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“Otter, Draw Me Like One Of Your French Boys.”

Wednesday, March 12th, 2014


It’s not every day I get to send out an interview to a star I am personally acquainted with, and it’s certainly not every day that I get to send out an interview to a star who had been naked in my living room before either! Now, before all those nasty (well, actually super hot fantasies of The Otter and Will Swagger getting it on) thoughts pop into your head, THAT is not what was going on. Nope.

Here’s a little story. I met Will a couple of years back during a sunny San Francisco afternoon on a patio. Of course I thought he was attractive, perhaps even a little mysterious; who was this blue, eyed stud with the cute smile and scruff? Turns out it didn’t take too long to find out. I cannot recall how it began, but I am sure glad it did. During our conversation I found out that Will Swagger is sweet as pie and a real charmer. He is very friendly, smart and an interesting fellow to boot. (As you may or may not know, besides writing about pornography, I’m also an artist) I asked him if he had ever done any modeling, turns out he was just starting his career in the gay adult industry, so I asked him if he might be interested in sitting for me sometime, AND he agreed!

*Side Note: Will, I am really sorry I never got around to using those studies. I have looked high and low for them, when I do find them I am going to clean them up, contact you directly, and make sure you get an original after I’ve scanned them!   

Let. Me. Tell. You. There is nothing like having a handsome man, such as Mr. Swagger, lounging in the buff on the fantastic mid-century sofa, you now miss so much, in your living room. In all seriousness, this was a professional favor from Will and I greatly appreciated it. So, between my sketching and soap operas, I got to know Will a little bit better, and now so will you!

Not knowing if he would remember someone such as myself, I sent Will a Facebook message regarding a more formal interview. To my surprise he remembered me! I told you he was peach, so here we go… Let’s get to know Will Swagger a little better!



NAME: Will Swagger





YOUR D.O.B: 10/25

SWEET OR SAVORY: Scorpio – I can be both.


(BMI) BODY MASS INDEX: 24 – damn near perfect.

SHOE SIZE: 42, between 8-9






The Otter: Where did you grow up?

Will Swagger: Northern California, rice and orchard country.  Where the boys are boys and the men are men.


The Otter: What was your adolescent experience like where you grew up? Were you a popular boy in high school, were you a nerd, were you a 90 lb. weakling, etc.? Are there any funny/embarrassing/proud moments you would like to share from this period of your life?

Will Swagger: Mostly a don’t ask, don’t tell childhood.  I had friends in all facets of life, and still do.  Mostly hung with the cool alternative crowd.  We were smart, funny, and made our own rules.  I almost got caught fucking the Mormon boy behind the couch – that’s the day I learned about shoving the bottom’s face in a pillow when they moan. 


The Otter: Do you have any irrational fears? Agoraphobia, Calista Flockhart, drowning in a bowl of soup while home alone, etc.?

Will Swagger: I think I’m out of shape, even though I know I’m hot.  And I’m not convinced the human race isn’t being secretly run by Evil Platypuses that live in Outer Space.  You can’t prove it isn’t.

 *I have evidence here that supports your theory, made available to me via NASA. (ATTENTION READERS, SOME MAY FIND THIS VISUAL DISTURBING. PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED.)

The Otter: What is your favorite Disney movie and which princess do you most relate too?

Will Swagger: My favorite Disney movies are the Black Cauldron, and Bambi – no princesses, but Bambi’s father is smoking hot!!!

“Your dad’s a total DILF!”

The Otter:  Do you keep house plants, if so do you give them names, and do you talk to them?

Will Swagger: I name most things, even people.  My bike is Max, he’s a red specialized mountain bike.  Oddly, I don’t name houseplants.  I do curse them when they try to die on me though.

“Don’t die on me NOW fucker!”

The Otter: Would you spend the night alone in an infamously haunted location if you knew that there would be an insanely good brunch followed by an all nude pool party and swanky gift bags full of top notch shit given away the following day?

Will Swagger: I’d likely move in, and keep the hottest guys from the pool party as housemates with benefits.

GREAT! Because this is the house you’ll be staying in! Needs a little work, but I envision it being quite lovely.

The Mudhouse Mansion. Lancaster, Ohio

The Otter: What is your preferred time of day to have sex or masturbate?

