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Check Out These Puddles: Top 6 Pool Scenes in Gay Porn

I might prefer rope swings and swimming holes, inner tubes on the river, and large mossy boulders to sun myself on, but every once and a while I like a different kind of puddle. Today I’m here to write about pools-pools that stand out to me as nice places to frolic. Here for the weekly top list I bring you six sexy holes filled with water and dick! Let’s jump right on in!

At number six…

The Flavor Of Men from Oh Man! Studios: Scene 2

I’m in love with this pool. OK, it’s not really a pool, but if Kurt Stefano and Sam Crockett are taking a dip in it, I’m calling it a pool. The secluded oasis looks like something I would find while thumbing through Traditional Home or Better Homes & Gardens. The flagstone patio surrounding this puddle is rustic yet elegant at the same time, with charming moss tucked between the stones. Can you here the soft music of a swing band wafting outside as you sip your bubbling cocktail under twinkling lights? Is the night breeze filled with the scent of gardenias? Picture the sexy cater waiters in their tight pants and white jackets, so handsome; I just want to tear off their clothes and fuck… So yeah, this gem is incredibly romantic.

At number five…

No Shirt No Shoes No Problem from All Worlds Video: Scene 3

This pool is amazing. I like swimming laps so oddly shaped pools just aren’t my thing for practical reasons. I’m also a very structured person who requires symmetry in his life. However, under the right conditions, such as an expendable income, I could be coerced into having a pool such as this. Gentle curves, a waterfall, separate hot tub, and all lined in flagstone and blue tiles, this fantasy puddle could make quite a restful retreat. If only it included Niko (Chip Nicholas) and Rocky for my own personal enjoyment. These two uncut fuckers make the perfect “sculptural” decoration for an otherwise perfect private paradise.

At number four…

Bullet 9 from Ari Productions: Scene 2

Being the playful creature that I am I have always appreciated a pool slide. I feel like we don’t see too many of these anymore. Growing up I remember that if my friends had a pool, there was pretty much a slide guaranteed. The exhilarating sensation of bare bum on smooth wet fiberglass is like no other before you hit the chlorinated liquid below. This is a puddle you invite your friends to splash in. Imagine getting nekked with all your closest fuck buddies, drinks in hand, and you all take turns dipping into the pool and each other on a hot summer day. I’m so glad to see that Bruno and Josh Kincaid put this piece of super fun-man made pond accoutrement to good use. Time to pick up the ice, burgers, lube, and condoms! It’s party time.

Coming in at number three…

Waterbucks 2 from COLT Studio: All four scenes of this flick were filmed at the same location.


Josh Weston
and Carlo Masi

Perfectly manicured grounds, elegant topiaries, this whole Grecian vibe thing-this is one damn good lookin’ puddle. Right here is a prime example of sitting pretty. No, this is not the pool one has barbeques around with the neighbors and their spawn; no, this is the kind of pool where one gets their slut on. Imagine lying out by this basin of the gods, your oiled skin slowly frying into a coveted bronze under the direct sunlight. Melanoma be damned, you bought this Speedo specifically for how it makes your garbage look and the resulting tan line it will produce. Here is a puddle where frozen drinks are served by gorgeous young men in nothing but loin cloths who are at your every disposal. Hell, there’s even a replica of the Nike of Samothrace perched on a pedestal (Winged Victory for those who have no idea what I’m talking about.) Yes, this is it. This is the watery abyss you’ve been dreaming of. Slip in, enjoy.

Taking the silver at two…

Ram Jam from Catalina: Scene 9

Looks like we’ve got a pool/fountain situation going on again, but as I’ve said, if you can get into that puddle, it’s a pool. Just looking at this majestic piece of bourgeoisie lawn decoration reminds me that this must be the way Versailles appropriates trailer trash culture. Who puts this in their yard? The whole damn thing is so overdone I can’t help but love it. Just look at the sculpted fountains in their verdigris glory. Also the shade of those square tiles is really appealing to the eye as the water flows over the magnificent stepped creation. This obviously isn’t a puddle you just throw together, planning had to have been key; just look at those mature cypress trees framing this obnoxiously gorgeous grotto. Planning, people, planning. The only problem I see with this pool is that I’m not in Ray Harley’s position; what it must be like to get plowed by Blake Harper in such splendor… Hand me my church fan, it’s getting hot in here.

And at number one…

Fresh Off The Vine from Buckshot Productions: Scene 2

Picture it, Sicily, 1912. No, this is definitely not 1912, but it could be some Mediterranean countryside or most likely Sonoma County, California. This sleek and modern dipping bowl set in a sunny vineyard on rolling hills is precisely the spot you want to celebrate a Bacchanalian feast of your own carnal desires. Take a gander at this here puddle. It’s got it all: great design, beautiful execution, a spot to set down your wineglass! Well, you’re not on a vineyard for nothing. Thinking about sunning myself beside this cool drop of perfection can only be eclipsed by thoughts of luring one of those horse hung, dark-haired, copper-skinned grape harvesters into it like a siren. I really enjoy the color choice when it comes to the tiles, the cast concrete fountains, and cleverly disguised Jacuzzi. I wonder if Topher Dimaggio and Devon Hunter appreciate what they’re fucking in. I also want to know what’s in their glasses as I could go for a cold glass of pinot on ice about now.

So there you have it, my top list for Tuesday. I don’t know about you, but I am going to go slip into my little swim suit, grab a cold one, and head on over to my swimmin’ hole. Remember to follow me on Twitter and on Tumblr!
Catch ya later cum catchers,
-The Otter

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