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Let’s Go To The Barn Raisin’ Y’all!

Tuesday, July 21st, 2015

If you’ve been keeping up with The Otter you probably know by now that I’m just simple country folk who just happened to land himself in the city AND in the world of porn. In some ways I like to think of myself as a Holly Golightly with a beard. Seriously, I will snatch that sparkle off your head and wear it myself! And as a country boi I have spent quite a bit of time in barns. Working in barns, repairing barns, drinking in barns, painting barns, going to hunting parties in barns, volunteering at a archeological dig in a barn…I could continue on, but I’ll stop myself. Barns can be used for an array of purposes too. There are barns for horses, barns for cows, barns for grain, barns for tobacco, barns for charcoal, barns for equipment, and then there are barns for fucking.

The idea of getting it on in a barn has always been a fantasy for many men out there. It’s sexy, raw, somewhat risky in the sense that you could get caught. There is absolutely nothing that turns me on than a man who works outdoors. Forget those clean shaven, gym bunny, investment banker, label whores! Give me a dude who developed his rock hard physique from workin’ the farm, and consuming fresh eggs, meat, vegetables, and milk straight from the cow. No sir, this guy doesn’t need any fancy cologne some hairless model is selling; he smells like sweat, earth, and just maybe a leftover hint of last night’s aftershave he splashed on ’cause you made a nice hearty meal. Right here is man who’ll take off his hat and wipe his brow before taking a long draft of the lemonade you brought him, smack his lips and thank ya kindly. He’s also the type who strips down and hoses off in a trough to clean up. Woof!

The time honored barn sex fantasy is a true classic in the world of porn, but what are the real logistics of this raunchy romp in the hay? I’ve been in many a barn in my lifetime and I can tell you that there can be a world of differences between each and every one of them. There are fancy barns, simple barns, tiny barns, big barns, even ROUND barns! Ancient stone barns stay nice and cool in the summer. Some can smell sweet like molasses laced animal feed, or downright pungent from un-mucked stalls. There are massive barns built of steel and metal, brightly lit and industrial. I’m not a fan of these, too modern for my old-timey sensibilities, and of course there are structures made of timber as well. The light peeking through the weathered siding is quite romantic in this example; and the list can go on and on. Choosing where one can commit acts of unbridled passion are also fascinating in a rustic structure built for necessary purposes. Stalls, milking rooms, tack rooms, grain rooms, equipment areas, on tractors or wagons, and the tried and true hay loft are all wonderful places to get your freak on. Just be careful of that straw, it can poke you and not in a good way.

This Tuesday I’ve decided to make a list of some great barn scenarios here on GayHotMovies.com. I hope you enjoy.

I HAD to start with this…Looks like the boys got some company. NEIGHHHHHHHHHH!

Ride Em’ Cowboy: Scene 3

Keep your eyes on this structure, I’m pretty sure it’s a star on it’s own.

Stud Ranch-Hung N’ Strung: Scene 1

Although a fresh coat of whitewash would be a good idea this ample stall is ideal.

Horsemen: Scene 3

What a nice shade of blue on that tractor.

Muscle Ranch II: Scene 4

I’m pretty sure this is the same barn as before? I wonder if the studio owns it?

Naked Muscles – The New Breed: Scene 4

This is a fantastic barn, you must see the exterior!

7 In A Barn: Scene 2

Beautiful and dirty. Please put some shoes on, I’m pretty sure those are vermin droppings.

Inside Jirka Gregor: Scene 4

At least the set dressers went to a barn to gather props, too bad this is NOT a barn.

Hand Jive 2: Scene 1

I hate to bust your bubble; they’re not Amish, but look at those darling stairs.

Escapade Amoureuse: Scene 2

Yes it’s a set, but they did a really nice job with that backdrop.

Spokes: Scene 2

 

Look at that siding, what’s not to love?

Breakin’ The Rules: Scene 4

This is the best barn in my opinion. Look at those beams!

Prague Buddies: Scene 3

Just a few words of advice, doing the nasty in a barn also raises some other obstacles to overcome other than your creepy uncle Jack trying to get in on the action. Hay and straw are mighty dusty and scratchy. There are flies and other pests to deal with. The smells of a barn might not always be the nicest. And by all means do not attempt to enjoy a post coital smoke in there, go outside and do that; then go wash up, supper’s almost on! Remember to follow me on Twitter and Tumbler too.

