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Twinky Gets a Rub-Down that He’ll Never Forget!

May 13th, 2015 - By simba
Posted Under: Movie Reviews

The worlds of magic, comedy, and sex intertwine in the Austin-directed parody, I Dream of Twinky. Led by a charming performance from Chase Young in the title role, this Manville Entertainment production tells the story of an attractive man named Rod (played by Trevor Knight) who is taken on an interesting adventure after coming into contact with a mysterious ancient lamp. When he takes it home and cleans it, Twinky, an adorable genie that has been trapped inside of it for centuries, is summoned. To gain freedom, and mortality, he must grant three sexual desires from the man who “rubs him right” which makes Rod his master. He must also receive a kiss of a “mortal’s true love” if he wishes to become human. As soon as Twinky comes into Rod’s life, the duo find themselves on quite the journey as Rod’s newfound power brings fantasies and wishes to life—even some that he didn’t know he had.

Inspired by the iconic sitcom, I Dream of Jeannie, this movie is a solid choice for those who like their porn with a sense of lighthearted humor. Twinky stays true to many elements from its predecessor, including quick one-liners accentuated by a cheesy laugh track, the unlikely love story that you can’t help but root for, and a delightful chemistry between the movie’s main characters that drives every single scene. However, Twinky strays from the original with the moments of hardcore pounding that add the perfect pinch of spice to a feature that is pleasantly sweet.

When Twinky appears from the lamp in scene one, Rod is in disbelief that he has become the master of a genie. This quickly changes once two Mormons (Blake Dawson, Alex Cross) show up at the front door, looking to spread the Good News. Annoyed by their presence, Rod challenges Twinky to prove he possesses magical powers by deciding his first wish will be to experience the Mormons’ secret fantasies. Twinky does as he’s told and from there, the young religious men get hot and bothered and reveal their true desires—which is each other. Along with its living room dick-down, the first scene does well with introducing us to the personalities of the characters as well as set the tone for the mix of comedy and erotica that occur throughout all four scenes.

The development of the characters’ individual stories continues in scene two, as Rod finds himself fantasizing about fucking Twinky and checks him out a couple of times. Twinky shares these same lustful daydreams when we cut back to his private time in the lamp, as viewers are let in on the growing sexual tension between these two.

Later, Rod goes to the garage where he is expecting a visit from a plumber to fix his washing machine. When his best friend, Harry (Doug Jeffries), comes to pick Rod for their basketball game, Harry discovers Twinky. Harry makes fun of Twinky’s “costume” and is freaked out by Twinky referring to Rod as his master. Because Rod is still waiting for the plumber, Harry goes on to the game without him, disturbed by Rod and Twinky’s interactions. Soon after he leaves, the plumber, Bud (Brody Wilde), and his assistant, Randy (Tristan Mathews), arrive. Once Rod and Twinky let them get to work, “straight boy” Bud expresses discomfort with the gay customers that they have been servicing. “I think you protest too much,” says Randy, hinting that Bud may have a secret of his own. When Rod overhears Bud’s homophobic comments, he is angered and says that he wishes that they would “just fuck already.” Twinky takes this as his next wish and tada! Bud is giving it to his assistant deep and hard on the garage floor. In addition to further adding to the plot of the movie, this scene is notable for Brody’s convincing role as a guy’s guy exploring his sexuality and the oral-heavy pound session between him and Tristan.

After the scenario with Harry and the plumbers, Rod tells Twinky that he needs to be more discrete with his appearance. This goes into a funny montage of Twinky trying on different clothes that is truly a page out of a classic sitcom. After Twinky finds a more contemporary look, he and Rod head to the basketball courts to meet Harry. When Harry comes over to talk, Rod tries to let Harry know who Twinky really is, but Harry doesn’t believe it. He ultimately tells Rod that he supports “whatever kinky shit” that he and Twinky get into and wants to see him happy. Once Harry goes back to the game, Rod reveals to Twinky that he felt a connection to him during their previous night together. Twinky interrupts him by asking if he and Harry have romantic feelings for each other and Rod tells him they are just friends, much to the delight of Twinky.

Rod adds on by saying that he wishes Harry could find a love of his own, particularly by owning up to the crush that he has on Rocky (Justin Dean), a younger guy that he plays basketball with. Twinky takes this as Rod’s final wish, and leads us to a steamy daddy-on-twink fuck between Harry and Rocky. Much like scene two, this scene offers much more insight into who the characters are and what direction they are heading in. Not to mention, Harry and Rocky’s shower ass-nailing is an absolute plus.

