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A Whole New Level of “Kissin Cousins”

Friday, July 25th, 2014

*Take it away Elvis!

I hear this story over and over “My first experience with another guy was with my cousin.” Well, I can’t say that was an experience I ever had, but it doesn’t mean it wasn’t, or isn’t, the case for many. OF COURSE this scenario would make its way to the screen, and in 1983 director William Higgins brought the fantasy to life. In “Cousin’s”  Billy Gant and Matt Ramsey (aka “straight” porn star Peter North) assume the roles of (ingeniously scripted) Matt and Billy, cousins.

*We’re related…

Billy (a cute muscled blonde) has just arrived with his folks from sunny California in, what I may add is a fantastic station wagon I wouldn’t mind owning, for a visit with Matt and his parents. I’ve always wondered “where on earth do they find these people to play the non sexual roles in these classics”. Perhaps they were actors who could not find ANY other work… although I think a bit role in a porn could be really fun… Hey Cockyboys (wink, wink).

Let’s meet the parents…

Oh what a festive time these happy people have, grilling hot dogs, laughing, talking, completely unaware that their “all American” strapping, young sons are about to get down to some serious cousin-on-cousin fucking. Even Matt doesn’t even know yet (insert another wink). The jovial group wastes no time making their way to their respective sleeping quarters, guess what??? Matt has given up his room to his Auntie and Uncle, and will be (conveniently) bunked up with Billy on the sofa bed. What could possibly happen?

Don’t stay up too late watching TV!” hollers dad from the hall, chuckling he shakes his head at the boys, as if television is naughtiest activity this pair is going to get into. Nope, that might be the dope. Once Matt shuts off the tube with a (WHAT THE HELL!) clicker, (you’re telling me that these people can afford a clicker TV in 1983, but not a proper guest room!) the boys head out to the pool to spark up a doobie, of course they’re only wearing their adorable tightie-whities. Feeling ripped from tokin that blunt, Matt and Billy (no surprise here, they’re cousins, and grown men) strip off their Jockeys for a rather insinuating, sparkling, dip in the pool (I think we can safely presume where this is heading).

Back indoors restless Billy takes a longing gander at his cousin’s muscle bound body rippling just under the covers; so he does whatever any red blooded man would do with his sexy cousin slumbering ever so closely beside, strip off his briefs without waking him! Matt must have really been tired because Billy isn’t nearly sneaky enough when he pulls down the cotton barrier between his mouth and Matt’s delectable meat. Never the less, within moments Billy is working Matt’s fuck tool, teasing it from soft to rigid like the pro cock-sucker from California you know he is.

*Slumber party!

Oh no! Apparently Matt’s not too into the late night blowjob, but hey, he’s cool with it; although “I’m not too much into that man” doesn’t seem entirely convincing. The dialogue is great at this part of the scene. Matt’s confused inner monologue is pure gold! “He is my cousin, I shouldn’t let him down…”

AND… we’re back in bed!

Now comes the HOT action…

These guys are young, virile, and full of pent up sexual urges. Matt wants to try something he’s never tried before… Fucking another guys butt.

“C’mon you tight assed son-of-a-bitch, ride me!”

Yep. Definitely something he’s not into.

The scene continues with some impressive cock riding (I was a little bummed Matt never flipped Billy onto his back to give him a really hard fucking). The guys are pretty verbal on that pull out sofa bed but surprisingly their parents never hear a peep, or maybe again they did and are now frozen, horror stricken, clutching their bed covers under their chins as the enthusiastic wails of ecstasy emanate from their darling boys; a single tear of utter disgust mixed with disbelief trickles down each ones cheek.

*OK, so we all had a good cry…

Not wanting to “disappoint” his cousin, Matt takes hold of (literally) his cousin’s orgasmic needs by stroking Billy’s slicked up tool while simultaneously driving his cock into the boys guts, resulting in a nice creamy load all over his hand and washboard abs.

*MILK IT MATT!

The big moment is what Matt Ramsey was famous for. COPIOUS amounts of cum. By copious, I mean this guy can shoot a load, his gushing dick geyser lets out a gloriously breathtaking stream of man milk that covers cousin Bill’s face and chest, and he keeps coming! Matt’s impressive ejaculation bathes Billy in its white heat, and the little cum dumpster that he is, can’t get enough. Matt gently swabs Billy’s face (which is in a state of blissful repose) with his still stiff member teasing Billy’s mouth with it’s swollen head. This is pure, post sex, beauty.

Overall, the first scene of “Cousin’s” is fucking hot, if Matt Ramsey was my cousin I’d have totally let him cram his dick all up inside me. (Only I’d make that fucker blow his load all over my hole and fuck it back in!) So there you have it, The Otter’s review of scene one from “Cousin’s” check it (and the rest of this great classic) out on GayHotMovies.com!

