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That Beard, Those Eyes, That… Otter Can’t Get Enough Of Dean Brody

As I was making my rounds on the internet a few months ago (I don’t even want to know what the NSA must think of my browser history!) I came across an image of a bearded man who bore a striking resemblance to acquaintance of mine. Could it be? Could I be looking at a picture of  a guy I had the BIGGEST crush on when I lived in San Francisco??? What??? No. No, it couldn’t possibly, could it? After some stalking I matched up the tattoos and, to both my delight and disappointment (I never got a chance in bed with him [insert sad face] nor did I know that he was UNCUT! a mouthwatering surprise), it was my old buddy from the bay Dean Brody.

 

*This is the image I stumbled upon that fateful day… Dear lord… WOOF!

Now what else can I tell you about Dean Brody, well, I can assure you that he is a real sweetheart; he’s the kind of guy who’s hotness exudes from within, amplifying his already smoldering good looks. This jovial fellow with the luscious beard is a goofball, friendly, outgoing, hospitable, hilarious, and adventurous. When I did have a chance to hang out with Dean a few times I found him to be an honestly good person (which of course made me crush on him even more, you know it’s way easier to get over a crush if the dude is a total douche bag, but if he’s genuine like Dean… grab your tissues girl, you’ll be crying into your pillow every night). I swear every time that man walked into the store I worked at I got an instant hard on (probably exposing my not too well hidden desires because I used to wear SKIN tight jeans) damnit, I’m getting a boner now.

So what did this Otter do with this information? Found out what studio/studios Dean was working for! Factory Video and Club Inferno (both available on GayHotMovies.com) turned out to be the answer. I reached out (a bit trepidaciously I might add) to Dean via social media. I wasn’t sure if he still remembered me, but he did and agreed to answer some of my questions… Except for the one I was dying to ask… Why didn’t you ever take advantage of me???? Ok, ok, enough of my craziness, let’s get on with my interview with the handsome, hung, and humble Dean Brody who stars in “Bareback Leather Fuckers.

NAME: Dean Brody

YOUR AGE: 33

YOUR HEIGHT: 5′ 9″

YOUR PENIS SIZE: 9″ uc

TOP, BOTTOM OR VERS: vers

YOUR D.O.B: 4-11-81

SWEET OR SAVORY: savory

YOUR ASTRO SIGN: aires

I am going to interrupt again after seeing those stats. Have I mentioned that Dean also bears a striking resemblance to my all time favorite star? No? I would not bestow this honor on anyone, because he is so iconic and will never be replaced: however, Dean does have a similar look and stats as the godlike Al Parker. I know, I’ve said it, blasphemy. It did get me to thinking though… Hey Dean, you’re from the New England area, so was Al Parker… I wonder if you might be related in some way? The fantastic nine inches and wickedly playful expressions could be genetic? Let’s examine my hypothesis.

What do you think?

*Ok, on with the show!

The Otter:  What was your adolescent experience like?

Dean Brody: I was (am) the biggest prankster.  this would get me into a lot of trouble.  other than that it was quite “normal”.

The Otter: Do you have any irrational fears? (Zippers while going commando, rabbits, touching any surface while on public transportation, pomegranate stains…)

Dean Brody: I cannot walk through a revolving door, I’m afraid ill get trapped. There’s always a side door thankfully.

The Otter: How often do you shower, what soap do you use?

Dean Brody: Once a day.  Dr Bronners peppermint bar soap.

*Interesting, I have some peppermint soap from the farm… It’s very refreshing and makes your balls and taint tingle:)

The Otter: Are you a lefty or a righty when you masturbate?

Dean Brody: Righty or both:)

Hot.

The Otter: How do you prefer your men, clean shaven or scruffy? (Face; Body; Balls)

Dean Brody: No preference, hot is hot.

The Otter: Do you consider yourself a good kisser?

Dean Brody: yes!

*Kissing, the best way to shut an Otter up.

The Otter: Do you prefer spit or lube when masturbating or having sex?

Dean Brody: Spit duh.

*Fuck Yeah!

The Otter: What were you doing on the 29th of April, 2011?

Dean Brody: Bartending probably;)

*It was the royal wedding. I got up at 3:00 am to watch that! Well, just to see the dress.

The Otter: Favorite part of a man’s body? GO!

Dean Brody: Eyes.

The Otter: When did you become interested in working in the industry? How did you get started in the adult industry?

Dean Brody: Friends referred me, wasnt something i was really thinking about beforehand, so why not try it.

The Otter: How do you think people see you? Describe yourself, and how you present yourself to the world.