In the final scene, Twinky lets Rod know that he must return to the lamp because the spell was not completely broken. Rod is saddened by Twinky’s return because he says that Twinky’s freedom would have been his last wish. While Twinky is flattered by his generosity, the reality is that he has to go back to where he came from. “I don’t want you to go!” Rod dramatically exclaims, before professing his love for Twinky. Filled with joy, Twinky hugs his master before they plant a big wet kiss on each other. At this point, we are transported to the lamp where things are about to get wild.

Inside Twinky’s home, he and Rod indulge in the intimacy that has been building for the entire movie. There is lots of kissing and foreplay as well as the passionate hole pounding that we’ve all been waiting for. In the best sex scene of the movie, the actors deliver great energy and stay in character throughout. In terms of direction, the variety of positions and use of slow motion not only make it interesting to watch, but emphasize the overall mood the director is aiming to evoke, as the main character’s emotions finally explode before our very eyes. The movie ends with Twinky confessing, “Master, I knew it would be you!” as he and Rod caress each other. Initially confused, Twinky explains that the spell is now broken because he has been kissed by the man that truly loves him. Rod replies by telling Twinky to call him by his first name, not Master, as our protagonists live happily ever after. Awww.

To put it simply, I Dream of Twinky is a fluffy departure from heavy hardcore films that in its own way, warms your heart by the time it ends. Director Austin and the cast come together for a film that doesn’t take itself too seriously and adds some color and light to the XXX world. To check it out for yourself, watch it right now!

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 With my mane flowing in the wind…until next time, guys!

– Simba

As we continue to make our way through Masturbation Month, it’s time to take the celebration beyond the inner walls of the bedroom! Whether it’s deep in the lovely green forests, to late night wanderings in train stations, this list brings together some of porn’s most unique solo scenes with a public setting. If you like your self-pleasure with a bit of kink, risk, or just a beautiful backdrop, these 10 offerings are right up your alley.

Kayden GrayThe 9.5 Inches of Kayden Gray

Who better to kick off our list than the super hot and hung Kayden Gray? While taking a smoke break on the roof, the Polish hornball whips out his juicy uncut cock for a quick piss…but after he notices that he’s all alone, he can’t fight the urge to give his blessed meatstick some love. With his cig-smoking and fearless indulgence in a public jerk-off session, Kayden is a total bad ass in this scene and it makes it one to watch. Not to mention, the great shots of his toned abs and throbbing schlong don’t hurt either.

DerekAfter Hours

The whole “feels so good to be bad” theme continues with this selection from Amateur Straight Guys’ After Hours. It’s almost 2 AM and Derek is looking for a place to beat his meat. He shares his fantasies for “ghetto girls” (as Khia’s “My Neck, My Back” plays in the background…LOL) and gets excited when the director reveals that he has some “pussy magazines” for him to use. Soon after this, he finds a place in what looks like someone’s backyard and services himself until he’s covered in cum. This scene makes its way to our list for the night lighting which always gives that freaky feel and of course, all of its effortless amateur straight trade-ness.

Gesus, Tony Roma, and Raw EgyptBarrio Barber Shop

Okay, so I know I’m not the only person who has been surrounded by sexy barbers while getting their hurr did—and these pickings from 2003’S Barrio Barber Shop play out that scenario completely. In the heart of Spanish Harlem, it looks like these horny Latino barbers can’t wait until they get home to get their jollies off and have to handle it right in the shop! I mean, this one pretty much speaks for itself; whether you’ve experienced lust at the barbershop like I have or not, one thing cannot be denied: this scene has the most…interesting…setting on the entire list.

Claudiu Antonelli, Fred Goldsmith, Tony Magera, and Renato Bellagio Diamond’s Beach Party Series

Deviating us a bit from the previous scenes’ more sleazy (and I say that as a compliment) vibes are the hunky men of Diamond Picture’s Beach Party series. While alone with just the company of gorgeous blue waves, sunny skies, and white sands, these ridiculously chiseled studs have a special way of being at one with nature. What stands out about these scenes is the high quality direction, abundance of delightful imagery, and the sense of sensuality that each evoke.

Bill Henson and Brian ThompsonSailor in The Wild

We continue to show love to the lovely outdoors with these showstopping masturbation moments from the 1983 classic, Sailor in The Wild. Popular star Bill Henson stars as an irresistibly sexy park ranger who takes a breather to handle his business. As if that wasn’t enough, Brian Thompson appears shortly after, as a wanderer making his way through the woods. He can’t fight his urges either and rubs one out underneath a waterfall. These scenes are not only wonderfully shot, but also offer men in uniforms, abs of steel, and those signature slow motion cum shots that never steer you wrong.

