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Make My Mouth Water Why Dont Cha?

Wednesday, February 19th, 2014

 

Personally, I have been salivating over Alessandro Del Toro’s foreskin like a patient suffering from ptyalism since I first saw it on screen in “Sentenced: Cruising & Boozing” tearing apart Mike DeMarko’s deliciously ample furry bottom.

Fantasizing about that slick, uncut, luscious member deep down my gullet is enough to drive me over the edge and take a trip to the men’s room and hammer one out. Alas, I’m at the office where I think masturbation in the single stall, shared restroom may be frowned upon, so it’s back to work and time to get to know our subject a little bit better. Objectifying the “object” of my masturbatory fantasies aside, this guy has got some brains (even sexier given the fact that I adore his physical features; those eyes, the scruffy beard, thick fuzzy chest and meaty thighs. WOOF!). The first thing I noticed about his responses to my questionnaire was how well spoken Alessandro was on my screen. It was as if I could hear him speaking in my mind his grammar was so good. Oh fuck, now I’m hard again. Nothing gets me going like I guy who can write.

Starring in the first webisode of the “Sentenced” web series “Cruising & Boozing”, Alessandro Del Toro certainly made an impression on me when I penned a review. “Alessandro is an expert cock sucker who has no problem going down on Mike’s long fat tube steak before unleashing his own fleshy rod for the eager bottom to feast upon. Del Toro proves his star power in this premier by showing the audience what a power top can really do! It’s a rugged scene, masculine, reminiscent of classic cruising films that, for those who are not a fan already, will have you popping your fly for Alessandro in no time!” Obviously I wanted to know more about this fellow and Del Toro was gracious enough to respond to an email of scintillating questions I had for the stars of the series.

Let us start at the very beginning, why? Because, as Maria Von Trapp would sing. “It’s a very good place to start.”

NAME:  Alessandro Del Toro

YOUR AGE: 27

YOUR HEIGHT: 5 ft 7

YOUR PENIS SIZE: 7.5 in uncut

TOP, BOTTOM OR VERS: Top

YOUR D.O.B: 11/15/86

SWEET OR SAVORY: Sweet

YOUR ASTRO SIGn: Scorpio

 

Moving right along…

The Otter:  Where did you grow up?

Alessandro Del Toro: A small town in Texas called Eagle Pass.

*This place.

The Otter: What was your adolescent experience like? Were you a popular boy in high school, were you a nerd, were you a 90 lb. weakling, etc.? Are there any funny/embarrassing/proud moments you would like to share from this period of your life?

Alessandro Del Toro: I have always been relatively well liked. Despite that, I experienced some bullying up until the age of 15. It was around that time, that I realized that I wasn’t fooling anyone. I remember walking down the hall at school, and someone asking me bluntly if I was gay. My response was simple and unapologetic: “Yes.” I was the first kid to come out in my town, and EVERYBODY wanted to talk about it. My peers, teachers, other parents. Everyone was fascinated by my experience. The hardest ones to win over were of course straight guys,  but it helped that I was friends with all the cheerleaders because I was on the squad, and my sister was one of the hottest girls in school. I was class president 4 years in a row, Yearbook Editor, Voted Most Popular, participated in One Act Play, Academic Decathalon, Mock Trial, Rotary Club, National Honor Society, and the list goes on.  There is so much value to living your life authentically. Even when people don’t like or understand what you are doing, they tend to respect you more when you stick up for yourself.

*OVER ACHIEVER!

The Otter: What was your first job? Did you learn any valuable lessons or tools that you have brought with you into your current career?

Alessandro Del Toro: My first job was in fashion merchandising for my mother’s stores. I definitely learned a lot about presentation. The thing about presentation and packaging is, that not all great gifts come in pretty packaging, but packaging is the first thing that catches your eye. In this society, outer beauty is essential and one of the most effective ways to get people to see your inner beauty.

The Otter: What is your preferred time of day to have sex or masturbate?

Alessandro Del Toro: I masturbate almost every morning and right before I go to bed.

The Otter: Would you consider yourself outgoing, modest, shy, confidant, douchebaggish, trustworthy, outspoken, kind, careful, reckless? Describe how you feel you present yourself to the world.

Alessandro Del Toro: If I could use one word to describe myself, it would be: AUTHENTIC.  That means that on days when I feel confident, you are going to feel it, see it, and breathe it when I walk into a room, it is intoxicating. Other days I don’t want to be noticed, so I stay in, or just put on my eyeglasses (which I seem to think are a disguise). Sometimes I’m outspoken, and sometimes shy. I have a huge rebellious streak, but I also have a huge sense of responsibility. The thing about me is, that whatever I feel at that moment, is how I will present. It may not always be congruent to my values or ideals, it may not always make sense to other people, but it makes sense to me.