*Awe, thanks cuz!*

-The Otter

Have You Ever Been So Scared You Got An Erection?

Thursday, June 5th, 2014

What better way to spend an ominously cloudy morning in the office than to watch a “horror & terror” themed porn? Well there isn’t anything I can think of off the top of my head. So I get this email informing me of a film that has just gone live on GayHotMovies.com, it’s title, “Scared Stiff”… And I can tell you I was frightened to get a stiffie from this one.

A.      It’s a Bijou classic (we all know how I love those).

B.      Once I saw that Al Parker was in it I practically creamed.

C.      It’s horror themed!

The film is digitally re-mastered so it looks incredible, and consists of eleven, that’s right ELEVEN hard-on inducing scenes from the past… This is bound to be good. So let’s start…

A scene from “Gayracula” (yes you’ve read correctly). Twenty one year old Gaylord Young (Tim Kramer) has just arrived to present an object to the Marquis De Suede (Steve Collins) from his Aunt Bella.

*Look at that fancy outfit…

This blonde young stud (Kramer) looks rather dapper in his 18th century inspired outfit (I will say, the costume department did a good job on the details [I was slightly disheartened as an individual with a background in historical costuming that this particular ensemble would have been worn in the early 19th century and not 1783 as the film states as its date] even if they’re stripped off in moments). With a wave of his hand the Marquis has Gaylord under his spell, leading the virile, muscled and hung object of his lust into the candlelit bedroom. This pair wastes no time getting down to the carnal deeds their bodies crave. Both the Marquis and Gaylord take turns face fucking each other’s thick cocks (these guys have some lovely suckable balls between their thighs as well…) before the Marquis slides himself onto Gaylord’s raw shaft.

After riding him for a while the Marquis is on his back getting a good pounding by the currier from “Crutchly, Bloomfield & Smithe” atop some, what appear to be, fabulous black satin sheets of really good quality (hell, they’re almost as shiny as these two men’s glistening oiled bodies).

The Marquis has no problem cumming all over  his closely cropped chest fur, but I was ready to pump one out with Gaylord as De Suede sucked his beautiful (I mean it, it’s gorgeous) dick…

Unfortunately before that load is released the Marquis shows his true colors and bites down on that fresh muscled neck of Gaylord’s. The scene is fucking hot and the quality of the makeup used for the bite marks (when Gaylord has a chance to examine himself) is quite well done!

*Stop, that tickles!!!

*Duhfuck…

*Jerk…

*Pretty face.

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The next scene is from “Getting It” for a short one it’s pretty good, lots of smoke and mirrors (no, I mean it, there are a lot of mirrors and a lot of smoke in this leather clad scene) Highlights include cum on leather, cum on faces, and in mouths, and plenty of screaming.

*Smokey…

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*Look at that cute little bumm… I want to bury my face in it…

Next up we have a real nightmare! Yep, my all time, hands down, the god of gods, favorite, Al Parker stars in a frightening dream sequence from “Inches”.

*Run Al! Runnnnnnnnn!

A group of masked men take turns with bearded stud Steve Taylor’s mouth. One by one Steve gets these anonymous hard bodied hunks hard with his wet tongue and agile hands, all the while Al watches unable to stop his lover from what is going to be one hell of a fuck!

*Handsome

*What a nice strand of delicious pre-cum…

There is some freaky shit going on in this iconic scene (from heavy breathing, amazing glistening ropes of pre-cum to tied up balls) Steve Taylor’s body gets used! What a fucking hot pup he is, riding every dick in sight, sitting down on inch after inch of throbbing hard flesh and just letting it all take over.

Al Parker is forced to watch this insane act of depraved man sex all the while before awakening from what was all just a dream…

*So gorgeous

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Beautifully shot in a surreal setting on a bed of rust coloured velvet this scene from “Night Of The Occultist” takes group sex to a new level. I swear, the moment I saw these guys in their capes and collars I was immediately reminded of a cartoon from my childhood… Perhaps you’ve seen “Underground World” a Superman cartoon from 1943? Well, maybe the director did too…

 Complete with fog and foreboding music, this cock-worshipping, creepy paintings and beautiful barebacking resulting in creamy loads of spunk is the type of film I’d like to make in my basement.

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I knew something was going to be good when I saw the staircase in “Strictly Forbidden” especially since one of my favorite sculptures (“The Shades” by Rodin) is featured on the landing.

As Thomas (Jeffries) wanders amongst more Rodin masterpieces (including “The Burghers of Calais” and “Falling Man”) this art fag’s heart (and penis) jumped… art AND sex! SWEET!