Dean Brody: I just exist to be happy. I think people don’t see me as very serious-there’s always a joke somewhere but I keep it balance. I was raised right though, I have respect.

Examples:

*Sorry Dean I stole those off social media:)

The Otter: Are you crushing on anyone currently?

Dean Brody: Perpetually.

IT’S ME! 

The Otter: Do you have any hobbies? (Paranormal investigation, paint by numbers, collecting fool’s gold, knitting, turning the lights on and off in rapid succession exactly 36 times, times three, room by room… )

Dean Brody: I love tinkering around in my backyard with projects, love my plants and my 1967 volvo 122S-shes work (meaning I have to work to pay someone else to fix her haha). 

*That is a sweet ride…

The Otter: Summer is upon us. You will… A) Spend your days down by the river, soaking up the sun and skinny dipping with your buddies. B) Lounge on some white sand beach somewhere that I know I can’t afford to visit. C) Sit out on the porch rocking away cause it’s too darn hot to do anything… grab your church fan gurl. D) None of the above, I will stay indoors with the unhealthy air conditioning as my only true friend.

Dean Brody: B) Lounge on some white sand beach somewhere that I know I can’t afford to visit. (Chances are i cant afford it either but it wont stop me.)

*You go do that, I’m a gonna go play on ma rope swing.

The Otter: What is your favorite Disney movie and which princess do you most relate to?

Dean Brody: Little Mermaid was my favorite movie but i loved Belle (Beauty and the Beast).

GOOD CHOICE!

*I’m totally a Belle too!

The Otter: Who was the first guy you were sexually attracted to? Did you do anything about it? Did you hook up with him?

Dean Brody: Joey Mcintyre (spelling? from the New Kids On The Block)  I used to hook up with him all the time- in my dreams!  haha

The Otter: Favorite character (book, film, theater)?

Dean Brody: Tyler Durden “Fight Club”.

The Otter: What was your first job?

Dean Brody: Paper boy.

The Otter: Which Golden Girl do you most relate to?

Dean Brody: Sophia- shes quick-witted.

The Otter: How often would you say you’ve eaten or tasted your own cum?

Dean Brody: A few times, i prefer trying someone elses.

*I’m also wondering if you can perform autofellatio? 

The Otter: Describe the ideal man, what would the man representing your sexual ideal look and be like? (go ahead and get descriptive!)

Dean Brody: My taste is all over the map. People who exume sexiness and personality lasts longer than a pretty face. Both are a nice start though.

WHY THAT’S ME!

Let me just freshen up a bit.

The Otter: Have I ever told you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke?

Dean Brody: Yeah but Did.you hear the beet ? (wah wah)

You funny mister Brody.

The Otter: What is your favorite area of your body to work out on at the gym?

Dean Brody: Ugh i hate it all, but i do it. If i have to pick one its my butt.

 

The Otter: Do you want to know what’s going through my mind right now?

Dean Brody: Why I took so fuckin long to get this interview done, haha. So sorry!!! xo

The Otter: Is there a favorite recipe you would like to share? Something you’ve made your specialty?

Dean Brody: Peanut butter buckeye balls.

The Otter: Have you ever used a rotary phone?

Dean Brody: We had one growing up that was missing the metal piece that makes your finger stop on the right number.  It was such a pain in the ass to dial anyone quickly!

The Otter: You’ve been invited to a garden party, what do you bring as a hostess/host gift? (You better take a hostess/host gift, it’s just polite manners!) What would you wear?

Dean Brody: A bottle of  crisp sparkling wine.  If i knew them well i would wear my usual go-to jeans and tshirt (boring) otherwie I’d have a little fun and dress up a bit.  Something cute with a hat.

“I think today is a “say something” hat day.”

The Otter: Would you like to be bound, shaved and fucked by a group of horny swimmers in a shower room?

Dean Brody: Everything except the shaved part.

The Otter: Would you like for me to have my clothes off, or do you want to tear them off of me?

Dean Brody: I will tear that shit off of you, thank you!

No Dean, thank YOU!

The Otter: Do you prefer men cut or uncut?

Dean Brody: No preference-as long as it works;)

And there you have it, an interview with hot new star Dean Brody. Make sure to follow him right here on GayHotMovies.com and on Twitter at @DeanBrodyXXX and remember to follow me on Twitter at @Otter_Holt  for more great interviews, movie reviews, dirty pictures, and the latest porn from GayHotMovies.com.

Thank you so much Dean, you’re a sport! XOXO

-The Otter

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