The Otter: Do you have pets? We want to know all about them if you do!

Alessandro Del Toro: No pets for now. I’m still trying to learn to take care of myself.

*We can always adopt you a Pet Rock. It’s a start.

The Otter: What is your favorite Disney movie and which princess do you most relate too? I’ve never been much of a Disney person.

Alessandro Del Toro: I’m not much of a princess… more of a villainess I would say. I was really into comic book based cartoons when I was a kid, and I always identified with Poison Ivy or Catwoman.

*You have to pick one! This is NON NEGOTIABLE! I’ll ask you again later Alessandro…

The Otter: Do you prefer spit or lube when masturbating or having sex?

Alessandro Del Toro: Lube

The Otter: Do you have any hobbies? (Scherenschnitte, gardening, taxidermy, cooking, sports, painting, woodworking, cobbling shoes, etc.)

Alessandro Del Toro: My favorite hobby is camping, preferably near a beach spot. Well… glamping, actually.

The Otter: Are you a lefty or a righty when you masturbate?

Alessandro Del Toro: Righty. It’s actually quite disturbing for me when a director asks me to masturbate with my left hand for a certain shot. It seems so unnatural to me.

The Otter: You’ve been invited to a dinner party, what do you bring as a hostess/host gift? (You better take a hostess/host gift, it’s just polite manners!)

Alessandro Del Toro: A nice bottle of wine.

*Could you… Pick up some pickled pearl onions too? I’m serving Gibson’s.

The Otter:  Do you feel the need to masturbate considering your career?

Alessandro Del Toro: I masturbate whenever the fuck I want, regardless of my career.

The Otter: If Ryan Gosling wanted to hook up with you and you accepted, would you share the pictures and or video with me? Same goes for Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Manganiello and Jamie Dornan.

Alessandro Del Toro: If I hooked up with any of those hunks… I would definitely share. A) Because I am a very giving person, and would love to share B) Because I would probably be seeking some sort of financial reward for it and C) Because I need to let you know that “I got it like that” 😉

 

The Otter: When did you become interested in working in the industry? How did you get started in the adult industry?

Alessandro Del Toro: I started watching gay porn around age 13, and soon after I became infatuated with being one of those hot guys on the screen. Watching gay porn was my first introduction to sexuality and really started shaping the way I viewed sex. I didn’t know anyone that was gay, and had no idea what gay sex was. As I

grew older, I realized that I wanted to be that connection for people that had no other outlet.  Shortly after I moved to LA, I met a guy that was doing porn, and he introduced me to his agent. I signed with him, and the rest is history.

The Otter: Is there anyone in the industry who inspires you, past or present?

Alessandro Del Toro: I remember my first crush being Colton Ford. Even now, every time I see him, I can’t help but think of not only how beautiful he is, but how much he influenced my sexual development. I remember idolizing him, wanting to be like him, have sex like him, be a star like him. And the way he transitioned out of porn and into his new career is remarkable. I truly aspire to be that successful.

Gratuitous Photo’s of Colton Ford

The Otter: Who was the first guy you were sexually attracted to? Did you do anything about it? Did you hook up with him?

Alessandro Del Toro: The first time I realized I wanted to have sex with a boy it was in the 3rd grade. His name was Christian. I didn’t do much about it, other than stare at him endlessly. He ended up punching me in the face, I think. It didn’t go further.  🙁

*That was not a nice boy.

The Otter: If time travel was possible, where would you go? (You cannot choose the future because it hasn’t happened yet and there is the possibility you may have to stay put wherever you travel to… So answer wisely.)

Alessandro Del Toro: I’d love to go back to Ancient Rome. I have a thing for violence and I have a thing for sex. Those guys seemed to be getting it on both ways, so I think I would have been enjoying myself.

*I like the idea of pervy Romans too, these guys look like fun! Paul Freeman can really take a purdy picture.

The Otter: Describe the ideal man, what would the man representing your sexual ideal look and be like? (go ahead and get descriptive!)

Alessandro Del Toro: I’d like him to be tall. Ideally white, Hispanic, or Middle eastern, but with dark complexion and features. Scruff or beard is essential. Broad and muscular, with nice, big pecs and huge guns, and a very round and hairy muscle ass.

The Otter: Name three people you would love to have lunch with? (Living, dead, famous, infamous, unknown…)

Alessandro Del Toro: Marilyn Monroe, would definitely be the first.  I’m fascinated by her on so many levels.

The Otter: What are your future goals? (Career, education, travel, etc.)

