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Let’s Get Off On Whatever Turns Ya On

Friday, July 17th, 2015

What turns you on? That’s the premise of Bijou classic Whatever Turns Ya On starring Jim Cassidy as an open-minded escort. This clever plot-driven film tells the story of Jim and his clientele’s tastes. From wild to mild, Jim is the go to guy when it comes to getting your fetish on, no matter what it may be. The four scene film isn’t all that cohesive, but viewers will get the idea once the interaction between Jim and Laurent makes its way to the stage. As it turns out, the film is a collection of scenes Jim has put together. A “long time coming,” the films represent the fetishes Jim has indulged for his clients. From weird to raunchy, Whatever Turns Ya On runs the gamut. There’s leather, urine, flogging, humiliation, boot licking, extreme penetration-the list goes on and on…

The question for this fine looking sex worker is, what turns him on? Scene four is by far the best scene of the film and the only one with continuous audio (believe me, they get pretty vocal). Jim turns out to have another job as a pool guy. It’s a sunny California Friday when we meet Jim and his new co-worker by the pool. I seriously wish I could tell you who the other un-credited model (now I can’t be certain, but he could very well be Dakota judging from his necklace) is because he is a fine example of grade A beefcake. Oh, and did I mention his perfect tan line? Just let that sink in.

Jim and Blondie (so we’ll call our un-credited hunk “Blondie”) take a quick smoke break while the pool settles before vacuuming and discuss their weekend plans. It just so happens that Blondie’s girl Alice is going to be out of town. How convenient. Of course we know that Jim is going to accept Blondie’s invitation to come over for some cold ones later. Who wouldn’t? I know exactly what gorgeous, chiseled, mind-blowingly handsome men want when they invite you over for a beer on a Friday night and it sure as hell ain’t some friendly bro time.

Fantasy suddenly becomes reality as Blondie wastes no time getting Jim out of his knickers. Christ, the guy didn’t even get a sip of his beer before that golden haired Adonis started his advances. In moments, the pair have stripped down and are off to the bedroom. I would like to take a moment to appreciate this room. I love that color they chose for the bedding, and that lamp! This is classy room if I do say so myself.

Moving on; Jim and Blondie obviously had some pent-up sexual aggression to get out of their systems. It’s beautiful to watch these two in action. All that skin, and muscle, and dick is driving me crazy at this point. I was totally expecting a sexy bareback fuck to go down in this scene, but instead we get a sexy bareback flip fuck! Yes sir, Jim and Blondie can’t get enough. Doesn’t everyone love dudes who can both give and take?

To tie up the scene in a pretty white ribbon, you’ll be quite impressed with the ribbons of cum erupting from Jim Cassidy as he rides Blondie’s dick reverse cowboy. The only thing missing in this glorious segment is Blondie’s mess of man milk; I think he spilled that deep inside his work buddy’s hole.

If you are looking for some classic visual candy, Whatever Turns Ya On is it. Just look at the interaction between these two he-men as they worship each other’s bodies and dicks. I know I really enjoyed this flick, even the weird-ass butterfly and net fetish. Don’t ask, just watch on

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-The Otter

The Erotic, Crazy, Freakshow Adventures Of Hercules In A Nut Shell

Thursday, July 2nd, 2015

Shit is about to get weird. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules is a film you are not going to find very easily anywhere but Believe me, I checked. It’s not even available at Bijou, its own provider! So let me tell you I was just about as excited to find out about this film as I was discovering my first gay porn magazine many moons ago. Why, you may ask? Because it’s a classic, and it’s fucking weird; don’t let this soft-core box cover fool you.

Just look at these opening credits. Seriously, it’s like Clash of the Titans and Jason and the Argonauts. I’m surprised there wasn’t any wacky claymation minotaurs or anything. Once the credits are over, the audience is transported to a rocky beach where the story begins. I think the narrator didn’t get the narration part in The Ten Commandments starring Charlton Heston. That man was hot-no wonder Anne Baxter was always moaning “Moses, Moses, Moses.” Jeez Louise! And moving on…

So we’ve got Hercules, the ocean, and animal hide loin cloths. Cut to a palace. Here we meet a super creepy old dude with a bucket of KFC who is actually King Casmer and he’s got some damn cute boys at his fingertips. Check out the one with the fan. Although it’s just beginning, I ask myself “When was this made?” It looks like a Rodgers and Hammerstein Cinderella made for TV in the sixties. The colors are wonderful!

