Mike is alone again, still recovering from the ass stretching he endured from Alessandro Del Toro in episode one. He is discovered by undercover cop Trenton Ducati and taken into his jeep for some quick over-the-jeans grope and squeeze action before Trenton pulls out Mike’s big, fuzzy cock. Trenton decides to skip questioning and spits on Mike’s stiff wood, swallowing it with that hungry mouth. Soon the clothes are off and Mike is slurping on Trenton’s hard meat. After Trenton’s piece is sufficiently wet, Mike rides Trenton’s big dick until he can no longer stand it and cums all over his fuzzy belly. Trenton then unleashes a warm load onto the pup’s face, just before hauling him off to jail – WOOF! Apparently, the interrogation was a success!

 

 

 

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