Alessandro Del Toro: Well, I’m a psychotherapist by day. I work for the Department of Mental Health, but I want to take my career to the next level by completing my Doctorate of Psychology and getting licensed as a sex therapist.  Since I have careers in sex and mental health, I want to join them in the future. I also want to start writing, too.

The Otter: Favorite character (book, film, theater)?

Alessandro Del Toro: (Insert crickets.)

*I’ll pick one for you. I think you should make Mrs. Danvers your favorite. But which one? Judith Anderson or Diana Rigg? They are both so good!!!

For those readers who do not know who and why this character is one of the best EVER, I suggest You pick up a copy of Daphne du Maurier’s “Rebecca”.

The Otter: Favorite holiday?

Alessandro Del Toro: Halloween, by far. It’s the only holiday I actually prepare for and get really excited about.

*Oooooooooo. Maybe this year you should go as Mrs. Danvers! But which one? Judith Anderson or Diana Rigg? They both looked so good!!!

 

One last, and very important question…

The Otter: Do you prefer men cut or uncut?

Alessandro Del Toro: I’ll take both, thanks.

Thanks Alessandro! I really enjoyed our date. Well, I was pretending we were on a date. Oh and by the way? Remember when I asked you what color your pants were and the last thing you ate?

Your band name would be “Black Shrimp Cocktail”.

Thanks for being a sport,

The Otter

Adam Russo gains The Otters full attention with just two words

Tuesday, February 18th, 2014

I’m not sure if Adam Russo realizes that we’ve been acquainted for some time, but since I do not work under the name he would no doubt remember me by I’ll let this slide, just like those pesky “restraining orders”. We met in San Francisco; that fabled city by the bay shrouded in its romantic fog. From the piers punctuating the Embarcadero into the frigid waters we could hear the sea lions barking, dungeness crab was being steamed and sold by the street vendors. The whole enchanted kingdom was our oyster… Oh please. We have mutual friends and ran into each other here and there. And I can tell you one thing, he’s a big ole sweetie pie.

As one of the stars of the “Sentenced” web series I wanted to connect with Adam and learn a little more about him for the enjoyment of our readers and watchers. What better time than the present, before the webisode “Ranch Hand Fuck Down” goes live on Friday? I’d say perfect timing.

Smolderingly sexy, charming and ridiculously handsome Adam Russo was kind enough to take time out of his busy schedule to respond to my inquiries. So let’s all take a moment to get to know that handsome devil known the world over as Adam Russo.

NAME: Adam Russo

YOUR AGE: really? Lol, I think I’m 24 but going on 46

YOUR HEIGHT: 5’9”

YOUR PENIS SIZE: 8” wishing it was 10”

TOP, BOTTOM OR VERS: Top versatile

YOUR D.O.B: August 8th 1967

SWEET OR SAVORY: I’m both…with complex notes..(think of me as a delicious wine)

YOUR ASTRO SIGn: Leo

 

 

 

Photo by Tommy+Alan Photography

As I sat down to read Mr. Russo’s responses two words caught my attention immediately, sending my poor country boys heart aflutter…

Bryn Mawr

Anyone from the Philadelphia, Pennsylvania area knows Bryn Mawr (I myself grew upnot too far from it) and what’s also interesting, is another community not 5.7 miles away from where Adam was raised (“for the most part” he wrote) was made famous as the childhood home of Miss Vida Boheme in the 1995 film “Too Wong Foo Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar”.

 

Who could possibly forget the girls (Vida, Noxie and Chi-Chi) on that roadtrip cross country, fresh from New York City and just passing through Philadelphia? Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez found it on the map, and I highly doubt that John Leguizamo could actually pronounce it correctly since there are Pennsylvanians who can’t even spell it for that matter! Bala Cynwyd. Never worry, Patrick Swayze got it right and you can too, right here. No there. Click the words “right here” damn it. Good job.

Anyway, let’s leave behind the greenery of the keystone state and get back to its native Adam Russo!

And we begin…

The Otter: Where did you grow up? What was your adolescent experience like?

Adam Russo: Bryn Mawr, Pennslyvania (for the most part). I was not a very popular kid. I was chubby, awkward and lacked self confidence… until Junior high when puberty hit and gave me what straight boys would call a rack. My chest blossomed. I shot up over night and all my baby fat melted away. After that, I gained more confidence which lead me to become one of the popular arty kids. It was a pivotal moment in my life. Everything changed after…for better or worst.

The Otter: Who was the first guy you were sexually attracted to? Did you do anything about it? Did you hook up with him?

Adam Russo: He was the same age as I…I think we were 6 years old. So n,o we didn’t hook up, but that is where the name Adam came from.

The Otter: Are you crushing on anyone currently? If so, would you pass them a note in study hall or approach them? (This will tell our readers A LOT about you.)