Catch ya later cum catchers,

-The Otter

Let’s Get Off On Whatever Turns Ya On

Friday, July 17th, 2015

What turns you on? That’s the premise of Bijou classic Whatever Turns Ya On starring Jim Cassidy as an open-minded escort. This clever plot-driven film tells the story of Jim and his clientele’s tastes. From wild to mild, Jim is the go to guy when it comes to getting your fetish on, no matter what it may be. The four scene film isn’t all that cohesive, but viewers will get the idea once the interaction between Jim and Laurent makes its way to the stage. As it turns out, the film is a collection of scenes Jim has put together. A “long time coming,” the films represent the fetishes Jim has indulged for his clients. From weird to raunchy, Whatever Turns Ya On runs the gamut. There’s leather, urine, flogging, humiliation, boot licking, extreme penetration-the list goes on and on…

The question for this fine looking sex worker is, what turns him on? Scene four is by far the best scene of the film and the only one with continuous audio (believe me, they get pretty vocal). Jim turns out to have another job as a pool guy. It’s a sunny California Friday when we meet Jim and his new co-worker by the pool. I seriously wish I could tell you who the other un-credited model (now I can’t be certain, but he could very well be Dakota judging from his necklace) is because he is a fine example of grade A beefcake. Oh, and did I mention his perfect tan line? Just let that sink in.

Jim and Blondie (so we’ll call our un-credited hunk “Blondie”) take a quick smoke break while the pool settles before vacuuming and discuss their weekend plans. It just so happens that Blondie’s girl Alice is going to be out of town. How convenient. Of course we know that Jim is going to accept Blondie’s invitation to come over for some cold ones later. Who wouldn’t? I know exactly what gorgeous, chiseled, mind-blowingly handsome men want when they invite you over for a beer on a Friday night and it sure as hell ain’t some friendly bro time.

Fantasy suddenly becomes reality as Blondie wastes no time getting Jim out of his knickers. Christ, the guy didn’t even get a sip of his beer before that golden haired Adonis started his advances. In moments, the pair have stripped down and are off to the bedroom. I would like to take a moment to appreciate this room. I love that color they chose for the bedding, and that lamp! This is classy room if I do say so myself.

Moving on; Jim and Blondie obviously had some pent-up sexual aggression to get out of their systems. It’s beautiful to watch these two in action. All that skin, and muscle, and dick is driving me crazy at this point. I was totally expecting a sexy bareback fuck to go down in this scene, but instead we get a sexy bareback flip fuck! Yes sir, Jim and Blondie can’t get enough. Doesn’t everyone love dudes who can both give and take?

To tie up the scene in a pretty white ribbon, you’ll be quite impressed with the ribbons of cum erupting from Jim Cassidy as he rides Blondie’s dick reverse cowboy. The only thing missing in this glorious segment is Blondie’s mess of man milk; I think he spilled that deep inside his work buddy’s hole.

If you are looking for some classic visual candy, Whatever Turns Ya On is it. Just look at the interaction between these two he-men as they worship each other’s bodies and dicks. I know I really enjoyed this flick, even the weird-ass butterfly and net fetish. Don’t ask, just watch on GayHotMovies.com.

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Catch ya later cum catchers,

-The Otter

It’s Just My Boyfriend, Keep Fucking Me

Friday, July 10th, 2015

I would love to review this entire film, but it’s so good I’m just going to tease you with my personal favorite scene. Dot Cum from Cazzo Films is the story of online hookups, relationships, and fate. Lukas Knowles finds himself all alone after his cheating boyfriend leaves him for some blonde bim-boi. It’s kind of sad, but his sexy friend Milan Gamiani convinces him try the same website he uses to meet guys. Granted the film was released in 2007, just before the development and world domination of the hook-up app, I find it a charming reminder of online cruising. As the story progresses we have some really amazing scenes and the one I want to touch on is definitely a not to miss. Seriously. It all starts off with Milan and Lukas discussing their online activities. Of course Milan, being the dirty slut that he is, regales Lukas with his latest tale of anonymous depravity.

He had received a message from a horny bottom (Dave Neubert) whom was ready to get his hole filled while he is “lubed up and on all fours,” he claimed. Unsure of what might transpire, Milan makes the decision to just go for it; if he walks in and is repulsed he can just hit the road. Leaving caution to the wind, our smoldering stud enters the apartment and strips down as instructed. Let the games begin!

It’s quite a lovely room, in my honest opinion. Pretty blue walls, interesting iron bed, French doors, white trim-I could totally make this my bedroom.

The pair start with a blow between the rails which resulted in a nice face fuck I thoroughly enjoyed. I always expect Milan to be uncut (personal preference), but whatever, he’s still fucking hot. He really pushes this blonde’s head down on his dick too. Dirty talk ensues and soon enough Milan’s dick gets real slobbery. That’s a big dick to take down your gullet, boy!