Nothin’ like a bucket-a-chicken and some head from one of your slaves, eh? I’m getting kind of hungry. Spoiler alert, there is a lot of “soft serve” in this flick. The king doesn’t really get hard, but still cums buckets in the boy’s mouth who then spits it into a chalice. This blowjob really did amp up the perversion rating of The Erotic Adventures of Hercules.

As the narrator continues, King Casmer is going to send a young prince to tempt his arch rival Hercules and destroy him. We meet the prince as he and the king drink some wine. He’s kind of cute-blonde hair, mustache, blue eyes. He kind of looks like Luke Harding aka Aden Stone? Of course he’ll be handsomely compensated for his troubles with jewels and treasure to destroy Herc.

Luke’s better looking.

What a lovely soundtrack. I really want to know what beach was this filmed on. Sure Prince, just wash up nekked on the rocky shore, Hercules will rescue you. Ah, what a sweet, smooth, nubile youth. Oh so succulent; just smack him in the face to wake him up. Stop using your hand and use your dick Herc! Oh, thanks for saving me! Back in Hercules’ lair, Prince sets to work “I mean I just regained consciousness, but let me caress your muscular body and suck yo dick!” There is a lot of static in the soundtrack at this point, but it is so worth listening to. Who got paid to dub this freakshow? Hercules kind of has this whole fifties bodybuilder look going on, like he should be in Physique Pictoral, and this pleases me.

To mention the soundtrack once again, this is the kind of music you frolic to and the voice over dubbing is so sensationally bad. In this scene I’ll admit it’s not really the best blowjob I’ve ever seen. Hercules does cum in the prince’s mouth, but what is with all this soft serve so far? Doesn’t anyone get a raging hard-on in this movie? And now they cuddle. I’d also like to point out that the prince has real fancy belt on. Moments later the pair are grinding. It’s kind of weird and I feel like I’m intruding. Here’s the DL: Herc’s trying to get hard again, Prince whimpers. Is he in him? Nope, just grinding. Finally we have some fucking! The prince is a total bottom bitch and Herc fucks his hole raw, pulls out and shoots another copious load. He even got jizz on the deer skin rug. Who’s going to clean that up? A+ for stamina Hercules!

I forgot what the prince was sent to do when this happens. They are NOT going to get it on for a third time! Wait! The thirst is real for this prince as he starts sucking on Hercules rod again. Needless to say the audience is treated to another dispassionate blow, another creamy load down the prince’s throat. That’s a lot of cum and the sheer amount Hercules has produced in such a short period of time is pretty hot actually.

Hercules must be so tired. The prince really “took it out of him” and it’s off to dreamland. Next thing ya know he’s bound in chains and shackles. Did the prince slip him a Mickey? King Creeper is back and gloating over his prize. He whips and flogs Herc while the prince and one of the kings boys start to get it on while he watches. I’m sensing the prince probably has a thing for Herc or vise versa, but I could be wrong.

This cocksucker with the dark hair and ‘stache is pretty sexy. Check out those chops!

There is too much soft serve in this film.

As we continue our adventure, viewers will be treated to some passionate osculation followed by more sucking at the feet of the king whilst Herc looks on. These guys love grinding and the old dude is contentedly jerking off to this. He’s truly got a greedy gullet, that prince. He really gets to it on the slave boy, who is cute, but I thought he’d have a bigger cock. It also looks like the king’s advisor dude whom we met earlier has joined the party too to jerk off as well.