Adam Russo: I’m crushing on my boyfriend Cutler X… that may sound silly but it’s true… I do have several  boys too who I also love dearly …we are just one big family. But if I was crushing on someone I would approach them. Strangely these days I don’t seem to have to do that, that often… they seem to be drawn to me. Maybe it’s the age thing? But I am enjoying it.

*And for those of you who are not familiar with Cutler X…

The Otter: Are you a lefty or a righty when you masturbate?

Adam Russo: Righty …but a cast wouldn’t stop me..I tend to be ambidextrous.

*But what if both arms were broken???

The Otter: What is your preferred time of day to have sex or masturbate?

Adam Russo: All the time…but the afternoons are my favorite time. I like having sex with the natural light coming through the windows.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight.” Ron Burgundy style

The Otter: Do you prefer spit or lube when masturbating or having sex?

Adam Russo: I like to masturbate  with cream or moisturizer …for anal sex… X Lube (which will be coming to the states soon).

The Otter: Do you feel the need to masturbate considering your career?

Adam Russo: What an odd question? I think every guy has the need to get off. I still watch a lot of porn and have a tremendous amount of sex… way more than the average human should… I consider it my cardio…lol

The Otter: What is your favorite Disney movie and which princess do you most relate too?

Adam Russo: Fantasia. I love the music and the visuals, especially the centaurs (I have a thing for horse dicks apparently…have you seen my boyfriend… lol) as for princesses? I never related … I think I relate more to the villains… they just look like they have more going on and definitely having more fun.

*Being a villain is a full time job. I know.

 

The Otter: What was your first job? Did you learn any valuable lessons or tools that you have brought with you into your current career?

Adam Russo: I worked for my father at the age of 8. He owned a deli/butcher shop where I grew up. We lived over the store. I took a lot from that and my father. I think the most important part was learning how to deal with the general public. This skill has helped me in every job I have held including this one…

The Otter: When did you become interested in working in the industry? How did you get started in the adult industry?

Adam Russo:  I was asked when I was younger to perform but that wasn’t where my head was. I jerked off all the time of course. It wasn’t until I started escorting that I thought about getting into porn and that was about 5 years ago now. I just applied online to Titan. I sent them a follow up email one day… that just happened to be the day that someone couldn’t make who was originally scheduled …the rest say, is history.

The Otter: Do you have any hobbies? (Scherenschnitte, gardening, taxidermy, cooking, sports, painting, woodworking, cobbling shoes, etc.)

Adam Russo: You got me with the first one (I had to look it up to see what it was). I consider sex a hobby, but beyond that, art which I need to get caught up on… although I do consider Adam Russo to be my greatest performance piece to date.

*Example of Scherenshnitte.

The Otter: Do you have pets? We want to know all about them if you do!

Adam Russo: I had one..a pug …but my ex has her now…she still comes to visit though…I always thought I wanted children until we bought her… she changed that… lol. The good thing is I don’t have to put her through college. She is the most adorable loving furball you’ll ever meet…and her name is KINA.

*Hours of online stalking has led me to this picture of the elusive KINA.

 

The Otter: If time travel was possible, where would you go? (You cannot choose the future because it hasn’t happened yet and there is the possibility you may have to stay put wherever you travel to… So answer wisely.)

Adam Russo: Doctor who!!!  I think my favorite period would be just right before the pyramids and sphinx were built just so I could really know who built the damn things.

The Otter: Name three people you would love to have lunch with? (Living, dead, famous, infamous, unknown…)

Adam Russo: Einstein, Alexander the great and Salvador Dali.

*Let me ask them if they want to join you? One moment please.

 

 

 

The Otter: You’ve been invited to a dinner party, what do you bring as a hostess/host gift? (You better take a hostess/host gift, it’s just polite manners!)

Adam Russo: I would never think of not bringing something (my mother would kill me) I usually bring a good bottle of wine or bubbly.

 

Now for 3 IMPORTANT questions.

The Otter: If Ryan Gosling wanted to hook up with you and you accepted, would you share the pictures and or video with me? Same goes for Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Manganiello and Jamie Dornan

Adam Russo: ….Lol you just mentioned these guys and I had to look up every one of them….I did tell you I was bad with names especially people I haven’t actually met. But if I did and we did sleep together I would not share anything with the public unless they approved. I am respectful of people’s privacy.

 

 

 *Well here they are to remind you, and I just wanted to look at them again.

The Otter: Describe the ideal man, what would the man representing your sexual ideal look and be like? (go ahead and get descriptive!)