Enough with the cock sucking. Milan rims Dave’s unbelievably super smooth pucker, prepping him for his fatty. Cazzo guys know how to fuck, and Milan fucks hard. I love watching this stud in action. What I also love is how they’ve left their sneakers on. You have to admit Milan Giamani is one photogenic stud.

This is by far the part of the scene that cements it as my favorite of Dot Cum. The sound of Milan’s voice as he exclaims after hearing the front door “Oh shit, who’s that?” To which Dave responds, “That’s my boyfriend.” Seriously, bud? You’re boyfriend is home and you’re getting fucked by some random hot dude? No wonder Milan asks, “And now?” Yeah, and now what? I’d be afraid for my life. “I think it’ll be fine.” Dave is too enraptured by Milan’s dick deep inside of him to care when he asks, “Did I say stop?” Sure, just let your boyfriend walk in on you getting screwed rotten by Milan.

Of course Breno Lopes just walks in, pauses, and moves on through to another room. Is it getting hotter in here? Milan flips the boy over and shoves his thumb in with his dick really filling in that hole! With only a set of French doors to separate them, Breno watches TV in a darkened room as Milan thrusts in and out of his cheating bf. The guys are even kissing too? Milan pulls all the way out and pushes all the way back in without a hand to guide him something of which takes skill and is fascinating to observe. Breno’s turn to join in.

He immediately shoves his uncut fuck tool into his blonde bitch’s mouth. Honestly Dave’s got to be in heaven with these two sweet cocks in both ends of him. Breno takes over for Milan and pounds away doggy style as his boy rims Milan’s hole. Everyone is working up a sweat! Did I not say this was a hot scene? Breno Lopes has one of the most perfect bodies in porn and it is shown off beautifully in Dot Cum.

Another switch! This time Milan is in the middle getting fucked by Breno whilst he fucks David. The sequence is accompanied by some nice camera work and sloppy slappin’. On his back, Milan takes every inch of Breno. This is an intense threeway-if your cock isn’t leaking pre-cum by now, check your pulse to see if you’re alive. Milan stays rock hard until stroking himself to climax all over his fuzzy stomach. Breno pulls out and Dave takes over servicing his meat with his mouth. What happens next I found kind of adorable in its own weird way. Milan slips away and thanks them on his way out as Breno nods and Dave, still attached to his partners cock, waves farewell. This is a very convivial couple and we are treated to Breno’s cum shot onto Dave’s chest and mouth. Finally, the little bottom gets his chance to squirt quite a massive load, and who wouldn’t after those two?

What a story! Dot Cum is full of great surprises, unsuspected locations for dirty deeds, and a menagerie of talented horse hung tops and greedy bottoms. I highly suggest this title if you’re looking to get off on some incredible action check it out on GayHotMovies.com. Remember to follow me on Twitter and Tumblr too!

Catch ya later cum catchers,

-The Otter

The Erotic, Crazy, Freakshow Adventures Of Hercules In A Nut Shell

Thursday, July 2nd, 2015

Shit is about to get weird. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules is a film you are not going to find very easily anywhere but GayHotMovies.com. Believe me, I checked. It’s not even available at Bijou, its own provider! So let me tell you I was just about as excited to find out about this film as I was discovering my first gay porn magazine many moons ago. Why, you may ask? Because it’s a classic, and it’s fucking weird; don’t let this soft-core box cover fool you.

Just look at these opening credits. Seriously, it’s like Clash of the Titans and Jason and the Argonauts. I’m surprised there wasn’t any wacky claymation minotaurs or anything. Once the credits are over, the audience is transported to a rocky beach where the story begins. I think the narrator didn’t get the narration part in The Ten Commandments starring Charlton Heston. That man was hot-no wonder Anne Baxter was always moaning “Moses, Moses, Moses.” Jeez Louise! And moving on…

So we’ve got Hercules, the ocean, and animal hide loin cloths. Cut to a palace. Here we meet a super creepy old dude with a bucket of KFC who is actually King Casmer and he’s got some damn cute boys at his fingertips. Check out the one with the fan. Although it’s just beginning, I ask myself “When was this made?” It looks like a Rodgers and Hammerstein Cinderella made for TV in the sixties. The colors are wonderful!

Nothin’ like a bucket-a-chicken and some head from one of your slaves, eh? I’m getting kind of hungry. Spoiler alert, there is a lot of “soft serve” in this flick. The king doesn’t really get hard, but still cums buckets in the boy’s mouth who then spits it into a chalice. This blowjob really did amp up the perversion rating of The Erotic Adventures of Hercules.

