A cold and dirty jail cell is one of the last places where anyone would want to be-until you see what goes down when this group of sexy, hung, and horny fuckers fill them up. For my next top list, I thought I would honor yet another celebrated gay porn fantasy (and admittedly, one of my faves): the always thrilling prison theme. Whether we’re checking out the double lives of dirty cops or dick-hungry inmates who have found special ways to keep themselves busy, these 10 scenes show you what happens when the prison lights go out. These boys are about to prove just how bad they can be…and you won’t want to miss a single moment!
Diesel Washington, Markus Ram, and Bjoern Giger – Folsom Prison
What better way to start things off than with the larger-than-life Diesel Washington? In this action-packed scene from Folsom Prison, the script is flipped when an unstoppable prisoner takes power into his own hands. Diesel may start off restrained, but as soon as he catches Markus off guard, he wastes no time with breaking loose and taking control. Watch as Mr. Washington use his gigantic cock to make not only one officer his bitch…but two, back to back! As you can imagine, this one kind of speaks for itself, delivering an explosive performance from Diesel and lots of hardcore fucking that you definitely won’t be able to take your eyes off of.
Paul Carrigan, Tom Katt, Rob Jones, Patrick Ives, Hank Tower, and Johnny Davidson – Cop Corruption
They may have taken an L in the last scene, but this group of mischievous hornballs make a big comeback for the men in uniform. The arrival of a pissed off inmate (played by Patrick) shakes things up at this precinct like never before. Desperate to be released any way he can, this handsome inmate will do anything to gain his freedom—even if it will bring him to his knees! What begins as a one-on-one turns on to a full blown group session as more policemen (Rob, Tom, Paul, and Johnny) return with another inmate (Hank) who all join on the fun. Not only does this fictional scenario hold your attention but the scene’s wealth of hair and muscle add the perfect touch.
Firas Hani and Zafar Yazid – Arabian Prison
Firas Hani and Zafar Yazid add some Middle Eastern flavor to the list in this scorching hot scene from Arabian Prison. They may be banished from the outside world, but that’s not stopping these guys from getting their needs handled. While a bit more on the simple side when compared to other scenes on the list, this one will definitely weaken the knees of those that can’t resist exotic faces, hardcore flip-fucking, and huge uncut meatsticks. Yum!
John Hill, Marty Broome, and Michael Cross – Raw Escape
Next, is a twinky spin on prison rule breaking. John Hill stars as a guard who has an eye on two attractive inmates, portrayed by Marty Broome and Michael Cross. To get exactly what he wants, he threatens to prolong Cross’ sentence if he doesn’t oblige to one request-to give up the goods! While Cross is initially hesitant, Broome convinces him to drop his orange suit and get busy. From there, it’s a scandalous bareback threesome that does not disappoint.
Paddy O’Brian and Will Helm – Straight as They Cum
What is up with these prison guards who can’t seem to just stick to their jobs? In this fiery one-on-one fuck, Paddy O’Brian works all of his straight boy charm on tattooed stud Will Helm. They start off by simply sharing a cigarette, but before you know it, Will is on his knees, deepthroating Paddy’s thick uncut monster. Will invites himself into the cell where he surrenders his hungry hole to Paddy and gets one aggressive pounding that finds the duo spreading their man-juices all over the place in a variety of positions. In addition to providing tons of eye candy, this one never loses the energy or momentum; you’ll be glued to the screen from start to finish.
John Davenport, Michael Gere, and Jeff Stryker – Powertool
We’re flashing back to 1986 in this classic moment from Catalina’s Powertool. Put simply, this scene delivers shameless dirty talk (“suck this big cock you jailhouse fairy!”), some of the most handsome convicts that you’ll ever stumble across, and gigantic dicks that nearly steal the show. John rams Michael’s hole deep, hard, and raw as Jeff watches every second. Powertool is delivered in a true 80s-style delivery that help make this match-up an undeniable standout.
Danny Lopez, Aries, and Brett Dimineo – Zoot Suit
If you talk shit, you better know how to back it up-and that is the lesson that Danny walks away with by the end of this entertaining threesome. After gang members Danny and Aries get into a crazy fight with sailor Brett, the trio are arrested and thrown in jail. When the conflict picks up again in the cell, Brett decides that Danny needs to be “taught some manners” after disrespecting Brett in Spanish. Aries agrees and from there it’s a two-on-one dickdown that sets the screen on fire. Danny shows off his infamous bottoming skills as he gets fucked by these well-endowed tops in this smoking interracial threesome.
Gianni, TJ, Aldo, Luke Cross, Rock Bottom, Rico S., Gabriel D’Alessandro, and Luke Warm – Savages
Without any doubts, this orgy from Savages takes prison-themed sex to a much different level than any other scene featured on this list. Let’s just say that these inmates don’t only have a raging appetite for sex…they are also craving some kink with no apologies! There’s just not much that these boys won’t do. There are slings, hole-demolishing toys, aggressive gang-bangs, anal play with big chains and massive cum explosions that you just have to see to believe. This one is for those that can handle a bit of edge, as wild fetishes and intense group sex are brought into the jail cell with no holding back.
Scott Gable and Coach Daddy – Bound Daddy
If you like men with some experience, then this match-up from Bound Daddy is perfect for you. When Coach Daddy finds himself stuck in a psych ward, it looks like he has one special way out…Scott Gable. But this tattooed bad ass will only let Coach free if he agrees to get to work—on his throbbing cock, that is. This scene combines the love of ripped and hairy muscle daddies with the special type of degrading hole-stretching that only a jail scene can provide.
Ace Rockwood, Aron Ridge, Cameron Adams, Damien Holt, Eddie Diaz, Element Eclipse, Nubius, Osian, Race Cooper, and Scott Alexander – Blackballed 7: Jail Slammed
And because every list should always go out with a bang, there is nothing more appropriate than this must-see mega orgy from Chi Chi LaRue’s Blackballed 7: Jail Slammed. No need for major plotlines or dialogue here; this one is about fucking and fucking only, and it gives it to you flawlessly. Let’s just start off with the fact that all of the star power is almost too much to handle—Aron, Ace, Race, and Scott in one scene? Let me die now. As if that wasn’t enough, there is an abundance of enormous schlongs, chiseled bodies, piggy holes, and delicious foreplay and fucking (double penetrations, anyone?) that are sure to blow your mind. There is just no denying that this mouthwatering, A-list fuckfest is one for the books. This is one that you don’t need to just read about, experience it for yourself, in motion. It is E-P-I-C.
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