Adam Russo This is a tough one because I find so many men beautiful…hence the boyfriend and the boys (why limit yourself) but I do prefer my men black or brown…I have always loved Latin men. I have to say every time I look at Cutler I’m just amazed at how beautiful of a daddy he is…strong muscular with a great ass and big dick and a smile that just makes me melt…hmmm I guess I am a romantic after all.

 

The Otter: Do you prefer men cut or uncut?

Adam Russo: Uncut… I like the extra skin to play with… I wish I was uncut, then I wouldn’t need the cream to jerk off with… and thankfully cutler has a lot of foreskin… now I’m horny again… where is my man? xoxo

 (Insert gratuitous multiple image of Cutler’s epic foreskin)

 

So what might the future hold for Mr. Russo?

The Otter: What are your future goals? (Career, education, travel, etc.)

 Adam Russo: Master of the universe (big grin). There are a number of things…..making sure adamrussoxxx.com gains more exposure. I’m doing a reading in NYC for a mainstream indie film in April which I’m very excited about. This may be the year Russo goes mainstream. Cutler is also working on bringing X Lube to the states so that’s another thing we are both focused on. Travel more and more …I want to go to Asia soon, and as far as art… I want to two-step like my man and take a stain glass course.

*Good, because I’m going to need you to make these simple stained glass windows for my Holt. THANKS! (A Holt is an Otter’s den, that’s what I live in readers)

Sainte Chapelle

And so our interview with Adam Russo has come to an end. Let’s take one more look at this gorgeous man in action (fucking Kieron Ryan) before checking him out this coming Friday in “Ranch Hand Fuck Down” the fourth webisode of the “Sentenced” series available on GayHotMovies.com! Remember to follow me on Twitter & Tumblr!

Thanks for being a sport Adam,

The Otter

The Otter Has A New Pen Pal!

Monday, February 17th, 2014

Brock Avery, with that winning smile and impressive physique is hard not to take notice of, I know I certainly did! Starring, along with an epic cast (including leading man Mike DeMarko) in the “Sentenced” web series produced exclusively by GayHotMovies.com and C1R; Avery steps up to the plate in “Ranch Hand Fuck Down” the fourth webisode of the series…

Just the words Ranch Hands is enough to send this Otter into a fit of orgasmic spasms. Those muscle-bound country boys working up a filthy, mouth-watering, sweat in their dusty blue jeans and broken-in boots send pangs of desire to ones loins. The fragrant scent of hay and molasses-sy horse feed fills the dimly lit barn. Slivers of the bright, high-noon sun push their way into the temple of man lust illuminating the bulging, solid, muscles of a denim clad stud as he tears open the snaps of his plaid shirt revealing the torso of a god built from hard labor. His body is a rippling mass of flesh, sinew and brawn with deep valleys and rivers of veins crisscrossing his manly landscape. A delicious sheen of perspiration covers his powerful physique and you can’t wait to greedily lap it up. Hungrily you bury your face in those intoxicatingly musky pits; he’s rough, he’s ready, and he is going to do things to you that haven’t even had a chance to Google. Off with the jeans, but leave the boots please! You’re salivating over the image of his perfect ass begging you to tongue dive into its furry depths. Tugging down his pre-cum stained Jocky’s reveals a… Oh lord, I have got to stop, someone hand me a fan or a bucket of ice!

Sorry about that bodice ripper moment there folks. Back to Brock and the “Sentenced” series! This wild romp in barnyard got me wondering about the exotically handsome man on the screen, so I sent a (YOU GUESSED IT!) questionnaire. I couldn’t wait to read the answers Brock emailed back. It’s like I have a new, hot pen pal! Well, not really, considering this is our first interaction and not even a direct email; never mind! He’s still my pen pal.

Well, let me tell you. Brock Avery had me hooked from the moment I read the words “Twas quite fun :)” in his return email. “Twas quite fun :)” he even added a smiley face (swoon). So, what pray tell, did I ask the gentleman in question? Read on and find out!

NAME: Brock Avery

YOUR AGE: 24

YOUR HEIGHT: 5’10

YOUR PENIS SIZE: 7.5 inches

TOP, BOTTOM OR VERS: Vers

YOUR D.O.B: 6/29/1989

SWEET OR SAVORY: Savory and so much salt

YOUR ASTRO SIGN: Crazy Cancer

The Otter: Do you feel the need to masturbate considering your career?

Brock Avery: Still a horny fucker, so sometimes yes.

The Otter:  Where did you grow up?

Brock Avery: Nevada

The Otter: What is your preferred time of day to have sex or masturbate?

Brock Avery: Hmmm, all the time

The Otter: What was your adolescent experience like? Were you a popular boy in high school, were you a nerd, were you a 90 lb. weakling, etc.? Are there any funny/embarrassing/proud moments you would like to share from this period of your life?