Will Swagger: When I’m awake – though occasionally I wake up with a hard on, and my hand down there.

The Otter: Do you feel the need to masturbate considering your career?

Will Swagger: It’s fun, though I prefer sex with someone over sex alone though.

The Otter: Are you a lefty or a righty when you masturbate?

Will Swagger: I use whatever hand is free at the time.  My right, my left, someone else’s, a hot bottom…

*Perhaps one of those Mormon Bottoms with their face in a pillow? Photo Courtesy of Mormon’s Secret.

The Otter: Do you prefer spit or lube when masturbating or having sex?

Will Swagger: I’m not a great spit generator by nature, so I’ve grown to love  Lube – everything from gun oil types, to 9×6, Swiss Navy, and my favorite – Elbow Grease.

*Shop for Gun Oil, 9X6, Swiss Navy, and Elbow Grease.


The Otter: When did you become interested in working in the industry? How did you get started in the adult industry?

Will Swagger: Originally interested in my 20’s but the guys I was dating steered me away (though turns out they both had done it).  Then I started dating someone a while back who was already in, and the rest is history being made.

The Otter: Would you consider yourself outgoing, modest, shy, confidant, douchebaggish, trustworthy, outspoken, kind, careful, reckless? Describe how you feel you present yourself to the world.

Will Swagger: I’m a wild card.  I relate to different people differently.  Generally people seem to like me, but there are  a number of queens who don’t – I have no problem calling people out on their shit as it happens…and that sometimes creates friction….like when I step on your foot accidentally while playing pool in a crowded bar while you’re blocking the shot and have a drink on the table and wearing espadrilles and somehow you think I’m in the wrong…no

The Otter: If time travel was possible, where would you go? (You cannot choose the future because it hasn’t happened yet and there is the possibility you may have to stay put wherever you travel to… So answer wisely.)

Will Swagger: Easy – I’d go back to my first day of School and do things a little differently – assuming I get to retain full knowledge of my life and start over.  Otherwise, I’d go back to a certain night on the dance floor in about 1995 and ask some hot little hunk out who was all over me at the time.

The Otter:  Are you crushing on anyone currently? If so, would you pass them a note in study hall or approach them? (This will tell our readers A LOT about you.)

Will Swagger: Notes Suck.  You either approach the guy directly or say not now and hope he approaches you, those are your only options.

The Otter: Do you have any hobbies? (Scherenschnitte, gardening, taxidermy, cooking, sports, painting, woodworking, cobbling shoes, etc.)

Will Swagger: I’ve had lots of hobbies over the years.  Right now I’m in a hobby lull – but if someone want’s to suggest we do something new…


Paper Mache!!!!!!

The Otter:  Is there anyone in the industry who inspires you, past or present?

Will Swagger: Spencer Reed – he’s pretty hot in person and on screen, and when he eats his lunch.  Honestly, I’m not usually the kind of person who get’s “inspired” , and I usually test negative for hippie though I do like them.  What I do get is curious and then I like to try things out that peak my curiosity.  I’d have to say Dirk Caber is someone who triggers my curiosity – sweet guy, hot, fun to work with and fun in real life.

I would gladly make lunch for either of these strikingly handsome men any day. And just so you know Spencer Reed and Dirk Caber; I make one hell of a sandwich, if you know what I mean… TEA SANDWICHES THAT IS!

The Otter: What are your future goals? (Career, education, travel, etc.)

Will Swagger: I’m almost accepted into my master program – would love to finish that in Psychology, then maybe a Doctorate down the road.  In the mean time, and for the next five years travelling and playing with men all over the world is tops on my list.

The Otter: Do you have pets? We want to know all about them if you do!

Will Swagger: I have a pet bear, Allenbear, you know him as Allen Silver– I take very good care of him and make sure he’s the happiest little bear out there.

The Otter: Name three people you would love to have lunch with? (Living, dead, famous, infamous, unknown…)

Will Swagger: Gah – the dreaded famous people question – this always changes for me, but right now it would be:  Lord Byron cause he stayed to fight for Greek independence , Kurt Cobain, for the same reason, and Jim Morrison for the same reason – and cause I think we’d all get along in bed together.

The Otter: Who was the first guy you were sexually attracted to? Did you do anything about it? Did you hook up with him?