Now this is the guy I’ve been waiting for. Finding Hercules bound and chained, a little muscle lad walks right up and likes what he sees. He immediately begins worshiping Herc with his hands and mouth. As he is going to town on the subdued giant, the creepy-ass adviser guy just lifts up the youth’s loin cloth and slips his dick in. How rude, but Little Muscle Lad doesn’t care. Prince unleashes his white lava in the slave’s mouth as this fuck-fest continues on the floor. Time for a cum swap! The Erotic Adventures of Hercules has more loads blown directly into mouths than any other film I’ve seen in a while. What I mean is the spunk is literally sucked out of the guys, no jerking off to finish, just dick in mouth. Back to Herc’s neck of the woods; the adviser unloads his contribution and Muscle Lad doesn’t even care. He’s too busy milking Herc’s cock until he explodes.

There is a lot of cum in these guys’ mouths.

Now for a threesome! Mustache Boy fucks Muscle Lad, who sports some nice foreskin in a fleshy roll about, at the feet of the king and Mustache Boy cums after pulling out. It’s a decent fuck to watch, and my only issue was that it was too bad the Muscle Lad didn’t cum. I was really hoping for that.

To finish things up I’ll make this brief. Everyone is passed out and Hercules (with the help of the gods) unchains himself to exact his revenge. He slaughters everyone, even the prince who I believe thought Herc loved him and would take him away before he met his fate. Oh, and Herc kept that belt?

Since The Erotic Adventures of Hercules is only available on, you should really head on over and watch it. I’m so happy I got to review such an off the wall classic and share it with you. Remember to follow me on Twitter and Tumblr too!

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-The Otter

Breakdown: A Rare Glimpse Of Pride Gone By In This Classic

Monday, June 15th, 2015

The Gay Freedom Day Committee led the throngs of participants down Market Street during the 1978 Gay Pride Parade in San Francisco. This spectacular display remains the mother of all Pride parades although it took place thirty-seven years ago. Here in the city by the bay, the first rainbow flags made their debut; at the time there were eight stripes on the flag, now simplified to six. This was also another milestone year when openly gay Supervisor Harvey Milk, having received plenty of threats on his life, rode the parade route in an open car waving to the crowds. Sadly, just one day shy of five full months later, he would be gunned down in City Hall along with Mayor George Moscone by Dan White, thus becoming a martyr for the LGBTQ rights movement. On that day, however, June 28th commemorates the Stonewall riots of New York City just eight years before, everything was gloriously gay in every sense of the word.

Harvey Milk

Breakdown director John Travis was there that beautiful, sunny San Francisco day. What a better day to celebrate a community bursting at the seams to be heard, and what better a day to celebrate over a decade of sexual revolution. In Breakdown, we have some rare footage from that Pride. Of course, it makes me wonder how many people even know this footage exists, or if it has ever been used in any films or documentaries. The scene is titled “The Big Parade” and I can tell you, it surprised me and surpassed my expectations. I had stumbled across the film before and read that there was some retro Pride parade footage in the film; what I did not know was that it was the 1978 parade, and that it was not stock footage.

If anything, seek out Breakdown on from Bijou Classics to get a glimpse of one of the most outstanding Pride parades ever, and then go do some research for yourself as to why June is such a special month for all members of our community. It is so important that we remember what came before us so that we can continue our fight for equality. Perhaps you will be inspired this Pride season to fly your colors a little higher and raise your voice a little louder.

Now on to the sex.

After the “The Big Parade,” we have a hot scene between a mustachioed go-go man and one of the guys who attended the parade. These guys really celebrate in a sloppy free for all involving some intense acrobatics to boot. Also, take a moment to appreciate the hunky dancer’s Levi’s; that’s right, he made sure to wear those out in all the right places in the shower with a wire brush (a common practice in the seventies to accentuate your bulge).

Far away from the parade, a business man finds himself stranded in the countryside. Along come two buck naked equestrians upon their painted ponies. The strangers might not be able to fix the guy’s pretty blue car, but they can do a whole lot more than ride bareback. Check out this scene which gives the film its title Breakdown.

The third and final scene is a far cry from our first and second scenes. “Sling-A Leather Fantasy” made me either want to cry or fuck. Seriously, this juxtaposition of a couple in bed and then in an alternate leather fantasy is a bit difficult to describe. What I can tell you is that it is in no way gentle as the muscle bound couple take whatever they want from each other. From some serious dick to face slapping, chest pounding, and nearly wrestling, this duo packs a wallop in a load after load dream come true. All this, and it is set to an amazing disco soundtrack.