Brock Avery: Super loner kid. I was always very sweet and daft, very head in the clouds type so I never did get on with too many people. I identified mostly with geeks LOVED Pokemon and video games. I saved a little girl from drowning when I was 11, pretty proud of that 🙂

*Be still my beating heart.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Otter: Would you consider yourself outgoing, modest, shy, confident, douchebaggish, trustworthy, outspoken, kind, careful, reckless? Describe how you feel you present yourself to the world.

Brock Avery: I am insane, I’m very sweet and empathetic but overall very chaotic and introverted. I have a lot of dialogue going on in my head all the time so I probably come off as kind of a dick because I don’t talk a lot and I kind of have a mean look on my face as the screen saver.

 *It’s quite alright Brock, I too suffer from the malady that is known as “Bitchy Resting Face”.

The Otter: Who was the first guy you were sexually attracted to? Did you do anything about it? Did you hook up with him?

Brock Avery: A supervisor I had at Starbucks, Tom, beautiful blue eyes, sandy blonde hair and he oozed confidence and sex. I could barely speak to him and always got chills when he walked by me and half died every time he winked at me. Alas I never got to have fun with him, age difference was too great and he didn’t want to take advantage. 🙁

The Otter: Are you crushing on anyone currently? If so, would you pass them a note in study hall or approach them? (This will tell our readers A LOT about you.)

Brock Avery: Liam Harkmoore, I’d approach the shit out of him.

 

The Otter:  Describe the ideal man, what would the man representing your sexual ideal look and be like? (go ahead and get descriptive!)

Brock Avery: Matt Bomer, need I say more? His bone structure makes me melt and I LOVE white boys 🙂

The Otter: When did you become interested in working in the industry? How did you get started in the adult industry?

Brock Avery: I watched a documentary on porn and performers when I was 17 and wanted to jump in. I was approached by a scout on MM and it took off from there!

The Otter: What was your first job? Did you learn any valuable lessons or tools that you have brought with you into your current career?

 Brock Avery: Landscaper! Yes, I still work very hard to this day!

The Otter: Are you a lefty or a righty when you masturbate?

Brock Avery: Ambidextrous unite!

JAZZ HANDS!

The Otter: How do you feel about toes (I’m not a fan, I just like to know how other people feel about them)?

Brock Avery: Mine are ugly and so are yours!

*I’ll share a pic.

The Otter: Do you have any irrational fears? Agoraphobia, Melissa Joan Hart, choking while home alone, etc.?

*I really like to ask this question, mainly because it’s a great ice breaker and a good tool to have in your arsenal if this person falls from your favor.

Brock Avery: Super paranoid that I’ll get punched in the dick whenever I stand on objects to be taller in crowds.

The Otter: What is your favorite Disney movie and which princess do you most relate too?

Brock Avery: “The Little Mermaid”, watched it approximately 3.5,000,000,000 times as a kid. I never really identified with any characters Disney or otherwise, weird kid here.

 

The Otter: Do you prefer spit or lube when masturbating or having sex?

Brock Avery: My spit is so luscious.

*I bet it is Brock, I bet it is. Woof!

The Otter: Have you always felt comfortable without your clothes on? Do you feel comfortable with clothes on?

Brock Avery: I HATE CLOTHES. Naked is so very perfect.

*I agree, stay naked.

The Otter: Do you prefer men cut or uncut?

Brock Avery: CUT CUT CUT

The Otter:  You’ve been invited to a dinner party, what do you bring as a hostess/host gift? (You better take a hostess/host gift, it’s just polite manners!)

 Brock Avery: A bottle of cabernet and a pie!

The Otter: What are your future goals? (Career, education, travel, etc.)

Brock Avery: To work with athletes as a trainer and be able to open up facilities to promote and teach children how awesome it is to be an athlete.

The Otter: If Ryan Gosling wanted to hook up with you and you accepted, would you share the pictures and or video with me? Same goes for Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Manganiello and Jamie Dornan.

          *I just wanted excuses to find shirtless photos of these men fyi.

Brock Avery: Yes, as well as sell them to the highest bidder.

The Otter: Do you have pets? We want to know all about them if you do!

Brock Avery: Definitely not a pet person.

                     *Queue the Sara Mclachlan. (This’ll change your mind Mr. Avery)

 

And so what did we learn about Brock Avery? Not only is this guy hotter than a chemical fire in July, he’s also my new favorite pen pal! I’m expecting his next correspondence to be an even juicier one, maybe we’ll exchange recipes and helpful homemaking tips! We could even move on to Skype! That way we can drink wine like suburban housewives! All right buddy, I know you’ve read this so get typing.

Thanks for being a sport Brock,

Ya’ll better follow me on Twitter and Tumblr.