Tony Kiff Skets Survets 1

I couldn’t possibly make this list without venturing into fetishland, where you’ll find Tony getting busy with himself on some railroad tracks. He remains pretty much clothed the entire time as he sniffs, bites, and worships his sweaty sneakers and socks while jerking off. Not only is the setting enough to grab your attention, the scene also delivers all of the elements that one with a foot fetish would be looking for.

Dominic Pacifico Fun in the Sun

So I don’t know what you do for fun, but apparently, Dominic Pacifico enjoys venturing through the desert completely naked. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining or judging…this scene from Pacifico Entertainment is s-c-o-r-c-h-i-n-g. From the moment it begins, you can feel almost feel the heat radiating from the screen, as Dominic shows off his glistening bod, rock-hard cock, and round, sand-covered ass. There’s just so much eye candy to spoil yourself with in this one. But more importantly, entertaining desert scenes aren’t exactly something you come across every day.

Big Mack Real Black Men Busta Nut 1

To close things off on an unforgettable note, we turn to this scene from Real Black Men Busta Nut 1. When the mood calls, you have no choice but to answer—just ask Big Mack. And location is of no concern to this kinky dude. From subway stations to dark streets, Big Mack proves that he has some of the biggest balls on the list (no pun intended). Public masturbation is all about giving zero fucks and breaking the rules; and Big Mack is giving us exactly what we want with his bold move to please himself in very, very, very public places. As an added bonus, the scene’s amateur-style production makes the viewer feel as if they are sneaking around right along with Big Mack and makes it even more of a standout.

And there you have it, folks! A special dedication to those those aren’t afraid to rock out with their cocks out at any time or place. To see what else we’re doing to commemorate Masturbation Month, be sure to follow us on Twitter for the latest updates!

Have fun, boys!


Getting Greasy with Auto Erotic Part 2

May 11th, 2015 - By hairyburgher
Posted Under: Movie Reviews

Camaro, Chevelle, Camino, Daytona, Trans Am, Mustang, Charger, GTO! Crank up the air, because it’s about to get hot in here. Auto Erotic Part 2, directed by Steve Cruz, is about to put you into overdrive. It’s turbocharged and packed balls-deep with horse “hung” power. You’ll think you’re watching “The Fast and the Analingus,” but Vin Diesel has nothing on these guys. They could take him apart and put him back together again. These four scenes will have you all revved up to fuck your mechanic. You’ll be burnin’ rubber, for a muscle bound lover.

The film opens to show your typical garage. This is until the camera cuts to the studly FX Rios and the sultry Mike De Marko. The two passionately kiss as their hands meander along the crevices of each other’s bodies. Both are sporting beards and FX is wearing coveralls. Mike is soon stripped of his shirt to reveal a beautifully hairy chest. Soon they are pulling one another’s perky pricks. Mike pops a squat to moisten FX’s uncut and bossy beast. FX thrusts his swollen meat into Mike’s face as tears form in the corner of Mike’s lusty eyes. FX then returns the favor and eagerly works on Mike’s girthy dick. FX  feasts on Mike’s asshole before bending him over a rust red vintage Mustang and roughing him up. Mike looks back as FX pounds his ass until the two switch positions and Mike then takes it with his legs up. Mike rubs one out while he is being plowed on his back. FX fully takes in and utilizes the sight that is Mike’s cum fountain. He then pulls out and blasts a load onto the beard of his bottom. Mike flinches a bit as jizz ropes fall to his face. The two share a delightfully cummy kiss.

Secondly, we have Boomer Banks and Sean Zevran. Sean has some nice tits. The man has a perfectly proportionate and furry body. His huge cock doesn’t hurt either; or does it? Stay tuned. Boomer’s dick surely hurts, but in likely the best of ways. The scene starts as the two make out. Boomer takes no time to deep throat Sean’s sizable schlong. Shortly after, Boomer is soon fucking Sean’s face, or trying to; Banks’ penis is massive. God was on his or her or its game when he conjured this thing up. It’s uncut, fat, meaty, and takes no prisoners. Boomer bends over the car door when Sean tongues his exit. Boomer backs it up like a hungry bottom that is long over do for a deep dicking. He gazes into the car mirror with a look of intense desire. Sean then eases into Boomer’s bum. I have seen a lot of Boomer’s work and I can’t even recall when I have seen him bottom, so this is kind of a treat. Haha.  He moans and gasps as he mutters, “Fuuuck meee.” It’s hot. Turns out, Sean’s dick does hurt. The two flip out of the blue and now Boomer gets his payback. They are atop the back seat in a newer Mustang convertible. Boomer plows Sean for a bit until they decide that it is time to nut. Banks works his cock until he blows on Sean’s face. His semen covered foreskin rolls over his cock and glistens with pride. Sean closes his eyes as he sprays his fuzzy abs with his own juice.