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“Hunk” Is Just One Of The Many Words To Describe Rex Morgan’s Perfection

Friday, May 15th, 2015

If there was ever a god among men in the world of retro gay porn, Rex Morgan would have to be one of my top picks. In case you are not familiar with Rex, I suggest you take a long, hard look at the image below. The man is massive! I could easily serve a banquet for sixteen across that expanse of shoulders. Shall we take in all of what makes Rex Morgan a Hunk? From his handsome face, sparkling blue eyes, and boyish grin to his classic stache, Rex easily makes me weak in the knees. Below his chiseled jaw line and powerful neck is an incredibly built physique. Every single centimeter of Rex is unbelievable. His sheer mass alone could stop a train; he’s the kind of man you can climb like Mt. Everest, and I would not mind one bit being thrown around like a worn out, little rag doll by Rex Morgan. The man’s arms alone are bigger than my waist! I would like to give his parents an award for joining together their DNA.

Of course the lead role in the plot driven 1985 film Hunk deservingly went to Morgan. This gem of a production, directed by Robert Walters, from Bijou Classics really caught my attention. OK, maybe it was just Rex that caught my attention. I love him. During this period in gay porn cinema history, we saw so many films with a heavy plot base. Exploring gay culture was definitely a theme, and through adult films the audience could catch a glimpse of how others like themselves interacted. Not only could porn get you off, it also had the power to educate, even enlighten viewers. Hunk illustrates this marriage of ideas beautifully.

The film opens with Marc Bennett and Cody Rogers in the full throes of passion. Combining a perfect bedroom, awesome soundtrack, and some intense bareback action, the first scene of Hunk already gets you going. Marc Bennett’s gorgeous body works in overdrive on Cody’s softer physique. The cum shots are great, the short bit of dialogue where Marc excuses himself to “pick up” his old college buddy from the airport sets up the plot, and the best part is Marc’s goodbye kiss to Cody. Who hasn’t put their fuck buddy’s limp, satiated, exhausted dick in their mouth before sayin’ “catch ya later”?

Rex Morgan doesn’t look good in clothes. There, I said it. Waiting outside the airport our hero looks a tad uncomfortable in his too tight tweed, but he’ll be out of it soon enough. At this point, just after the credits have rolled, we finally get what this movie is going to be about. We learn that Rex and Marc had gone to college together, and that Rex is staying with him until he finds an apartment there in Hollywood. I have to admit, Rex Morgan really does play a lovable Midwestern oaf whose innocence is palpable throughout the scene. The self-described freethinking hulk is going to be a mystery. Is he, or isn’t he?

Now who wouldn’t want to be in bed with this man? I can only imagine what it’d be like to snuggle up against Rex’s beefy body in the morning…After morning chit chat and plans for the day, Rex’s morning shave is interrupted (take a moment to really appreciate that bathroom) by slack jawed “Flower Pusher” delivery boy Kevin Bradley. The brief dialogue and sexual innuendos between the two regarding the apartment mix up is pretty great. It isn’t long before Rex gets his first glimpse of what goes on behind doors in Hollywood.

At this point, I could really care less about the sex going on, I’m here for Rex. Brief synopsis, Rex happens upon Cliff Ryder giving Kevin Bradley (the delivery boy) a blowjob through his ajar front door. Sexy Rexy smiles and shakes his head leaving the couple to their business. Cliff and Kevin suck, move to the bedroom, and fuck. Highlights include some interesting positions, a touch of autofellatio, and some sexy cum shots!

Back to my man! Rex has been pounding the pavement in search of a place to live, but it’s the heads this Hunk turns that are worth writing home about. I love this sequence for so many reasons: Rex’s outfit is perfect, the guy wiping out on his bike is great, an altercation between a couple draws a chuckle, but best of all is a certain cameo…

This is by far my favorite part of Hunk and also makes me want to listen to Peaches’ song Hanky Code (“Red to the wrist! Give it a twist…”). As Rex makes his way past a red hanky-sporting stud, the poor guy drops his groceries. SURPRISE! It’s all Crisco!