Catch ya later cum catchers,

The Otter

Billy Santoro responds to The Otter’s email.

Friday, February 7th, 2014

When I found out that a certain star of the“Sentenced” web series and I had a mutual friend in common, I immediately contacted said friend and demanded “GET ME HIS GOD DAMN EMAIL!” and now I present to you an interview with Billy Santoro.

At first I wasn’t sure how this would go. Would I be speaking to Billy on the phone? Via Skype? Emails? I was just so NERVOUS! Would he be nice to me? What would we talk about? What if he was boring? Oh my goodness! Christ, Otter, this isn’t a date, get your jockstrap untangled I told myself. Turns out I wouldn’t have to video chat with the tall dark and handsome stud after all. Darn. So I did the next best thing, I sent him one of my questionnaires.

Questioning people is something I like to do. I like to find out what makes them tick. I want to find out just how crazy they are. I want to know if they are equally weird or weirder than I am. However, I have to dial back the crazy for work purposes. I mean, I can’t just ask a complete stranger if they’ve ever had (a perfect example has just landed on my desk as I took a moment to converse with other girls in the steno pool). “Have you ever had a coworker document your skid mark in order to alert the powers that be, that you are in fact the culprit responsible for such an atrocity?” No, I can’t say that I have, but have you? Certainly I wouldn’t present such a gem of query to an unfamiliar person in public. That’s just rude. That’s second date material.

Without much to go on (I didn’t have time to do too much stalking on the handy dandy internet) all I knew was that Billy Santoro was apparently tall, good looking, hairy and a native Philadelphian.

*Note: Nowhere in this interview are you going to read anything pertaining to a preference for either Pat’s or Geno’s. Spoiler alert! Philadelphians don’t really care. Philadelphians avoid this topic. Philadelphians get our cheese steaks elsewhere.

In order to get to a little cozier with Mr. Santoro, and not to come off too Mariska Hargitay in the interrogation room, I decided to present Billy with a more family friendly list of questions. So I gathered up my material and pressed send, hoping that Billy wouldn’t trash the entire questionnaire or refuse to answer many of the questions I wanted answers to.

Let’s start with the basics shall we.

NAME: Billy Santoro

YOUR AGE: 38

YOUR HEIGHT: 6ft1

YOUR PENIS SIZE: 6.5″

TOP, BOTTOM OR VERS: Vers.

YOUR D.O.B: 1/14/1976

SWEET OR SAVORY: Savory

YOUR ASTRO SIGN: Capricorn

 

Now that we have his basic information down let’s get to know our subject a little bit better.

The Otter: Where did you grow up?

Billy Santoro: Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground I spent most of my days….

(Insert The Fresh Prince theme song)

The Otter: What was your adolescent experience like? Were you a popular boy in high school, were you a nerd, were you a 90 lb. weakling, etc.? Are there any funny/embarrassing/proud moments you would like to share from this period of your life?

(I like to ask this question because I myself was [am] a nerdy 98lb weakling and I want to know if there is still hope that I may grow up to be a big beefy hunk of man… At my age I’m beginning to doubt it.)

Billy Santoro: I was a skinny, very hairy, nerd.  I was a brilliant student who graduated with honors #3 in a class of 1000 students.  My most embarrassing moment was when I was 15 and I allowed my girlfriend to take nude Polaroids of me. Well, we broke up and she passed the pictures around the entire school.  I was nicknamed Billy Bologna for the rest of that year.  BUT, it definitely made me more comfortable with people seeing my body.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Otter: Do you have any irrational fears? Agoraphobia, Melissa Joan Hart, choking while home alone, etc.?

Billy Santoro: It’s actually a crazy irrational fear.  My high protein diet keeps me gassy.  I am always paranoid that I will let one out while a scene partner is rimming me.

The Otter:  What is your favorite Disney movie and which princess do you most relate too?

Billy Santoro: “Beauty and the Beast.”  Belle proves that hairy men are IN!  I most relate to the evil queen in Snow White, not the princess.  Sometimes I have trouble allowing other people’s issues to roll off my back.  The Queen is just misunderstood and definitely redeemable.

The Otter: What would your last meal consist of?

Billy Santoro: It would be a Chinese buffet in Philly.  Just cuz I can just keep eating to add days to my life and I love the hand written signs “Take what you eat, but eat what you take!”

The Otter: What color are your pants and the last food you ate? You will have to read the interview to find out why this question was included.

Billy Santoro:  Dark blue denim with chili and eggs.

* CONGRATULATIONS BILLY! Your band name would be “The Dark Blue Chili Eggs

The Otter: What is your preferred time of day to have sex or masturbate?