As the narrator continues, King Casmer is going to send a young prince to tempt his arch rival Hercules and destroy him. We meet the prince as he and the king drink some wine. He’s kind of cute-blonde hair, mustache, blue eyes. He kind of looks like Luke Harding aka Aden Stone? Of course he’ll be handsomely compensated for his troubles with jewels and treasure to destroy Herc.

Luke’s better looking.

What a lovely soundtrack. I really want to know what beach was this filmed on. Sure Prince, just wash up nekked on the rocky shore, Hercules will rescue you. Ah, what a sweet, smooth, nubile youth. Oh so succulent; just smack him in the face to wake him up. Stop using your hand and use your dick Herc! Oh, thanks for saving me! Back in Hercules’ lair, Prince sets to work “I mean I just regained consciousness, but let me caress your muscular body and suck yo dick!” There is a lot of static in the soundtrack at this point, but it is so worth listening to. Who got paid to dub this freakshow? Hercules kind of has this whole fifties bodybuilder look going on, like he should be in Physique Pictoral, and this pleases me.

To mention the soundtrack once again, this is the kind of music you frolic to and the voice over dubbing is so sensationally bad. In this scene I’ll admit it’s not really the best blowjob I’ve ever seen. Hercules does cum in the prince’s mouth, but what is with all this soft serve so far? Doesn’t anyone get a raging hard-on in this movie? And now they cuddle. I’d also like to point out that the prince has real fancy belt on. Moments later the pair are grinding. It’s kind of weird and I feel like I’m intruding. Here’s the DL: Herc’s trying to get hard again, Prince whimpers. Is he in him? Nope, just grinding. Finally we have some fucking! The prince is a total bottom bitch and Herc fucks his hole raw, pulls out and shoots another copious load. He even got jizz on the deer skin rug. Who’s going to clean that up? A+ for stamina Hercules!

I forgot what the prince was sent to do when this happens. They are NOT going to get it on for a third time! Wait! The thirst is real for this prince as he starts sucking on Hercules rod again. Needless to say the audience is treated to another dispassionate blow, another creamy load down the prince’s throat. That’s a lot of cum and the sheer amount Hercules has produced in such a short period of time is pretty hot actually.

Hercules must be so tired. The prince really “took it out of him” and it’s off to dreamland. Next thing ya know he’s bound in chains and shackles. Did the prince slip him a Mickey? King Creeper is back and gloating over his prize. He whips and flogs Herc while the prince and one of the kings boys start to get it on while he watches. I’m sensing the prince probably has a thing for Herc or vise versa, but I could be wrong.

This cocksucker with the dark hair and ‘stache is pretty sexy. Check out those chops!

There is too much soft serve in this film.

As we continue our adventure, viewers will be treated to some passionate osculation followed by more sucking at the feet of the king whilst Herc looks on. These guys love grinding and the old dude is contentedly jerking off to this. He’s truly got a greedy gullet, that prince. He really gets to it on the slave boy, who is cute, but I thought he’d have a bigger cock. It also looks like the king’s advisor dude whom we met earlier has joined the party too to jerk off as well.

Now this is the guy I’ve been waiting for. Finding Hercules bound and chained, a little muscle lad walks right up and likes what he sees. He immediately begins worshiping Herc with his hands and mouth. As he is going to town on the subdued giant, the creepy-ass adviser guy just lifts up the youth’s loin cloth and slips his dick in. How rude, but Little Muscle Lad doesn’t care. Prince unleashes his white lava in the slave’s mouth as this fuck-fest continues on the floor. Time for a cum swap! The Erotic Adventures of Hercules has more loads blown directly into mouths than any other film I’ve seen in a while. What I mean is the spunk is literally sucked out of the guys, no jerking off to finish, just dick in mouth. Back to Herc’s neck of the woods; the adviser unloads his contribution and Muscle Lad doesn’t even care. He’s too busy milking Herc’s cock until he explodes.

There is a lot of cum in these guys’ mouths.

Now for a threesome! Mustache Boy fucks Muscle Lad, who sports some nice foreskin in a fleshy roll about, at the feet of the king and Mustache Boy cums after pulling out. It’s a decent fuck to watch, and my only issue was that it was too bad the Muscle Lad didn’t cum. I was really hoping for that.

To finish things up I’ll make this brief. Everyone is passed out and Hercules (with the help of the gods) unchains himself to exact his revenge. He slaughters everyone, even the prince who I believe thought Herc loved him and would take him away before he met his fate. Oh, and Herc kept that belt?

Since The Erotic Adventures of Hercules is only available on GayHotMovies.com, you should really head on over and watch it. I’m so happy I got to review such an off the wall classic and share it with you. Remember to follow me on Twitter and Tumblr too!

Catch ya later cum catchers

-The Otter

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