Next up, Mike De Marko returns to take it hard from Jaxton Wheeler. Jaxton is somewhat of a godlike mythical creature. His body mass will take your breath away. He has gorgeous curly hair and a beard that is so dark that it looks fake. Jaxton oozes man that you’d surely lap up if given the chance. Mike is given the chance and he must be thirsty. After kissing a bit, Mike slobs on Jaxton’s knob in a way that makes you think this may end way too early. Jaxton tells Mike, “Breath through your nose with that dick in your mouth.” You gotta love a bossy daddy. Mike takes a seat to allow Jaxton to also taste some cock. Jaxton’s ass bounces as he bobs on Mike’s hot rod. Mike is then bent over while a sweaty Jaxton starts working his hole. He drills him deep and then flips him over to let Mike enjoy the view. Mike has the pleasure of jerking off while the Adonis gets his jollies. Jaxton soon takes his dick out to shoots his semen onto Mike’s spent cock. The two share a smooch.

Nick Capra and David Benjamin are next on the job. They kiss in a slightly savage fashion that is pretty fucking exciting. Nick is being all dom and demands that David lick his pits. Nick spits in David’s mouth a few times. This is about to be some rough sex. Nick slaps David with his dick, and David states, “Give me that fucking cock!” He then makes a pretty great attempt to consume Nick’s meat. Dayumn. The scene gets increasingly verbal. It’s great. Nick says, “I wanna taste your insides” and then rims, fingers, and teases David’s horny hole. These two are having a blast. Next thing you know this power bottom is on his back making demands. This boy can’t get enough dick. David welcomes more spit as he states, “Fuck that ass!” Soon after, David sits on Nick’s dick and rides it long and hard. David plays with himself until he cums onto Nick’s muscled chest. It takes nearly no time for Nick to follow suit. David hops off of Nick just in time to catch that nut.

Auto Erotic Part 2 is plotless fuckfest with top notch performers and a dash of automobiles. You don’t need to be a car enthusiast to watch a brooding babe get his ass totaled near a vehicle. It would also be a terrible lie to try and pass that off for your reason to watch it. Haha. There are no pony cars, hoopties, or clunkers here. These stallions are all high performance. Well oiled, that’s what they are… Come on and ride in my muscle car. Vroom Vroom. Take Auto Erotic Part 2 for a test Drive! Now including three bonus scenes featured on the DVD! Now go on and get hard at!

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Updates For The Week Of May 3rd – May 9th

May 7th, 2015 - By ottergayhotmovies
Posted Under: Star Updates

As we do very Thursday, we’re here to tell you all about our exciting new biographies highlighting your favorite stars. Once again our guys have turned out another hot group of studs to get your loins twitchin’, your mouth waterin’, and of course get you rock fucking hard. From top to bottom (or vers if you’re inclined) the guys on this week’s list can certainly turn heads, turn you on, and turn up the HEAT. Someone hand me my church fan and an tall frosty glass of sweet tea because I am going to need to cool down. In alphabetical order, as always, here are this weeks updated star biographies.

Andrew Stark

I’d be stark raving mad if I didn’t think Andrew was one fine specimen of 100% prime man meat. Handsome, hung, and always horny what’s not to love?

View Andrew Stark’s biography.

Aymeric DeVille

The only thing Cruel-ella about this tatted, thick-dicked beast is that he’s stolen this otter’s heart, or is that just lust? Either way, gimme more!

View Aymeric DeVille’s biography.

Edji Da Silva

Just one look into those gorgeous eyes will have anyone swooning, not to mention that perfect body, sly smile, and utterly perfect beard. WOOF!

View Edji Da Silva’s biography.

JP DuBois

There’s a scarlet fever epidemic spreading in men’s pants worldwide. The only cure is an orgasm or more induced by sexy red head JP.

View JP DuBois’s biography.

Lucio Saints

Who is the patron saint of massive uncut cock? I have no idea, but Lucio has been blessed, and blesses us with a gift that would draw me to my knees in devotion.

View Lucio Saints biography.

Ricky Decker

 Seriously, Ricky Decker’s hotness level might just be contributing to global warming.

View Ricky Decker’s biography.

Theo Ford

With eyes the color of exotic island waters, luscious lips, a tight toned bod, and that long, hard, uncut rod of glory, Theo Ford certainly is a dream “cum” to life.

View Theo Ford’s biography.

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