The montage continues as the hunk witnesses a blowjob in an elevator before taking a look at a potential pad. Now this is a scene I could really wrap my lips around. Vince Thomas is a horny building manager eager on helping Rex’s body out, and not in the gym located in the complex. Looks like our corn fed middle-America boy really is open minded. Vince expertly sucks off Rex teasing his nipples and worshiping his gorgeous body while working his own meaty uncut tool. If this scene doesn’t get you hard and dripping, I don’t know what will. Rex blows his wad which Vince has no problem cleaning up before he himself busts a nut onto the freshly cleaned carpets. Hot.

Back at home Marc and Rex are a picture of domesticity ripped from the May 1957 issue of Good Housekeeping. It’s a ridiculously saccharin moment that makes me totally jealous. Grrr.

Today Hunk is going to look at a coach house for rent. A coach house, that always reminds me of Sabrina. Poor Sabrina Fair watching from her spot in the tree as David Larrabee flirts and romances all the society girls she isn’t. Moving on. Marc has just got to do something about his glorious mane. (It kind of reminds me of James Spader’s iconic do in Pretty In Pink, which would debut a year later in 1986.) Thankfully, Rich Thompson has opened the shop early and I think we all know what’s about to happen next.

Rich certainly knows how to treat his clients. After sharing a “cigarette” and discussing Marc’s crush on Rex, Rich gets down to helping his friend out. Poor Marc hasn’t cum in a week, so naturally Rich’s advances are welcome. Marc really does have a great body and this scene really shows it off as he and Rich go at in on the barber’s chair. It doesn’t take long for him to blow a load all over his stylist’s face either.

And that is hardly the end of it. Marc is still raging hard and ready to fuck. Rich strips down revealing a totally sexy, well muscled bod. He just looks different in clothes; skinnier. There is a lot of cum in this scene as Rich lets out bolt of white lightning onto Marc’s chest.

AND it’s still not over! Rich bends over for Marc’s perma-rection for a solid raw fuck that really stands out. The sex is hard, bare, and satisfyingly sordid. Both studs cum again in a beauteous finale that would make me late for work too.

Rex is gonna take a look at that coach house, if the landlord can find the keys. This is quite a mash up of a scene as Rex explores the sex party happening in the main house; Dane Ford and Jimmy Jagger sixty-nine on the kitchen floor until releasing their mutual loads while Billy Joe Evans, Malchor Agular, and Tony Kennedy engage in a threesome upstairs. Back downstairs Jesse Koehler tops Chris Allen on an amazing plaid sofa.


All this sex is really getting to Rex because he can’t take his eyes off all the action. He’s so cute sitting on the steps watching like a little boy.

That was something!

I am just disgusted with the adorableness of this final scene. Yes, it’s too adorable. It’s like watching baby otters on YouTube for me. Rex is making dinner for Marc at home in their lovely kitchen, in their lovely cookware, and looking irresistible in his striped tee when “honey I’m home” Marc walks in sporting his handsome work suit. I am so jealous right now.

An elegant candle lit dinner for two is all it takes for the pair to open up about their feelings for each other. Hold on, I think I need a tissue, and not for the reason I thought I would when I started this film.

I think I just realized that no one has kissed at all in this movie. Like really. A romantic scene such as this requires some intense kissing, but I’ll settle for the guys stripping off each other’s clothes before getting down and dirty.

STOP! Finally, look, kissing.

I can only imagine what it would be like to get it on with Rex. The couple has a great time with some mutual masturbation resulting in the first cum shots of the scene. Shortly thereafter, we move on to some hot oral performed by Marc that Rex can’t seem to get enough of. Then it’s time for what we’ve all been waiting for. Rex gives Marc a serious dicking in this final scene that you just have to see for yourself. He literally fucks the cum out of Marc, then shoots his own spunk onto his new love’s balls.

What a splendid movie. I highly suggest you get on over to right now and watch Hunk from Bijou. You will not be disappointed!

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-The Otter


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