*Bust of “Falling Man” by Rodin.

*“The Burghers of Calais”  by Rodin

This museum does have its off limits areas, but Thomas heeds no warning. Into a whole new world he goes. I was impressed with the use of lighting by director Jack Deveau, one almost believes the muscular bodies of the stars are actual stone (achieved with clever projections of marble and stone walls).

Suddenly the sculpture has come to life and some seriously beautiful kissing ensues (I love some hot tongue action). Now there is a creepy mummy going on that I didn’t quite get, but as the high pitched music leads us into the action it’s awesome.

*HOT

*Wasn’t really into him…

The sound of moaning and sloppy balls slapping against sweaty asses punctuates the soundtrack. Everyone is fucking in this scene; swathed in deep crimson light some guy is getting it bent over a pedestal while sucking another pair of dude’s dicks… on the floor in the cool blue light, a totally hot bearded stud pushes an over sized dildo into a greedy boy hole. Thomas soon finds himself amidst all of this. What I imagine to be an all consuming and a deliciously musky smelling scene is just that! Trippy music, crazy sex and a finale I wasn’t expecting, all drenched in cum; this scene is one of the best in this collection.

*That is a BIG dildo.

*ummm….

 *What the?

*Wait… Who the hell are you?

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“The Spirit Is Willing” from “Four In Hand” is yet another gem from the past incorporating some pretty high tech special effects for its day. Muscled young stud Bo Richards with his messy mop of golden curls and angel faced (kind of looks a bit like Tom WellingDino Hard, arrive in a bedroom in an almost silent film era-esque fashion as two travelers.

“What happened Otter?” 

*This guy Tom…

The boys immediately strip down and slip into their respective beds; however their spirits are not yet ready for dreamland.

The sexy supernatural pair make it over to a black leather couch where Dino takes a mouthful of Bo’s transparent cock. The really hot action begins once these guys are flesh again, and damn it is great. Bo leads Dino to the side of the couch where he bends him over and literally fucks the cum out of him before he himself lets out a milky white spunk eruption all over his partners smooth back and firm ass.

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What happens in this scene could be pretty cool… Could be, except I was not into the models. Although it was funny when his roommate (or whoever he is?) comes home with a six pack only to witness his skinny friend getting rimmed by an unseen person. Perhaps this short scene will inspire a better remake in the future… Lets take a look at a scene from “A Ghost Of A Chance”.

*Shake it like you just don’t care…

*I’d like to see this guy naked.

 *Supernatural “O” face.

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From “Centurians Of Rome”. In an all too brief orgy set in an ancient Roman prison, George Payne (the bearded god) finds himself bound in shackles, witness to a scene of depravity only the Roman’s were capable of. Slaves are tied and restrained while helmeted soldiers have their ways with their toned bodies, hard cocks and tight asses. For a scene of this length it certainly packs a punch and invites the viewer to watch the entire film… Which btw is GLORIOUS!

*Great costuming.

*Sucking & fucking…

*Sorry George, we all know you want in on the action…

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The creep factor is amped up to a whole new level in a selection from “The Destroying Angel”. Haunting imagery, surreal hallucinations set in kerosene lamplight take the audience on a shroom trip hookup that we know isn’t going to end well.

*Kerosene! 

Starring Tim Kent in the leading role and, Bill Young (legendarily well endowed Bill Eld) as the trick who fucks Tim’s tight, tormented, Catholic hole. The scene intensifies as Bill fucks Tim with his massive missile cinched by a tight cockring, his own satisfaction is not going to be ignored and when he cums it’s only for himself. After the creaky iron bed has stopped rocking, Bill’s had enough of whimpering Tim and dresses rather coldly and hits the road leaving Mr. Kent to battle his demons alone… in the dark.

*Hurts sooo good…

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*Great Tee shirt.

I wasn’t necessarily scared when “Erotic Hands” began, only when the raw anal started did I begin to question whether I was or not, and not for the obvious reasons. Grungy, industrial, leathery, three little words to describe what was about to happen between two strangers meeting in what appears to be some kind of warehouse down by what could be the NYC harbor dock yards. In this filthy concrete and rusty steel setting two bikers are ready for some serious anonymous fucking. Biker one removes his helmet to begin worshiping the body and cock of his masked partner. This guy sucks some serious dick, but what he really needs is to get fucked. Here’s where I was simultaneously turned on and suddenly very worried for the health of the horny bottom waiting for it on the motorcycle. You see, top man goes over to a nearby corner where he lubes up his fat dick with… Motor oil.

*Is that?????