Billy Santoro: I love to get off in the tanning booth!!  I don’t know why, but it may be that all lights are on me.  I love to have sex at night, then in true blue collar raised fashion, pass out after I cum.

The Otter: Do you feel the need to masturbate considering your career?

Billy Santoro: Absolutely!  Keep that cum producing!

The Otter: Are you a lefty or a righty when you masturbate?

Billy Santoro: Righty

The Otter: Do you prefer spit or lube when masturbating or having sex?

Billy Santoro: I don’t like lube or spit when I jack it.  And I Jack it!!  I beat the fuck out of my meat to cum.  HARD and VIGOROUS!  Sex, I like lube.  My dick is very thick.  Spit just doesn’t cut it.

The Otter: When did you become interested in working in the industry? How did you get started in the adult industry?

Billy Santoro:  I was volunteering for TLA Video’s film fest in the late 90s when I met Chi Chi LaRue.  She planted the seed in my head.  I decided to live life and get comfortable with my body and sex, then I decided to give it a whirl at 37.

The Otter: Would you consider yourself outgoing, modest, shy, confidant, douchebaggish, trustworthy, outspoken, kind, careful, reckless? Describe how you feel you present yourself to the world.

Billy Santoro: I am very blunt in expressing myself.  I say what I mean and mean what I say.  I am very trustworthy and honest.  I have shy moments, but for the most part I love attention so I shove that shy kid from yesteryear back in the closet and begin putting on my comedic charm.

The Otter: If time travel was possible, where would you go? (You cannot choose the future because it hasn’t happened yet and there is the possibility you may have to stay put wherever you travel to… So answer wisely.)

Billy Santoro: I would go back to senior year of high school when I was making my post education choices.  I would not have pursued my business degree, but rather attended West Point.  3 main reasons 1) to see the world 2) free education 3) all the MEN!

The Otter: Are you crushing on anyone currently? If so, would you pass them a note in study hall or approach them? (This will tell our readers A LOT about you.)

Billy Santoro:  I am not currently crushing on anyone.  I would totally pass a note and run!!  I tend to put up a comedic wall when I meet new people, this tend to earn me the label “The Funny Girl

The Otter: Do you have any hobbies? (Scherenschnitte, gardening, taxidermy, cooking, sports, painting, woodworking, cobbling shoes, etc.)

Billy Santoro: I enjoy chasing the cat with the laser beam.  I don’t know why I am entertained by this, but I can do it for hours.  Make him jump into things.  Maybe it is a control issue!  Oh I like working out too!

The Otter: Is there anyone in the industry who inspires you, past or present?

Billy Santoro: One of my inspirations is Adam Killian.  He used the industry to do what he loves which is being creative.  Now he is the creative director at Lucas Entertainment.  Girl played her cards right.

 

 

The Otter: What are your future goals? (Career, education, travel, etc.)

Billy Santoro: I want to get lost in Europe with my husband.  Specifically a sex club.  My hubby loves the uncut cock and It would be my pleasure to cover him in foreskin from all over.  Oh, I will go back to my career in business and potentially open a gay themed espresso bar. 

* Husband being the very sexy Seth Treston.

The Otter: Do you have pets? We want to know all about them if you do!

Billy Santoro: Moo Moo is my rescue Pit Bull .  I rescued her ass in 2008.  Her real name is Chloe Moo Moo Poundcake, my drag daughter.  She got the Moo Moo nickname because when they spayed her, her utters were HUGE!  So I kept Moo’ing at her and she was answering.  Seth and I adopted a black pussy, since neither of us have truly experienced one before.  His name is Kitty, cuz we are stupid and couldn’t pick a name.  Our big debate now is whether to cut his balls off.  I am for and Seth is against.  I think he is still bitter he got circumcised.

 

(I stole these from your Facebook Billy. Sorry.)

The Otter: Name three people you would love to have lunch with? (Living, dead, famous, infamous, unknown…)

Billy Santoro: Cher, Madonna and Celine –  I just know the claws will come out and that is true entertainment.

 

The Otter: Do you prefer men cut or uncut?

Billy Santoro: I was an uncut basher for a hot minute because that is all I was finding in my hook ups in LA.  Then Boomer Banks destroyed my love tunnel and I was conquered by the foreskinmafia.  I like uncut and cut.  I like COCK!

 

(So do I Billy, so do I.)

 

Well, there you have it, twenty questions answered by Billy himself. Make sure to check out this hot ticket in the latest “Sentenced” webisode “Intense Interrogation”  available exclusively on GayHotMovies.com! What else can I say… The guy is gorgeous, loves cock and is pretty damn funny too!

Thanks for being a sport Billy,

-The Otter at GayHotMovies

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