Will Swagger: The first guy I was sexually attracted to was Johnny Bench, I was like five and he played for the Dodgers and no, despite my letter to him we did not hook up.  Damn.

The Otter: How do you feel about 1920’s and 30’s floral wallpapers? (I’m redecorating my living room in a depression era style and could use as many opinions on this matter as possible. Also, should I go Deco or Federal Revival? Or do you think I should go a whole different route and do post war Colonial, not unlike the interiors chosen by Muriel Blandings [played by the incomparable Myrna Loy] in the 1948 film “Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream Home”?)

Will Swagger: Ummm…yeah,  I’d stay away from both those an go with the current zen green style.  Always been a fan of natural materials, and it’s easier to attach slings to places with exposed timbers.

*Yeaaaaah…. I’m a little too high strung for zen, a sling on the otherhand… 

The Otter: What was your first job? Did you learn any valuable lessons or tools that you have brought with you into your current career?

Will Swagger: My first job was selling fireworks for the Boy Scouts – I rocked the fireworks and I learned that a lot of successful selling is having a good product.

The Otter: Do HD televisions bother you? (Case in point, I was watching “Jane Eyre” [starring Charlotte Gainsbourg and William Hurt] the other evening and thought everything was flat, as if the entire film was now in focus, similar to live television in the 1950’s and 60’s. I feel it dilutes what the director had purposefully focused on to purvey their vision.) Thoughts?

Will Swagger: Agreed on that – HD is weird, we don’t see naturally in HD and most things loose something in the translation.  And the zooming in on shit is weird – not everything looks good super close up (read Gulliver’s Travels and you’ll know what I’m talking about).

The Otter: Favorite character (book, film or theater)?

Will Swagger: Hector from the remake of Troy – he was fucking hot, took care of his family, knew what to do., and did the right thing.…they should have put him in charge.


*Let’s just look at him again, shall we?

The Otter: Are you a fan of gay porn from the 1970’s? Do you have a favorite star from that “Golden Age” of gay adult film?

Will Swagger: I don’t have favorite, but love 70’s porn – it was, and remains some of the best:  guys having sex without a lot of to-do.

The Otter: Describe the ideal man, what would the man representing your sexual ideal look and be like? (go ahead and get descriptive!)

Will Swagger: I believe there are multiple answers to this question since there are multiple archetypes out there, my two favorite types are:

Stud Charming: (The love child of Tom of Finland and Prince Charming.)  A tall, hung, cut, quiet Germanic tree of a man.  A mostly top who knows what he wants and protects it.  Likes to have his guy in tow – and his guy is the type who solves problems, the brains to his brawn.  Been looking for him my whole life.

Guy Friday: (Sort of an uber-Robin without the lame suit and whose smarter than Batman).  He actually is me, I like me, and I’m definitely my type.


The Otter: You’ve been invited to a dinner party, what do you bring as a hostess/host gift? (You better take a hostess/host gift, it’s just polite manners!)

Will Swagger: I’m big on plants, flowers, board games, and alcohol.  Which one depends on the makeup of the party.

The Otter: How do you feel about earlobes? (Attached, gauged, pierced, untouched, nibble/don’t nibble, etc…)

Will Swagger: I like to nibble, on a lot of things. Earlobes included.

The Otter: Would you like to come over and play Parcheesi sometime? Or Candy Land?

Will Swagger: Don’t know Parcheesi – bring it on!

The Otter: Do you prefer men cut or uncut?

Will Swagger: I prefer cut – though there are some uncut dicks out there that are super yummy.  The problem I’ve had with the uncuts is that they tend to be sensitive on the tip and I can get a little rough.

So now you know a little bit more about the talented and handsome Will Swagger! He’s a great guy, a pleasure to be acquainted with, and FUN to watch! Thank you Will, once again for being a sport, I hope to run into you the next time I’m out your way… Maybe we can pick up a game of pool… I’ll wear my espadrilles!

Make sure to follow Will on Facebook at TheWillSwagger, Twitter at @willswaggersf, and his website at!

And for more great interviews, images, and fanciful Otter pondering’s, follow The Otter on Twitter at @Otter_Holt & on Tumblr.

Here’s one more look at Will Swagger before I sign off… so handsome, *sigh*.

-The Otter

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