*Yep, it’s motor oil…

Yes, motor oil, the thick and sticky liquid coats his cock as he slides it into the oh so willing hole. My mind was reeling; is it really motor oil? Couldn’t that kill you if absorbed into the membranes inside of your asshole? Does it burn? What does that smell like? It was kind of hot though… So the pair fuck dirty on that bike before helmeted Mr. Top pulls out and blows his carburetor, and after… A rather frightening reveal that I had no idea was coming.

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*Who??? Wha….

Looming over the entire sequence of events is a strange gender fuck character like a magical genie or something; from “Falconhead” comes a scene of primal fantasy mixed with acid…

There was a lot going on in this vignette plucked from the film ( I highly recommend watching the full film). Artistically lit, this is hardcore sin in soft focus. Plenty of writhing, punching, mustaches, rimming, confusion and of course fucking fill up the ten minutes of this, the final act of “Scared Stiff”. I enjoyed the roughness of the scene, the way that top just crams his cock down the greedy bottoms throats is pretty hot as well as watching his fat dick slip right on in to those lubed up butt holes.

*Falconhead

*?

When it’s all said and done I was left a bit confuzzled, what was with the fish tanks, did that guy drown, who is the bearded lady??? Make sure to watch “Falconhead” for the full story.

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“Scared Stiff” is a great collection of classic film samples, and I enjoyed almost ALL of it! From the quality, to the creativity, to the stars of this film, you won’t be disappointed… You’ll be SCARED STIFF. So pull out that dick boy and settle in for an awesome cum-fest from the golden age of gay porn.

The Otter.

Dirty Smut Mags For The Win!!

Tuesday, October 8th, 2013

What’s better than getting up early on a Saturday morning to go for a little stroll for coffee, to gaze up at the changing leaves and hit up a few yardsales along the way??.. it’s pretty much every yardsailing ‘mos fantasy to find the buy of a lifetime and I do believe The Otter hit the motherload this weekend when he stumbled upon a guy selling off his vintage porn mag collection at $2 a pop. Needless to say, but the Otter was more than HAPPY to take those dirty lil smut mags off his hands!

Classic Titles On GayHotMovies.com

We’ve been poring over them since yesterday and seriously, gem after hardon inducing gem! Def keep an eye out for future posts, we have a ton of ‘em and I really don’t mind taking the time to photograph and post them.. it IS my job after all 😉

 

Vintage Throwback – Tricking

Thursday, September 12th, 2013

The original press release from 1984 described “Tricking” as, “Taking it as it comes! This gang of turned-on young studs are always ready to go at it … anywhere and everywhere, from the alley to the streets and even at work! … Let these young studs teach you a few new tricks!”

Vintage Throwback - Tricking

Everyone has an idea of what a “trick” looks like, or maybe they don’t? In today’s world having that quickie with a complete stranger is just a thumb swipe away… In some ways it’s kind of sad, what happened to the hunt? What happened to the signals? What happened to the truly spontaneous aspect of it all? Before the digital age men knew the signs; the stance, the hunger in the eyes and the pulsing heat of the conquests groins. Who are these guys? Are they leaned against the bar? Standing against a wall in an alley? They could be anywhere!

When Nova’s “junior arm” Nebula released this pre-condom classic this was how “tricking” was done, no smart phones, no profiles, just one on one thrills. Right here we have a collection of six vignettes.

Vintage Throwback - Tricking

Tricking in the Alley – Gorgeous uncut favorite Jack Burke picks up Jeff Hunter on the street and finds a nice, quite alley to stick it to him hard. I really love the torn denim, flannel, boots and tube socks in this scene, and Jack’s “all American boy next door” look is HOT!

Tricking at the Bar – David Shaw and Todd Russell play a bartender and beer delivery man who hook up in a bar as payment for services rendered. You can almost smell the sweat, beer and cigarette smoke as the pair fuck in this beautifully run down dive bar.

Tricking at Home – Hunky businessman Guy Tait heads home for afternoon trick with blonde twink Shaun Victor. A dip in the pool leads to something more satisfying in the bedroom… Don’t forget to take a look at the amazingly ornate head board!

Tricking at the Office – Derrick Stanton interviews blonde stud Doug Lansing for a position, then gives him a real feel for what the job truly entails. You know you’ve had dreams of this kind of interview…

Tricking on the Street – Powerfully muscular Chuck Burton picks up Rick Scott on the street, then takes him to a cellar stairway to give him a hard ride. The boys keep the boots on the whole time… Woof!

Tricking on the Job – STOP THE PRESSES! Sexy, bearded and hung black stud Mike Trainor hooks up with fellow print shop employee Nick Vallano for a hot cock break.

“Tricking” is a stunning example of late 70’s early 80’s films. Not only is the fucking great, but the look of the film is beautiful too. I love the colors and exposures some dull, some vibrant lending this classic a patina that is sure to please…

 

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