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May Is Masturbation Month-Let’s Start It Off Right With Classic Autofellatio

Tuesday, May 5th, 2015

It’s Masturbation Month here at and we’re really excited about it. Throughout the month of May we want you to bash it, bop it, choke the chicken, clean your rifle, cork your bat, crank the shank, cuff the carrot, flog your dog, flog the frog, flog the hog, flog the log, perform a flute solo, jack it, jerk it, jerk the gherkin, loop that mule, paint your pickle, play a game of pocket pinball, or pocket pool, polish that banister, hell polish the rocket, pound your flounder, pump the python, rope the pony, spank the monkey, stroke it, tease the weasel, toss the turkey, walk the dog, wank it, whack it, whip the willy, whop it, wonk your cronker, and yank the crank. Get the picture? It’s all about getting your palms slicked up with spit, lube, Vas, Crisco, or what not, and get to stroking your pole. We’re here for you, we know what you want, and we offer up an amazing selection of titles to beat off to.

So what and how am I going to be celebrating? By providing you with the inspiration you need to get your rocks off. That being said, I’m going to start off Masturbation Month with two of my favorite things: classic gay porn and autofellatio. I don’t want to hear anyone out there saying he’s never thought about sucking himself off. Plenty of us have tried, some of us have been successful-it’s a talent. I discovered that Al Parker himself was fascinated by the act and even started performing it himself as an adolescent. Here I’ve collected ten of my favorite autofellatio moments from the golden age of gay porn.

Now whip out you dick, work up some spit, and get to it with these scenes available right here on

So Many Men, So Little Time: Scene 2

White Hanky: Scene 3

Winners Circle: Scene 5

Turbo Charge: Scene 2

Swallow It: Scene 1

Cruisin’ The Castro: Scene 3

Because He Can: Scene 1

Presenting The Best Of Buckshot: Scene 2

The U.N.C.U.T. Club Of LA: Scene 2

Turned On: Scene 5

Now do you think you have what it takes to throw your legs behind your head and suck your own cock? I’m giving you all month to practice. Feel free to keep us up on your progress by following me on Twitter and Tumblr.

Catch ya later cum catchers,

-The Otter


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